Heartbound - /v/ (#715692763) [Archived: 243 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:41:37 AM No.715692763
20250714110713
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md5: 512443e565be31f3ff702a38c07d6857🔍
Will we ever get the 1.0?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIZ95Rc-aEs
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:44:14 AM No.715692881
Why does this game look so fucking zesty
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:02 AM No.715692958
>>715692763 (OP)
I think it's very clear that there is no finished game and all provided since are just showcase snippets to gain interest in the undertale fandom which doesn't got the pull like it did 8 years ago. Gnomeass probably wants to abandon the project but can't because he fears the backlash, can imagine that he will use the controversy atm to do a crying lap that the stress and ridicule made him quit developing the game soon to have an out with extra victim credit.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:22 AM No.715693024
The chance that I want to have a furry faggot's thoughts running through my head is 0%.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:35 AM No.715693038
>quirky earthbound clone with themes of depression
Daring today aren't we????
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:48:45 AM No.715693073
>>715692881
because of it's made by soillennial furries
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:49:50 AM No.715693113
beanmouth slop
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:51:24 AM No.715693173
>>715692763 (OP)
its hard to say, maybe if you spam this shit thread 100 more times we will finally find out!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:52:42 AM No.715693221
>supposed programming genius hacker with 200 IQ and years of experience in government security, game development at Blizzard, and impossible puzzle solving
>after a decade still hasn't been able to finish his generic rpgmaker pixelslop Undertale clone with indie 'western anime' cutscenes
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:05:57 AM No.715693792
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md5: 974ece4c53f8cd9d21f1053f218a24fa🔍
I fixed the faggot bean mouth
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:09:11 AM No.715693930
>>715693792
now fix the furrylike nose, the soulless giant black eyes, the retarded hoodie and the Dumbo ears
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:15:55 AM No.715694214
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>>715693792
I put your exact post into sora
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:24:17 AM No.715694572
>>715692763 (OP)
>dog shaped face
this furry faggot really can't help himself
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:30:40 AM No.715694838
>>715694572
Looks like a fucking monkey actually
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:34:04 AM No.715694986
>>715693221
It can literally run on a smart fridge at 60fps you friggin' dumbdumb.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:38:01 AM No.715695150
>>715692881
it's made by a gay furry with daddy and mommy issues
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:44:26 AM No.715695389
>>715694838
those are furries too
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:48:28 AM No.715695568
quick summary for faggots who picked interest in this ea scam
>says it's inspired by eartbound/mother games
>it's actally heavily inspired by undertale
>despite claiming that it have possible 1000 routes, 1st chapter is exactly the same every time
>sprites and dialogues aside, it takes at least couple of days to a week, maybe two of lazy programming to slap everything together
>especially when it's made in game maker so engine and logic is already here
>yet, game is in ea for 10 years
>it quickly gets to furfaggotry fantasy
>even faster the story feels like it's not a story but someone trying to tell you about his family isues through the game instead of calling in cops
>NPC acts like retards referencing shits that's not even in game or was never told. You have a retard fur npc who doesn't know who tf are you and 5min later you're his personal hero
>fights are clearly undertale inspired and feel like doing captcha quiz, hilarous how can you even call it a puzzle
>10hr of deelopment for nearly 1hr of gameplay
>from a ferret rapist, narcisstic talentless hack that thinks he's a pro code god because he worked at blizzard as nepo baby responsible for some jobs made for retards and nepo babies
I woudld never imagine that in 2025 Yandev would get my sympathy, since he did way more in the same timespan as an amateur and in unity
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:50:34 AM No.715695643
>>715692881
Made by a gay furry whose big acclaim to fame before the game was being a furry on second life selling gay furry models for people to erp with.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:05:04 AM No.715696214
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md5: 19719d79933dbd5cdc692b85fc96b89e🔍
let's check on the game's wik-
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:13:32 AM No.715696589
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md5: a40f1f01598785493e791d9e86e8610d🔍
>>715696214
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:15:27 AM No.715696675
thor1
thor1
md5: aba10107ef16b9b0ebfd0d0b8b8f454b🔍
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:20:08 AM No.715696851
file
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md5: 9ecbff203a86fb7c99dbadf190b3cb5f🔍
>>715693792
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:23:45 AM No.715696995
>>715696214
It's so funny to know that all those prestiges are exaggerated. His hacking skills are literally calling someone on the phone and asking for their password and hopes he gets it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:32:29 AM No.715697393
>>715692763 (OP)
wow this shit looks awful, THIS is what fagrate software has such a big ego over? anyone who saw that and decided to buy it deserves to get scammed by the way
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:14 AM No.715697508
>>715697393
let us see your game and working experience in blizzard for 7 years then
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:37:26 AM No.715697608
>>715697508
>WOOW YOU'RE CALLING MY FOOD BAD? WHERE'S YOUR DISH AND AND WORKING EXPERIENCE IN MCDONALDS FOR 7 YEARS THEN (only got the job through nepotism)
fuck off jason
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:43:34 AM No.715697883
This game he has been working on for 8 years has 4 puzzles and 2 combat segments
That's it.
