It's mid - 7/10 - /v/ (#715704802) [Archived: 213 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:01:46 PM No.715704802
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:03:32 PM No.715704905
2/10
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:07:50 PM No.715705115
>>715704802 (OP)
I’m 20 hours in. When does it get good?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:08:15 PM No.715705134
>>715705115
When you Switch 2 Astrobot
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:13:54 PM No.715705437
>>715705134
Based. Fuck these baby game pieces of shit
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:16:21 PM No.715705554
>>715705134
both of these are extremely mid
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:17:58 PM No.715705637
>>715705115
Got any proof?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:18:11 PM No.715705653
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There isn't a single review that hit mixed. Usually theres a few outliers but here its all positive.
Assuming you actually played the game, what pushed your opinion to be in stark contrast with the entire industry?
Can you provide any personal experience thats not "its bad"?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:18:58 PM No.715705692
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:19:10 PM No.715705701
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>>715705437
>mature games for mature gamers such as myself
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:20:23 PM No.715705747
>>715705653
The first reviewers are always the hard-core tendies. After a week the reviews will be mixed.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:20:58 PM No.715705784
>>715705637
Fuck you cracker. We take you’re country
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:22:10 PM No.715705858
>>715705747
These are only professional reviews. I never bother with public ones because it's filled with cunts that only see 10 for their chosen console and 0 for anything else.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:23:00 PM No.715705903
>>715705747
yeah, lets just ignore all the facts nintendo gets taxed by journalists because
>they refuse to give them access journalism
>they blacklist you over nothing in particular
>muh anti consoomer practices
there is always some snoyjourno giving them a 6/10, always.

DK is just that good.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:24:49 PM No.715705995
>>715705903
>Nintendo gets taxed by journalists

Nintendo games famously get and additional 20 points just for being Nintendo games. Why are you trying to rewrite history?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:25:43 PM No.715706040
>>715705995
Its 10 pts snoy newfaggot
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:25:46 PM No.715706045
>>715705747
Gamespot and IGN are "hardcore tendies"? Gamespot gave Tropical Freeze a fucking 6 and claimed it had "uninspired level designs".
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:26:32 PM No.715706091
>>715705653
the level design and gameplay. The majority is running around and mashing punch to hit dirt and pick up shiney shit the entire time. The core gameplay of this makes every lack any attention to detail or personality compared to older platformers/adventure games because they are just designed to be destroyed and "make your own gameplay" like Tears of the Kingdom design philosophy. UI looks soulless as well, Pauline is cringe, especially the voice acting using real language and the dumb af bed time stories.
The scores are so high because it's designed to be playable by 6 year olds, so journos and tendies feel at home.
And I liked older platformers/adventure games.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:26:47 PM No.715706104
>>715705995
>Nintendo games famously get and additional 20 points
Gonna need some proof.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:27:52 PM No.715706159
>>715705554
nah astro bot is amazing
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:28:23 PM No.715706178
>>715705995
thats sony, sony gets the bonus, but snoys "no u'd" the phrase and spammed it so much (You) started to believe it.
Journalists HATE nintendo, and tax them. Tendies love nintendo and boost them, retard.
Sony gets boosted from journalists AND snoys because access journalism machine.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:29:44 PM No.715706254
>>715706178
>journalists HATE nintendo

Sure buddy
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:30:53 PM No.715706331
>>715706178
lol lemao
Are you retarded? The Nintendo favorism is famous and has been for decades. Fucking Skyward Sword was goty. You have to be an actual newfaggot if you think journos favored Snoy
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:31:03 PM No.715706339
>>715706178
>Journalists HATE nintendo, and tax them. Tendies love nintendo and boost them, retard.
>>715705995
yes, nintendo scores are +20 for critics, -10 for user reviews to balance
sony is -30 / -50.

Astrobot winning GOTY from a bunch of non gamer newspaper voters prove that, no one played that game or spoke about it outside of the mediasphere.

