Thread 715664280 - /v/ [Archived: 283 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:46:17 AM No.715664280
Donkey-Kong-Bananza-Ice
Donkey-Kong-Bananza-Ice
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IGN gave it a 10/10 "Masterpiece" score. On par with The Mona Lisa and Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. So now's your chance, /v/. Say it.
>I. Was. Wrong.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:54:09 AM No.715664901
>>715664280 (OP)
Ign is full of pedos confirmed
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:55:24 AM No.715664983
resident evil 4 remake also received a 10/10
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:59:22 AM No.715665310
*drops to 30fps*
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:00:59 AM No.715665423
>>715664280 (OP)
I don't even understand what the game is, the gameplay looks like complete nothing
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:01:38 AM No.715665475
No beaver bother no buy.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:02:15 AM No.715665537
>>715664983
I prefer the original
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:02:18 AM No.715665540
did the mona lisa drop the 30 fps on hardware that costs $500 fucking dollars
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:02:26 AM No.715665548
>>715664983
also deserved.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:03:47 AM No.715665656
>>715664280 (OP)
10/10 doesn't mean masterpiece. That just means it's in the top 10% of games.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:04:59 AM No.715665746
>>715664280 (OP)
The main concern I have about this game is that it was made by the Odyssey team.
Odyssey had a laundry list of features that were good on paper but the actual design of the game was tiresome.
I just hope they took some of the criticisms of the moons to heart.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:05:48 AM No.715665816
Nope not buying it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:05:59 AM No.715665831
>>715664280 (OP)
/v/ when icky "woke" game gets a 10/10 from IGN:
>Who cares? It's just IGN. You can't spell ignorant without IGN don't you know!
/v/ when based Nippontendo game gets a 10/10 from IGN:
>BASED! NINTENDOMINATION! HAHAHA FUCK YOU SNOYS. WHITE PEOPLE WIN AGAIN
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:11:32 AM No.715666182
Anyone else have nu-nintendo fatigue?
>open world setting
>big band music
>retarded gimmick which the game revolves around
>voice acting and vocal Disney songs
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:11:57 AM No.715666220
>>715664983
Well remake 4 is actually good
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:12:43 AM No.715666269
Screenshot_20250716_201217_Brave
Screenshot_20250716_201217_Brave
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>>715665656
It's the word they use
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:14:06 AM No.715666367
la-mona-lisa-del-prado
la-mona-lisa-del-prado
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>>715664280 (OP)
The Mona Lisa is not even the best Mona Lisa.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:15:10 AM No.715666431
>>715666367
id moan her lisa yaknowwhatimean
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:16:10 AM No.715666489
>>715666182
God yes.
Dread was the one exception and that was done by an outside dev.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:17:48 AM No.715666589
>>715665537
Entirely acceptable because it’s also a 10/10. The absolute niggerfaggot you’re replying to is implying RE4R wasn’t deserving of the score.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:19:11 AM No.715666690
i'm sure it's a great time for young kids, glad they still get quality entertainment rather than the low effort shit plaguing the internet.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:20:12 AM No.715666761
>>715664280 (OP)
IGN has given more 10s than anyone, most of all to mediocre tendieshit. Add it to the pile.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:21:53 AM No.715666873
1731112537422894
1731112537422894
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>>715666269
The reviewer is a self-admitted fandrone. He only reviews and plays Nintendo games and has an IRL søyjak visage.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:22:15 AM No.715666901
>>715666367
If you think about it, mona lisa was the original . smug anime girl . jpg
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:23:50 AM No.715667000
>>715666367
soul / soulless
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:25:12 AM No.715667076
>>715666489
Absolutely. Dread felt like someone at Nintendo remembered how to make an actual video game instead of a glorified theme park ride. No endless wandering through an empty open world collecting glittery trash or being forced to sit through 10-minute musical numbers about the power of feelings. Just tight design, moody atmosphere, and gameplay that actually respects your time. More of that, less of whatever this Nu-Disney Mario crap is.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:31:00 AM No.715667421
>>715664901
>imagine not liking cunny

Why are you even on this site?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:38:13 AM No.715667898
>>715667421
Just imagine how less smug the 4chan pedophiles would be when they discover browser fingerprinting and metadata, lmao.