Having sex with Jimbo from Balatro and Blueprint and Brainstorm at the same time ooh clussy sex

ok now that I have your attention should I buy ectoplasm here? My setup is pretty much completed with Baron and my deck mostly being comprised of red sealed steel king cards, but I fear that I won't be able to maximize the cumulative effect of the xMults by the time I get lucky and obtain the joker with a hat. Showman I think it's called. The one that allows you to buy jokers you already have from the shop. I also don't have the planet card 1.5x voucher

haha yeah okay buddy nice try im thinking about clussy sex but didnt read on better luck next time

>>715681307
if you're trying to naninf you're missing an awful lot of cryptids

Big fan of clussy.
Never make your image more important than your text. Rookie mistake.

The absolute state of /v/

>>715681843
What does Cryptid do again? The spectral card that clones stuff?
I have like 80 king cards already thanks to transforming almost all playing cards into red sealed steel kings with the death tarot card. Right now I'm hoping that if I pick ectoplasm I can either get:
>planet card 1.5x voucher for pluto and spam high cards to offset the loss of one card spot
>showman joker and clone a blueprint, brainstorm or baron or anything good really
>both

>>715681307
Why the fuck do you need ectoplasm? DNA is useless for you now, sell it if you want another joker slot. Killing your hand size is drastically reducing your score because of how much a single red steel king multiplies.

>>715681862
I'll never forgive King and the serial killers for making clowns taboo and scary. Girls in clown makeup are top tier.

>>715682025
the point is that the clones show up in your hand, so you get more king triggers with it giving you more score on that turn that you use them

>>715682025
None of that matters because your score with this build relies entirely on your hand size, which you brute force with a shitload of cryptids when the antes get too high to beat normally. If you don't care about that and just want to see how high you can get as is then there's nothing much to say about it, just do whatever you want.

>>715682104
>DNA is useless for you now
It temporarily increases my hand size if I use Brainstorm and Blueprint on it for the remaining hands in the round. My idea was that I could gamble on obtaining a second Blueprint or brainstorm to add 3 more cards to my hand at the beginning and power through
>>715682151
Oh yeah I see. Sadly I don't see how I can get Cryptid in my tarot slots for now
>>715682153
I see, it makes sense. I think I'll skip ectoplasm then

>>715682558
>I don't see how I can get Cryptid in my tarot slots for now
to maximize this kind of build you need to be playing with spectral deck

>>715681590
/thread

>>715681251 (OP)
Update comes next week, right?

>>715681251 (OP)

>>715681251 (OP)
>>715681307
I couldn't get the planet thing when I usually get it on ante 9 when it's useless to me in other runs. Fuck this game. I'll try that with the spectral deck card but this was an unseeded run

what is the best kind of hand
>inb4 post hand

>>715681251 (OP)
I dated a girl with a body like that but she ended up getting all these retarded tattoos and I ended up hating her. Idk wtf was wrong with her crazy bitch

>>715685960
high card

>>715685960
two pair is good

>>715681251 (OP)
She has a black boyfriend by the way.

>>715681251 (OP)
>>715681862
3dpdcoomer

I for some reason can't win with the black deck

>>715691045
I'm trying to do black deck right now actually
less hands = less chances to win and also less money per round
it's probably better to try to go for 5 card hands