Nintendo, on the other hand, has non stop anti-nintendo articles posted and dumb, retarded negatives placed on their games out of spite.
>>715706254
>Sure buddy
>"7/10, too much water"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:31:36 PM No.715706375
Sad, TotK killed Nintendo’s allure. Just waiting for Prime 4 to be a lazy rehash with no soul to really make it sink in
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:31:42 PM No.715706378
>>715706254
journalists leaked the existence of switch 2 when it was brought to GDC and Nintendo have had them blacklisted since. Pretending they like each other is delusion
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:32:22 PM No.715706418
>>715706375
actually accurate
same aimless design philosophy
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:32:45 PM No.715706432
>>715706331
snoy self reports, yet again.

Do snoys literally only "no u"?
Evidence proves sony bonus, and proves nintendo tax, but snoys just keep on coping lmao
>>715706378
This, and they also shared the switch 1 emulator and breath of the wild links out of spite.
is that the "nintendo bonus"? to point people to a free version out 2 weeks before launch?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:33:32 PM No.715706482
>>715706375
Why do you need to wait for a title that's franchise has been absent of its core developers for 10+ years
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:33:46 PM No.715706494
>>715706375
DK Bananza is oozing retro soul, though.
You just died inside and refuse to accept having fun.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:34:23 PM No.715706540
>>715704802 (OP)
noooooooooo snoy fuck steamcuck bloody bachod!!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:34:28 PM No.715706552
>>715706418
>why design a level when you can just destroy it
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:34:34 PM No.715706558
>>715706375
>Sad, TotK killed Nintendo’s allure
By being the most sought after game in the franchise?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:35:15 PM No.715706592
>>715704802 (OP)
Post proof you actually own the game.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:35:31 PM No.715706605
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>>715706104
they literally have their own reviewers to boost it
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:35:57 PM No.715706628
>>715706552
>he said, while fellating the pipe webm retards post that involves a platforming segment with no breakable parts
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:36:24 PM No.715706648
>>715706558
The fuck does that even mean. And BotW is the most sought after since they just fucking copied it for a sequel.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:36:25 PM No.715706649
>>715706605
Wtf...
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:36:36 PM No.715706667
>>715704802 (OP)
yes but you get to stare at pauline soles all the time so it's a 10/10
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:36:46 PM No.715706680
>>715706605
I get the point of this image, but none of these are owned by nintendo
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:37:11 PM No.715706705
>>715706605
>being a fan means being paid
Still not seeing any proof of this "20 point boost".
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:37:39 PM No.715706726
>>715706091
>claims to have played the game at launch
>gets the structure of the game wrong
>calls others tendies
You can't do anything without giving yourself away
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:37:56 PM No.715706747
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>>715706680
>>715706705
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:38:21 PM No.715706765
i'm not paying 80€ for a video game regardless of how good it is
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:38:25 PM No.715706770
>>715706605
Holy shit Nintendo are fucking shameless
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:38:29 PM No.715706780
>>715706648
>THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
>proceeds to use the phrase in his own desperate attempt at a retort
lol... lmao... This shit is so lazy.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:39:30 PM No.715706826
>>715706747
For your posts? Mental retardation, easily. Still waiting on that proof. How about:
>it came to me in a dream
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:41:18 PM No.715706932
>>715706605
those arent paid by nintendo, just faggots who revolve around them.
There like, what 4-6 of them?
How is that a 20 point boost? With their games getting 100-150 reviews, even 10 fanboys giving a 10/10 will only shift the score by 1 point, at best.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:41:56 PM No.715706967
>>715706432
Evidence proves you're a homosexual troon, see how this works?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:42:36 PM No.715707005
>>715706780
You seem so fucking upset that your shitty games are finally being called out lmao. Calm down and go dig up some dirt.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:43:18 PM No.715707035
>>715706726
>pointless greentext just saying words
refute anything you dumb faggot
and my last Sony console was a ps3, if that's what you newfaggot keep implying. I assume you don't have any other script to parrot
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:43:32 PM No.715707050
>>715707005
Nice word salad.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:44:52 PM No.715707116
>>715707035
Refute what? Blatant lies that any given trailer proves wrong?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:45:28 PM No.715707147
>>715707050
Bro just chill and go shovel some dirt up and find bananzas, don’t let /v/ upset you for wasting $70 on a shit shoveling baby game.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:45:45 PM No.715707165
>>715707116
So your experience is the trailer? Anything more to add?
Interesting anon. Post your hand and flip flop brand
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:46:22 PM No.715707203
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>nintendo would never boost their scores!
>*gets shown proof*
>ok maybe they do but it's still not that much a difference h-haha...
Why do you guys worship this company so much? It's just as, if not even more greedy and scummy than EA, Ubisoft and other industry giants.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:47:06 PM No.715707238
>>715706967
okay, sure, now post proof to your claims.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:47:21 PM No.715707253
>>715707203
Their parents didn't interact with them and let them get raised by Nintendo. They take any criticism as an insult on their childhood.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:47:38 PM No.715707270
>>715707035
There's nothing to refute. You outright did not play the game. It's obvious and arguing with people that lie so brazenly is a pointless endeavour.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:47:39 PM No.715707271
>>715706558
It was? When?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:48:20 PM No.715707317
>>715704802 (OP)
Nintendo bonus is so obnoxious. Months later YouTubers put out proper reviews that Nintendo's 9/10 journo slop is actually trash.