And I'm being extremely generous when I call them puzzles
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:59:45 AM No.715698651
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>>715696675
Ok so what happens if he wants to add another event to, lets say, Cafe? Does he insert it as the new 222 and has to rewrite the rest of the array that comes after it and the code that references it, or he adds it at the very end, completely disjointed from the rest? I'm not even a coder, but it looks like a very bad way of doing things.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:05:46 PM No.715698957
>>715698651
Fuck you.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:10:14 PM No.715699182
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md5: 9646350f57f9bdbbf50c78a5e0e42f6b🔍
>>715698957
Fuck you!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:12:06 PM No.715699278
>>715692763 (OP)
he makes more money in one stream than he did from the kickstarter, he is a greedy goblin he won't finish it. plus his code is such fucking spaghetti he can't anyway.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:12:29 PM No.715699294
>>715698651
thatsthejoke.jpg
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:17:25 PM No.715699504
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md5: 6724f01028743661cc23b510bcf85a44🔍
>Thor didn't use shaders because not everyone can use them, like people from Brazil
wat....
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:21:48 PM No.715699698
>>715695568
I really do wonder how YandereDev feels about losing the "worst coder in the internet" title
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:23:03 PM No.715699762
>>715692958
>Gnomeass
Meds
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:28:35 PM No.715700009
>>715699762
Jason
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:35:29 PM No.715700294
>>715699504
Shaders are outlawed by the Brazilian government. Caught using shaders? Executed immediately by the favela firing squad.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:40:19 PM No.715700505
>>715698651
It is a bad way of doing things for exactly that reason. On top of what you pointed out, every time one of those array addresses is used in anyway he needs to extensively comment to make it clear what's happening. For a project that big that i untenable even if he's the only one working on it. Some people say he should have used enums, which basically let you define a type of "variable" whose state can be customized. So you could have an enum COFFEE_TEMP and have it have the sates NONE, COLD and HOT. Notice how if it was done this way anything can be added as anew enum at any time and you don't need a single comment to understand the code. In Jason's defense, GML did not support enums when he started working on the game 8 years ago but it also highlights why his bad coding practices are bad. If he had better practices it would be easier to migrate his code to newer versions of his engine/language which would be useful considering he can't seem to get the game finished in under a decade. Even without enums though there are better data structures he did have access to like structs which he could have built his own that essentially function like enums. For someone good at coding it would have been obvious to do this but Jason is so dumb he copy and pastes his code rather than putting it in reusable functions which is no joke, probably one of the worst things you could do while still writing functional code. If there is ever a bug in his copy-and-paste code he's spraying it all over his codebase then there would be no way to properly track and fix that bug in all the places he copied it to. It's truly bottom of the barrel coding behavior that even 1st year comp-sci dropouts would know not to do because every coding langue for the last 50+ years has had functions/methods/some equivalent and there is no good reason to avoid using them.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:47:01 PM No.715700818
PirateSoftware? More like "you'd have to pay me to pirate your garbage software!"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:50:20 PM No.715700963
I just don't get it. The Ferretfucker has a defacto, credible, live on air, diagnosis of NPD from a literal psychiatrist.

All he has to do to make this shit go away is tweet out "it seems I have a neurochemical imbalance that makes me perceive reality differently from most people. I will be starting treatment effective immediately but NPD takes a long time to show progress, thank you for your support"

He literally has a golden ticket to be an ass and people will be okay with it.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:00:06 PM No.715701468
>>715700963
his massive ego will never allow him to admit his view of reality is wrong
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:19:49 PM No.715702463
>>715700963
mental illness is a reason but not an excuse
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:02:54 PM No.715704873
>>715702463
Woah... deep...
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:10:24 PM No.715705248
>>715700963
>>715701468
>>715702463
>>715704873
Uh bros? NPD is not something that you can cure with meds or therapy. It is practically anti-therapy because they'll look at therapy as just another 'social game' they need to maneuver, mask, and lie around. There is no cure for this disorder besides a bullet, which is disturbing to me, since leadership positions across human society are saturated with NPDs. Personality disorders are more severe than a mental illness.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:12:56 PM No.715705371
>>715698651
my coding level is around his level but I always keep around maybe 100~ arrays/flag/switch just in case of something like that when doing my game.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:31:44 PM No.715706379
>>715697508
Weak b8 m8