WE BANANZA NOW

Banana is a vile fruit.

dystopian.

>>715681607
Which fruits do YOU like to eat? :c

>>715681968
You got any more of them slutty office elves bruh? Askin for a friend

Do tendies really?

>>715681520 (OP)
not my DK

>>715681968
all of the non penis shaped ones because that's fuckin' gay bro

What does it feel like to be high on weed?

>>715684151
it's only gay if you make eye contact with another dude while you eat it.

>>715681520 (OP)
Kinda sad you're weed user, donkey kong and pauline would be disappointed in you, but enjoy the game.

>>715684151
>cannot even eat food without constantly thinking about cocks.

I have bad news, Anon.

>>715684342
where's my man Conker when you need him?

>>715684270
When I was a youth in high school I would get high and walk back into slow and everything felt slow motion. I would feel weird as fuck being around my teachers like that and rush to the cafeteria to buy these big chocolate cookies they used to make. One time my geography teacher made fun of me for smelling like weed. I would either go hang out with my friends and listen to music or watch stuff. Or play games stoned and it just made the experience better. Arcade down the road was fucking awesome, had Third Strike, Guilty Gear XX, CVS2, Marvel 2 and a ton of other great games. Used to walk in there blem all the time in the high school daze.

Nowadays it doesn't hit me hard like that. If you smoke sativa, it hits like espresso. Makes you feel wired, I will run fighting games online and have some good matches. Or those deep single player experiences suck you in deep as fuck, makes me feel more immersed. Indica is very different though, when I smoke indica it almost makes my brain feel slow and kinda stupid. Good for when you're ready to go to bed, but not great for gaming.

>>715681520 (OP)
wtf it's true

>>715681520 (OP)
Oh man, you have to try the Uma Musume game—it’s this insanely polished mobile title where you raise these horse girls (yes, that’s right) into elite racing idols. The training system is super strategic, and you form deep emotional bonds with your characters as you guide them to stardom—and like, the drama? It hits. Like that one arc where Oguri Cap’s career is on the line and she’s recovering from injury, and her whole comeback hinges on that one final race in the snow at Nakayama. I swear, the way she pushes through the pain and wins—I was in tears. The pacing, the inner monologues, even the gritty rivalry with Mihono Bourbon... top-tier writing.

>>715684667
It's true. Every Yoshitard I've ever known was a homo.

>>715684964
i don't care about any of that shit but I guess some of those mares are kinda fine

>$90 game
>5 hour campaign
>10 hours for 100%
>unoptimized piece of shit
>ps2 graphics

"goty" lmao

>>715681520 (OP)
Reddit

>>715681520 (OP)
Rogan Kong would be proud
>DUDE BANANAS

>>715685364
lmfao I am imagining some buff bald manlet kong with a very red face for some reason

>>715681520 (OP)
>pedo is a stoner failure
surprise surprise

Needing drugs and slop to enjoy your life is just sad

>>715685339
When you post shit like this it makes me wonder if you're just false flagging to make people happy about 70$ games.

>>715685458
no pedos allowed

>>715685339
lol

>>715683978
Eh, I love all eras of the big guy. I think the new design is cool.

>>715681520 (OP)
Marijuana sucks dick.

>>715681520 (OP)
what's the ice do?

>>715692880
I think it makes the smoke cooler from the bong, so you don't fry your lungs. Or something like that.

>>715687901
huuummm, what should i believe, the evidence i can see
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdM0o9V3c
or some fucker's text.
that's a big think.

>>715681520 (OP)
>no screen protector
Hope you like scratches on your plastic screen

>>715681520 (OP)
>gay lettuce
cringe!