This is a boring baby game with performance issues.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:48:46 PM No.715707347
>>715704802 (OP)
>middling
>negative seven
?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:49:36 PM No.715707408
>>715707203
why are you snoys like this?
Horizon is a 10/10, GoW a 10/10, BotW a 1/10.
Every. Time.

>i-i-it doesnt count when WE do it!!!!
post astrobot sales numbers (real)
post astrobot viewership numbers
post astrobot streamer stats

you wont, because it PROVES no gamer cared about some shiity nintendo rip off platformer and it was all paid journalist fake hype.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:50:44 PM No.715707474
>>715707203
assuming this isn’t bait, what proof?
nintendo has lots of flaws, and you’re complaining about a nonexistent one
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:51:32 PM No.715707537
>>715707203
>nintendo would never boost their scores!
>*gets shown proof*
Where's the proof? I'd like to see it.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:51:35 PM No.715707542
>>715707408
i don't even own a fucking playstation you schizophrenic cultist
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:52:42 PM No.715707616
>>715707537
>>715707474
here >>715706605 and in every single nintendo game when you look at critics
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:52:45 PM No.715707617
>>715707542
so you have no proof then, got it.
>snoy once again accusing others of doing the thing they themselves are doing
schizo posting about a fake imagined nintendo bonus, when the facts say they get taxed, is fucking funny
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:54:35 PM No.715707710
>>715707617
i'm done trying to talk sense in you guys, you're clearly mentally ill
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:54:56 PM No.715707735
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>>715707270
aha, good one
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:56:17 PM No.715707807
>>715707616
those publications aren’t owned by nintendo
not saying nintendo doesn’t inherently have biased reviewers, but they don’t directly boost their own scores
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:56:41 PM No.715707829
>>715704802 (OP)
This game is going to age like milk in the Sahara desert
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:56:45 PM No.715707837
The game is pretty fun thus far, but I do think 10 seems excessively generous. But I’m also not that far into it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:58:06 PM No.715707909
I agree with 7. Its good but not a masterpiece. Neither was BOTW.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:58:37 PM No.715707947
>>715704802 (OP)
It is over for E33.
kek
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:59:59 PM No.715708036
>>715707616
What do you think this proves?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:00:27 PM No.715708061
>>715707909
> Good
It's boring. Just like Mario Kart. Boring easy baby games.

