>if you kill the bad guys you'll be "just like them"

>>715702959 (OP)
When he sucks off his boyfriend(valid girl), do you think he immediately cleans the cum off his beard, or does he let it linger so the smell stays?

>>715704585
It's always awkward when Cory uses his tranny gf as an example of what real girls do.
>oh yeah girls like x, Lexi plays it every day
It's funny because the other guys NEVER reply or even acknowledge it whenever Lexi is brought up.

>>715704585
I think they just lay down in bed, put their shirts over their heads and jack off onto their stomachs

>protagonist spends all game getting shot
>surrenders to having a gun pointed at them in a cutscene

>>715702959 (OP)
why are you posting the altered version

>>715704695
why is he so red

>>715704673
this lmao it's funny the few times he's done that, and youre right, the others just dont really comment. You just know everytime Chris is thinking
>but he's a dude
>but he's a dude
>but he's a dude

Killing the joker and batman would make Gotham a better place

>>715705452
>t. penguin

>>715702959 (OP)
Only retards struggle with grasping the concept of conflict resolution without violence.

>>715702959 (OP)
*Please note that is only applies to the final boss and not his 200 minions you gunned down.

>>715705576
When applied correctly violence can prevent further conflicts from occurring in the future

>If you, a bright, good-hearted, good judge of character don't let the clearly remorseless, twisted, man of bad character immune to diplomatic appeals and other utilitarian or fear tactics ruin more people's lives you're "just like them"

>>715705576
Only retards fail to grasp the concept that some conflicts can't be resolved without violence and that choosing not to fight can very often be the worse decision.

Can I sharpen a pencil

>>715702959 (OP)
>Kill bad guy
>absorb his life experiences and combat knowledge
>wear his clothes and take his weapons
>sleep in his house
>fuck his wife
>raise his children
>be saddled with his outstanding debts
>feel compelled to follow his line of work
>get killed by a poor unwitting good guy
How long has this cycle gone on? How far will it go?

>>715702959 (OP)
He's in a video game now

>I did try to play Hanafuda cards once, I-
>Hanafutanari cards? I get it
>NO, WRONG KIND OF FUTA

>sonic autismo has a tranny gf
pottery

>>715702959 (OP)
>being bad... LE BAD

>>715702959 (OP)
Tell me about Cory. Why is he Armenian?

>minecraft with tomar
how bad is it?

>>715709350
He didn't react well to the L.A. air.

>>715709429
Chris' idea is to finish the game, so it should be pretty autistic, a (basically) vanilla Minecraft run in 2025 lmao
But he did say Zach and others might join so could be fun
Also Tomar's daughter talking to Chris was cute

>>715709429
Near the end, Chris kills Tomar and it's really visceral because of a gore mod they have installed. Made me lol

>>715705313
chris is way too old internet to be a trans ally so this is 100% true

>>715702959 (OP)
What race is this?

>>715710730
autism

>>715710730
Water person.

>>715710730
Hedgehog
>>715707435
Hedgehog Generations

>>715706271
dude i hovered my mouse over that gif and it started moving following my mouse and i freaked out

>>715710730
Armenian

>>715702959 (OP)
>un-armenians your cory
NOOOOOOOO

>>715710569
i still remember some tweet from 10 years ago where some fuckface gives him shit for using the faggot word and how it's insensitive and wrong and he just replied "gayzilla fag"

>>715709429
surprisingly okay, background noise material