I'm not feeling too good....

bro got put on clearance just like this thread LOL

old spice smells so fucking bad. it makes my shirts reek

>>715670126 (OP)
tf they mean cosmos nigga doesn't space smell like burning

>>715670126 (OP)
If you really want to get chicks you need to wear Axe bodyspray

>$6.50

And people bitch at me for not wearing deodorant. Fuck you, I ain't paying that much just because you're mildly inconvenienced by my smell. Don't like it? Don't be around me. Simple as.

>>715674049
Post your Smash 6 character wishlist.

>>715670126 (OP)
take it to /tv/ dumbass

>>715675303
Sybil from Psuedoregalia
Kuromi from Onegai My Melody
Coco Bandicoot
Cream the Rabbit

>>715670126 (OP)
This is just a stealth furry thread because that’s just rebranded wolfthrorn and bearglove

>>715670126 (OP)
capitalism is cringe

>>715676012
Weird that you know that

>>715670126 (OP)
>>body + face wash
whats wrong with using just soap and deodorant?

>>715673905
Only neckbeards wear Axe.

>>715674049
you are either a smashy or an indian

>>715676267
nah I'm a wagie, axe is south of the border.
Neckbeards use old spice and dove

tabac > old spice

>>715674049
based

>>715676103
I agree, our corporate overloads shouldn't have to try to appeal to their customers. Commies have somehow turned into the biggest corpo bootlickers. I'm impressed by this masterpiece of subversion.

>>715670126 (OP)
Uhm, why do people prefer the swarthy Wayne over the pureblood Anglosaxon Calrk Kent?

I buy the Suave 3-in-1 cause it's the cheapest.

>>715674049
a carton of dr bronners costs like $20 and lasts 6+ months if you put it in a foaming dispenser and dilute it with half water
protip: buy hibiclens while you're at it and add a splash each time you fill up the foam dispenser. You will not smell at all.

>>715676267
>>715676569
I thought axe was just tweens and teens. Adults actually use that shit?

>>715676256
The whole point of capitalism is to convince retards to buy shit they don't need so you make more money.

>>715676256
Bodywash is soap you fucking retard

>>715679664
the spics that swarm my store between 5pm - 2am all either smell like a swamp and sour cheese or they are absolutely layered in it to the point you can smell them several aisles away.
I unironically put a mask on now.

Old spice burned holes into my pits, tooks weeks to heal. I'm a Everyman Jack guy now.