Nintendo really needs to evolve and make games with a proper difficulty curve and design incentives like Donkey Kong. Nintendo unironically things people have more fun collecting coins because they are shiny and not because they are useful.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:01:07 PM No.715708110
>>715707909
>Nintendo game of the year developed by muh legendary Mario Odyssey team
>7/10
Damn, I feel kinda bad for teddies
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:01:15 PM No.715708118
>>715707947
E33 had never enough marketing budget to buy goty
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:02:13 PM No.715708169
>>715708061
Nintendo devolved, Mario 64 is way harder than any of their modern shit.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:02:16 PM No.715708174
>>715707616
even if you got the ceo of nintendo to admit it on live tv they'd still say it's a deepfake by sony
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:03:15 PM No.715708224
>>715708118
I guess you missed the media falling in love with it for 2 months and talking about nothing else
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:05:46 PM No.715708373
>>715708118
it's half own by the ccp
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:09:35 PM No.715708639
>>715708118
You missed Geoff Dorito Pope jerking off on stage about the fact only 2 people made the game
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:10:41 PM No.715708708
>>715708224
That doesn't buy you goty
>>715708373
Than I hope they learned from wukong that those journos want cash
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:11:17 PM No.715708749
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It looks like shit
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:12:27 PM No.715708828
>>715708118
trusted /v/ journalists told me that the game was made by 3 thousand pajeets at a budget of six billion Israeli shekels paid by Chairman Mao himself
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:17:20 PM No.715709117
>>715708061
Not even difficulty, just more intricately designed games like they used to
None of this will stay in memory, it's like playing the video game equivalent of Baby Shark
There's 0 sense of adventure, discovery (or challenge if you prefer focus on that), everything looks like vaseline slop like most of their Switch games. You just press buttons, shit explodes and shiny shit keeps popping up you can collect. The bosses are basically the same.
"Baby game" in this case is accurate for once.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:27:46 PM No.715709769
>>715708061
>boring baby games
>kids console
Anon.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:36:36 PM No.715710294
Heh, im right
Heh, im right
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>>715707710
>i'm done trying to talk sense in you guys, you're clearly mentally ill
ironic, reminds me of picrel only youd be calling everyone pisspants.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:39:52 PM No.715710473
Goalposts
Goalposts
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>>715708118
>goalpost shifted instantly
just yesterday there were non stop "E33 scored above DKB hahaha tendies owned" posts, now DKB is above E33, its "well we dont pay for reviews!"
and a month before it was "DKB isnt going to beat E33, E33 is clearly better and GOTY"
>inb4 muh "we're not all one person"
doesnt matter, youre planting the seed for when E33 loses GOTY you can claim it was paid off by the winner.
doesnt matter if you didnt own the goalpost, you still played for the team around the net, you moving the post still counts for your team
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:41:15 PM No.715710568
>>715710473
>now DKB is above E33
...it isn't?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:42:19 PM No.715710631
>>715709117
basically every reviewer said it starts easy but gets much more challenging, tendo themselves said they have stuff here for hardcore DK folk, and plenty of people said later game challenges forced them to think. and post game challenges were hard.
anyone who didnt say this, only played a few hours and never left tutorialsville.

im not sure why you, and the pipewebmfag, who is probably also you, keep pretending this isnt the case. Its called a difficulty curve.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:44:37 PM No.715710783
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>>715710473
i isnt though
but this year totk can finally win its GOTY award that got robbed by BG3
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:45:34 PM No.715710839
>>715710568
it has more reviews giving it higher scores. Therefore more people like it more than E33. Learn how averages work.
more people gave DK a 10/10 or a 9/10. Less people reviewed E33 so its less diluted.
Most people give amazing games a 9/10 because they think 10/10 is either impossible to achieve (muh no such thing as perfect) or they think 10/10 is specially reserved for a game that will never come.

This means an amazing game with 10 reviewers has less 9/10fags to dilute the 10/10s than a 100 reviewer game.
Glad you learned something basic today.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:47:08 PM No.715710932
>>715710839
Nintendo has tons of shill eating up crap. Glad you learned something basic today.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:47:23 PM No.715710946
>>715710783
>5. split fiction

