Why aren't you playing the latest Nintendo masterpiece?

You do own a Switch 2, right anon?

I'm not paying $70 for a 4 hour game no matter how fun it is

>>715664318 (OP)
Nah, just waiting for a Switch 2 emulator and just pirate the game from there.

>>715664507
>a 4 hour game

Seek help snoy

>>715664318 (OP)
I'm get a Switch 2 when they release some good games

>>715664318 (OP)
I am sitting on my switch 2 until its hackable.

>>715664629
The playthroughs are on YouTube we know it's 4 hours

>>715664754
>we know it's 4 hours

And BotW is 1 hour if you want. Get a real argument.

>>715664629
snoys are so accustomed to playing braindead movies that they never touch a game once they see the credits

>>715664318 (OP)
I'm too poor for it, so instead playing MEGA CD, to try to learn japanese, so that fucking anime girl leave me alone.

>>715665051
Semi-based

>>715664754
Expedition 33 must be total dogshit since you can beat that game in 1 hour 20 minutes

>>715664318 (OP)
I’m waiting for my copy to arrive. It’ll be here Friday.

>>715664318 (OP)
I beat the story 5 hours ago. Going for 100% completion

>confirmed to be even easier than kirby

Will Nintendo ever make a reasonably challenging game again? I'm not asking for Ninja Gaiden here.

>>715664318 (OP)
I am not a pedo, I hang em. Not buying a pedo game nor console

>>715664318 (OP)
It don't come out till tomorrow.

Maelle won

>>715664507
Lol try 30 minutes and $80

>>715665153
Short game confirmed. Save your money folks

>>715665051

>>715665051
Based. Good luck anon, that shit's hard.

>>715665693
It's fun too
The word for tooth cavity in japanese is wild

>$90 for 3 hours of gameplay

Oh, but you can dress up the barefoot loli. Guess Nintenpedos will pay up regardless...

>>715664318 (OP)
I'm American, we don't get the game until tomorrow and I don't want to make an Australian Nintendo account to get games now

>>715664318 (OP)
Because I haven't cared about Nintendo since around the time I turned 8

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>>715666423
According to digitalfoundry this terrible performance is just on this battle.
However FSR1 (1) is in the whole game.
Not even FSR2 (2).

>>715664318 (OP)
Waitchadding for the superior OLED version and a bigger library

>>715666574
>8 years in development

>>715665334
It’s actually impressive at this point how they’re managing to charge more for less and still have people lining up day one. Remember when $80 used to get you a whole ass RPG that lasted weeks? Now you get two bite-sized cutscenes, three QTEs, and a “thanks for playing!” screen.

>>715664318 (OP)
Disgusting beanmouth calarts style
No thanks

>>715664318 (OP)
>You do own a Switch 2, right anon?
No, because I actually have common sense.

>>715664318 (OP)
no because I can't find any in stock

>>715664318 (OP)
It's not here yet.

>>715664318 (OP)
I would be IF NINTENDO WOULD LET ME UNLOCK MY GODDAMN PRELOAD

Are a lot of stores breaking street date or something?
How are you guys getting it so early?

>>715664318 (OP)
I'm getting it physically, and my goystop isn't doing a midnight launch. I'll pick it up on my lunch break tomorrow. I'm pretty hyped. Mario Odyssey was amazing.

>>715664318 (OP)
kino
https://youtu.be/FzYh2HZzwK8?si=fYsrklepDgz9LDrT

>>715664318 (OP)
I might pick it up when they finally release a new Zelda or something down the line.

I’m not buying a switch 2 for 2 games.

>>715667756
You'd be the first to pirate if an emulator existed

>>715664318 (OP)
It looks like shit in every way.

>>715667991
he was probably scammed by the first "emulator"

>>715664318 (OP)
In honor of Bananza's release, I've made myself DK's Coconut Chill. It's basically a pina colada with additional banana flavor