Bros, someone ported these to PC!
https://youtu.be/eq5DgjWKMg4

>>715702415 (OP)
>mobile shit
now why would anyone wanna play that?

>>715702741
underage b&

shitty quick time event mobage "gameplay"
neck yourself zoomer

>>715702950
You're the zoomer. You never played kino growing up.

>>715703024
we get it, you were 6 years old back then and had no point of reference what an actual videogame is, understandable

>>715703127
Zoom zoom

>>715703367
And my name is Anon. Nice to meet you, "Zoom zoom"!

>>715703467
You need to be 18 years or older to post here, little bro.

>>715702415 (OP)
I know iOS got some unexpectedly nice exclusives, but this one looks extremely mediocre.

>>715703638
It was actually really fun.

>>715703510
yeah, so take your own advice and scram before you get banned zoomie

>>715703783
>trying this hard to fit in
lol ok zoom zoom

>>715703510
Not him and I'm 28 and this game sucked when it came out.
The only reason people care was because it was running on UE3

>>715703887
You just have shit taste then

>>715702415 (OP)
I've been here forever but I never looked at this game's gameplay lol. I just remember it being shilled for some reason.

>>715703829
>getting this frustrated because I called you a zoomer
seems I really struck a nerve lol

>>715704098
nah you got triggered when you entered the thread
I'm just calling it out :)

>>715704173
>emoticon
I accept your concession, lil zoomie

>>715704240
Get baited fool XD

>>715702415 (OP)
>Me: Oh shit what's this!? Knights!? Wait, this is on console? Never heard-
>Me 5 seconds later: Mobile Shit. Into the trash

>>715704398
You play mobile trash bro

>>715704437
Butthurt ass dev. no one is going to play your trash LMAO. you suck at shilling too HAHAHAHA

>>715705070
And I'm your father and leader of your nation. Do what I say or else groyim.

>>715705113
How about you KILL YOURSELF
Ya game suck (nobody gonna paly) so you done PLAYED YOURSELF hahahaha
bars lil nigga

>>715702786
Infinity Blade is peak zoomer anon.

t. Zoomer

>>715705171
I'm 28 and remember playing this on my IPod touch

>>715705205
I'm 27 and same.

>>715705170
Yes bars nigger for real desu desu XD

>>715702415 (OP)
>mobile trash
eh, pass

>>715705289
It clearly says PC bro

>>715705205
>>715705247
25

All the "classic" early ios games took up a big chunk of my childhood.

>>715705343
it's funny how mobile gaming was set to replace handhelds entirely before it got pajeetified

>>715702415 (OP)
Dolphin porn

>>715702415 (OP)
looks like shit, who the fuck would play this?

>>715702741
>>715702950
>>715704398
Fuck off. Infinity Blade was actually designed to be like an actual GAME for mobile devices with 3d graphics, actual story, voice acting and decent production value. In a different universe we'd have developers actually trying to make high effort vidya for touch devices, but because Infinity Blade got forgotten you instead have Strange Neighbour Rope Hero.

>>715705408
Adults with a real childhood filled with kino

>>715705410
the developers saying
>no bro trust us, this is totally a AAA game with high production values on mobile!!
doesn't mean it's actually a good game

>>715705536
It actually is but you don't play games. You lust after anime gachashit, brownoid.

It really was a flash of lightning sort of time period, wasn't it? Genuine developers trying to hop on the latest and greatest platform experimenting with new ideas.

Now it's all just gachashit

>>715702415 (OP)
i never played these games because i was a poorfag. are they still any good?

>>715705659
no its shit, one of the worse mobile dogshitter games

>>715705659
they were good at the time, don’t think they’d age well not being on mobile now

>>715705536
It was a good game and the intent was to attempt making an actual videogame for mobile devices with a proper budget, not brainrot chinkshit that floods app stores today.

>>715705617
You're literally shilling mobile slop bro. Fucking genshin impact is probably better than this pathetic attempt at a AAA game.

>>715705630
It was back when even some mobile games had soul. Now they're all coomershit.
>>715705659
Yeah just map your controls and it's good.
>>715705801
You can mod them.
>>715705975
You're literally brown if your only point of reference is gayshit impact. Opinion discarded.

>when whites make games
SOVL
>when chinks make games
SLOP

It's that simple.

>>715702415 (OP)
I want to have sex with that dude.

>>715706686
Shut up fag

>>715702415 (OP)
Padre... vegavunze...

>>715702415 (OP)
I remember GABEN enjoying this old piece of shit on his fucking OG IPAD. We've come a long way, lads

>>715708527
Does he have a romantic interest in the game?

>>715711872
Gaben played this QTE parry fest of a mobile series?

>>715713010

>>715713112
I had to dig but I somehow remembered this interview from fucking 2011. Basically just going into how he's impressed at what generic apple hardware could do at the time compared to what old mobile gaming was (think DOOMRPG on a flip phone)

>Well, the thing we’re trying to think about is where these two sectors are going. We look at mobiles as a very important form factor, much in the same way living room devices are important form factors.
>We’re comfortable in delivering PC stuff to the console side, and I think Portal 2 will cement that fact.
>On mobile, however, we’ve done nothing. Especially compared to the guys at Epic Games. I was talking with Tim Sweeney and Cliff Bleszinski recently and I told them how super impressed I was with what they’ve accomplished on mobile.
>In fact, I was actually surprised with how excellent Infinity Blade was. I was playing Infinity Blade and I thought, wow, I had no idea you could get that out of an iPad.
>The thing is, clearly the mobile platform is coming along. The thing I hate about it is we have to live with the CPU and GPU constraints that we’ve not had to deal with for a while.
>Actually, I also hate the delivery through cellphone technologies is so outrageously priced. It’s hard to deliver a large game when you’re paying $12 per gigabyte delivered in the US – right now in the console space we don’t have to think about size. But now in the mobile space, customers want to pay $2.99 and you’re thinking [laughs] well so much for our fifty gigabyte game!

https://mcvuk.com/business-news/publishing/gabe-newell-on-valve/

>>715713416
I always wondered how they saw out of their helmets

>>715713416
That is absurdly hot. The sex must be so chivalrous.

>>715702415 (OP)
The entire novelty of that game was “Whoa, I can’t believe I’m playing this on my phone”. They get boring really quickly.

IB1 got a port a year or two ago. Very nice work, even if the game was boring, grindfest shite. makes me feel even better about not buying an iPhone or iPod ever to play this garbage.
Chair needs to buy back the rights to Advent Rising and finish that series.

>>715714138
I'm currently trying to map the controls to my steam deck in such a way where it's reasonable.

>>715713991
Nah

>>715702415 (OP)
I'm honestly surprised that never got a updated port to the switch since the switch and it's direct sequel have touch screens.