Elden Snail

Shadow the Snail

BLACK AND RED CHADS WHERE WE AT?

>>715672358 (OP)
Magcargo if he real

>finally boot up GTA6
>see this guy make contact with your toe

>>715672358 (OP)
And they're endangered. KWAB.

>>715672806
Another HUGE dub for B+R gang.

I am Shadow the Snail. A research experiment, gone deadly wrong. I've caused so much destruction, I should have never been created. This is who I am

>>715672358 (OP)
Great thread OP.

Snailseo

>>715672358 (OP)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaly-foot_gastropod
>endangered because of deep sea mining
shit sucks. We need asteroid mining asap.

>>715673172
Good. What kind of a retard would CHOOSE to live INSIDE a volcano?

>>715672358 (OP)
This baby can take temperatures up to 750 degrees.

>>715672358 (OP)
>living tissue surviving anything above 100C
nah shit's fake

>>715672806
>>715673301
you guys are spineless brainless slugs who cluster around heat that feeds you everything you need to survive, gotcha

>>715673670
IT'S TOO HOT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

>>715673753
Are you not?

>>715674170
No, but I can understand that you assume everyone else must be due to your failure

>>715672806
>>715673301
>>715673753
RED AND BLACK I DRESS

>>715673626
Aye nothing wrong with living in a volcano
Somebody get this coldhead Outta here

>>715673753
>lil chuddy cant take the heat
weak

>>715673670
I hated that level

>>715673753
are you even a carbon based organism?

>>715674420
shalom! enjoy the heat you'll be seeing quite a bit of it after you 59%

>>715674264
EAGLE ON MY CHEST!

>>715672358 (OP)
>350 degrees Fahrenheit
And how much is this by non-subhuman standards?

>>715674558
wait, you lost me
is this thread not about weird sea snails?
is this a euphemism for trannies?
or are you mind broken?

>>715674775
>ropeweight posts a bunch

>>715674702
176 Celsius, hot enough to melt plastic.

>>715672806
Always.

>>715674552
Tittytania was worse

>>715672806
Why are they always the coolest looking?

>>715672358 (OP)
But how does it taste?

slugma balls

>>715675362
Carolina reaper flavored.

Saw a foot long tarantula wasp once. I thought it was a helicopter at first

>>715672358 (OP)
Ignus Palsnail

>>715675613
>Foot long wasp
No you didn't

>>715672358 (OP)
regional magcargo evolution
fire/steel

splatoon has one of those

what kind of drop do you get if you kill one?

>>715677414
A drop in morality

>>715677414
A drop off the rope. Wait maybe buy a chain given your weight.

>>715675362
>try to cook it
>it just crawls out of the pot

>>715672358 (OP)
Pretty sure Dredge had something like this

>>715675227
Was this pokemon inspired by it?

>>715672358 (OP)
>Nature validates the color scheme and theme of the Level 9 Final Area that's fiery and life-threatening in the extreme, with powerful creatures

I can hear my child self is punching a wall with crazed validation

>>715672358 (OP)
she's beautiful.......

>>715672358 (OP)
now post the rule 34

>>715672806
Kino color combo
Will never be topped

I want it as a pet
Or at least a YouTube video of it eating something or crawling along someone's arm
Will it die in room temperature? Or in cold water? I assume it won't be and to adapt in time and homeostasis will collapse

>>715672358 (OP)

>>715672806
https://youtu.be/cjp-Gyo5tNM?si=Z73eUSaOD0cPTTzk&t=103

>>715672358 (OP)
So why don't they just eat something other than volcano farts?

>>715683719
Maybe volcano farts are delicious, why don't jump inside a volcano and try them?

>>715672358 (OP)
Mandela effect!