why? its garbage. Bad gameplay, writing, characters... am I missing something?
same shit happened with that other 2 player game with the american couple who were absolutely fucking awful models. it takes two IIRC.
is this the new meta?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:48:37 PM No.715711021
What next
What next
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>>715710932
user scores dont affect critic scores, kiddo.
sony has significantly more industry shills, however, you dont seem to bring that up though
CURIOUS!
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:48:41 PM No.715711026
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>>715704802 (OP)
Why are you guys playing a childrens game?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:49:39 PM No.715711090
>>715711026
All games are for children.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:50:20 PM No.715711131
>>715711021
>whataboutism
both companies are shit
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:51:55 PM No.715711227
>>715710473
Anon, I don't give a fuck who gets goty because I'm convinced that it's a pay for achievement which is worthless to anybody who isn't involved of getting cash. If e33 gets it or dk or ghosts of hrt, I don't fucking care. I played e33 and I thought it was alright but a 8/10 at best, I won't play dk because I think that the shart is a sloppy console and I won't play ghosts of hrt until they drop it in psn since most gameplay innovations they claimed had something to do with horse grooming and not actual gameplay. And I don't give the slightest fuck about journo scores or their "biggest paypig of the industry" trophy.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:51:59 PM No.715711232
>>715704802 (OP)
They changed Donkey Kong's face. That's more then enough reason to never touch this pile of garbage.
-10/10
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:54:38 PM No.715711386
>>715711232
Do you want him to look like original DK again?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:55:09 PM No.715711423
>>715710783
3 awful western tranny journobait slops sandwiched between Nintendo (real games) kino
Replies: >>715712441
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:56:39 PM No.715711520
>>715711227
>e33
>an 8/10
>not 0/10
you just exposed yourself as a tranny
Replies: >>715711768
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:00:00 PM No.715711730
71238c6ac73a3f4f05726f5d12d21d58d
71238c6ac73a3f4f05726f5d12d21d58d
md5: 0237eaf514ee7eb66f778c05e0946b32🔍
I don't get it. It's universally known that "game journalists" are fucking retarded and barely play any games. Yet every time they give scores or award games you fags cannot stop talking about.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:00:37 PM No.715711768
>>715711520
At best, personally I'd give it about 6.5/10 but I can see why zoomies like it since having a simple game with no strings attached must have been novel for them. No fuck off cocksucker if I'd be a tranny you'd be in my dms asking for venmo.
Replies: >>715712127
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:00:39 PM No.715711772
>>715710631
>basically every reviewer said it starts easy but gets much more challenging
The consensus is that by the time the game starts doing anything really interesting with its mechanics, it's already almost over. 20+ hours of the game is just mindlessly punching through terrain, and new gimmicks never really get explored beyond the surface level.
Replies: >>715711946
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:03:31 PM No.715711946
>>715711772
Care to name a specific example of "gimmicks never being explored beyond the surface level"?
Or should we just assume you haven't played it yet.
Replies: >>715712459
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:04:49 PM No.715712024
>>715708061
Everyone with half a brain dropped Nintendo for Capcom by the time they were 10 years old because Capcom games are actually satisfying to play. Nintendo is all flash no substance.
Replies: >>715712216 >>715714428
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:06:23 PM No.715712125
>>715704802 (OP)
I assume it’s completely average but people eat it up because it’s competently made.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:06:23 PM No.715712127
>>715711768
>6.5
>not 0
ok tranny
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:08:03 PM No.715712216
>>715712024
you’re obese and brown
Replies: >>715713627
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:08:51 PM No.715712265
>>715705701
>look a negro is playing the game you're playing haha!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:11:25 PM No.715712441
>>715711423
>seething about Blue Prince
tendies are pathetic
Replies: >>715712879
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:11:41 PM No.715712459
>>715711946
Jungle biome lets you create bridges with seeds for example but this mechanic is never used in any fashion beyond the immediate, obvious application, and then it's never used again. Around the final third of the game the game actually starts asking you to use its mechanics (including transformations) more thoughtfully and there's actual platforming for once but the game just has absolutely no faith in the player when most of your playtime is an extended tutorial. It's designed with the expectation that the player has never touched a video game before in their life.
Replies: >>715712570
