ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>715676723 (OP)
One game is still one game more than PS5 lmao

>>715676842
holy cope

Isn't this copypasta invalid now?

>>715676723 (OP)
(GO)

DEFECTIVE
HEAT SINK IS TOO THIN
I'M SEEING BURN MARKS I CAN'T
HARDLY BELIEVE IT
DEFECTIVE
MALFUNCTIONING FAN
WEAKENED FROM HEAT DECAY
SEETHE
(YEAH)
THESE PROBLEMS ARE ENDLESS

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

EXCLUSIVE
WHY BUY IT WHY BUY IT
I'M QUESTIONING GOING
(GO)
STRAIGHT TO THE PC
EXCLUSIVE
NO SATISFACTION
THEY SHUT IT DOWN THEY SHUT IT
(YEAH)
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

I SEE IT. (I) I NEED IT. (SEE)
I SEE IT. (I) I NEED IT.

I SEETHE IT. (OH) I REEEEE'D IT.
I SEETHE IT. (OH) I REEEEE'D IT.

I SEE IT. I NEED IT.
I SEE IT. I NEED IT.

I SEETHE IT. (OH) I REEEEE'D IT.
HAH
I SNEED IT. (OH) I FEED IT.

MY DRIVE IS DEFECTIVE
THE WITHDRAWN PERSPECTIVE
WORSE THAN PS3
WHY LIES NOT EXCLUSIVE
I PRE-ORDERED
BACK OUT
JUST REFUND ME

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT
YEAH YOU PORT IT

(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT
(YOU) YOU PORT IT

>>715676842
>astro bot
>death stranding 2
oops

>>715678019
both will come to PC

This doesn't rhyme.

>>715676842
You set the bar really low. Death Stranding 2

>ALL THE GAMES YOU PROMISED MEEEE!!!
>TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I’M ABOUT TO BREAK!
>I JUST NEED ONE VIDEO GAAAAME!
>CAUSE I’M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
>I’M ABOUT TO BREAK!!!

>>715678393
Walking simulators aren't games.

why can't snoys meme?

>>715678393
I said game not a movie about walking

>>715678019
>>715678393
>Timed exclusives
So no games?

Really wanted to squeeze one more use of that copypasta before Bananza launches in an hour did ya

>>715676723 (OP)
It annoys me you reposted this and you didn't change the line to
JUST KEEP IN MIND I WAITED A LONG TIME IN LINE AT BEST BUY

>>715676723 (OP)
S0nyggers are STILL seething about this meme a decade later?

>>715678231
Nah. PC games will continue to get ported to PS5, though.