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:13:32 PM No.715712570
>>715712459
Okay. What's do you suggest they do with that mechanic that isn't "surface level"?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:15:31 PM No.715712686
4h in.
The mining was fun at first but now it’s just annoying.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:18:16 PM No.715712879
>>715712441
>seething about slop prince being garbage
grim
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:22:28 PM No.715713147
First 2 hours are much better than my E33 run.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:22:33 PM No.715713150
>>715712570
I dunno, I'm not a game designer. But some actual puzzles where you have to think outside the box about how to use it would be nice. The general principle is to introduce new mechanics in an isolated, straightforward fashion, and then begin layering them together with other mechanics, or do creative things to turn them on their head. Bananza just stops at step 1 for the majority of its playtime.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:24:13 PM No.715713253
Imagine giving a shit about journo scores and goty while blue piss is rated that highly, should be the prime example for journos being retarded. If the best games are just as good as blue piss I'd quit gaming.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:26:27 PM No.715713391
>>715713150
>Bananza just stops at step 1 for the majority of its playtime.
Have you played it, for a majority of it's playtime? It sounds like you're just regurgitating what other people told you to think.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:30:09 PM No.715713627
>>715712216
I don't think so
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:30:15 PM No.715713636
>>715705115
How the games only 4 hours long
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:33:14 PM No.715713857
>>715713150
They need to make things engaging. Not necessarily challenging, novel or complex. Nintendo just fails here because their only way to drive engagement these days is with a recycled pastal color visual style. Nutendo fun is unironically illusory. There isn't actually any substance here. I literally pirate all the games for free, have infinite free time and the games are just too fucking boring to hold my attention.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:40:54 PM No.715714428
>>715712024
>Capcom games are actually satisfying to play.
>Nintendo is all flash no substance.
Holy shit imagine having a take this reprehensibly bad.
Replies: >>715714721 >>715716071
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:44:58 PM No.715714721
>>715714428
I mean he would've had a point 15 years ago, now Capcom and Nintendo are both trash for different reasons
Replies: >>715715052
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:48:57 PM No.715714990
>>715710631
>journos said it gets more difficult
shut the fuck up man
>rambling about some webm
what?
Replies: >>715715154
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:49:45 PM No.715715052
>>715714721
Basedtendo is still the GOAT and slopcon is producing tranny garbage filled with brownoids
Replies: >>715715231
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:49:48 PM No.715715054
6-1-329473-52
6-1-329473-52
md5: 4220777ca62077588593bc0e44a18b6b🔍
this game reminds me of invizimals
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:51:08 PM No.715715154
>>715714990
>s-shut the heck up p-please…
KWAB
Replies: >>715715231
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:52:25 PM No.715715231
>>715715052
this is a thread about apes and a brown girl
>>715715154
how deep in is the journo dick fren?
Replies: >>715715328
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:53:45 PM No.715715328
>>715715231
>fantasizing about dicks
>f-frenarino
grim
Replies: >>715715580
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:54:00 PM No.715715347
Does anyone know if there's anything hidden in the thorns on the first level
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:56:55 PM No.715715580
>>715715328
I WILL DEFEND MY BBC FANTASY GAME NINTENDO-SAMA AID ME, IGN-CHAN HENHSIN!!!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:57:51 PM No.715715636
>fantasizing about bbc out of nowhere
mindraped
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:03:51 PM No.715716071
>>715714428
Low IQ. Good or bad, Capcom consistently motivates the player with useful gameplay incentives, and demands at least moderate understanding of the game mechanics. Megaman is just better than mario
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:04:58 PM No.715716145
>>715716071
name 1 specific example
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:21:41 PM No.715717298
>>715716071
Name a single Capcom game with movement as intricate as Mario 64. I'll wait.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:21:48 PM No.715717313
>>715716071
>Capcom consistently motivates the player with useful gameplay incentives
That's the definition of low IQ game design and the reason why modern games are ass, shitty checklist design and relying on dangling a carrot on a stick in front of you to keep you playing
Nintendo's move to purposefully limit their use of extrinsic motivation as much as possible to ensure all of their games have to be simply inherently fun to play is genius
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:44:52 PM No.715719096
>Above 5/10 is mid
huh