Predict the plot

>>715717472 (OP)
Something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StvcDAHF7uo

>ganon will destroy hyrule
>link and zelda team up to defeat him
>with zelda pulling most of the weight since nintendo has been in a girl boss fad (and that's a good thing)

THIS SUMMER

A young boy... saves the world.

>>715717472 (OP)
honestly terrible casting
link isn't even blonde
when has link ever not been blonde
never basically
fuck this

>>715717802
>When has link never been blonde

>>715717984
Is the pink part really supposed to be his hair?

>>715718059
Yes

>>715717984
well alright
you win this round, nerd

>>715717472 (OP)

link come to town

>>715717984
Fuck off, dobson. You're not even allowed on the internet, anymore.

>>715718081
lol what gayboy

>>715717472 (OP)
A subversive tale about Link accepting that Zelda prefers Ganondorf's gerudo cock. (He gets to hold her hand tho)

>>715717802

>Bizarro Dobson

who is jack black going to play?

>>715717472 (OP)
Who cares? It will be unwatchable ass like every other vidya adaptation ever made.

>>715718424
>will still make $1billion

>>715718414
this cunt

>>715718414

Tingle

It gets revealed that Ganondorf created Hylians. (He looks like picrel)

>>715718465
AND I STILL WON'T WATCH IT AND CALL YOU A RETARD FOR DOING SO

>>715718196
Dobson was right

>>715718536
Honestly I'd watch that

Jack Black as Daruk probably.

Link cucked by BBC

>>715717472 (OP)
It’s hard for me to imagine a Zelda game compressed into a < 2 hour movie.
My guess would be it starts with Link starting some initial smaller quest, then he meets Zelda and gets roped into the stop Ganondorf/protect Triforce quest, goes through a dungeon or two, then climax is when he actually defeats Ganondorf.

>>715717472 (OP)
A high school romance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF-7jPXvPEA

Really missed opportunity to raceswap Link and call it A Nig To The Past

>>715720972
lulz

>>715717716

>>715717802
wigs

>>715717472 (OP)
Why did they fucking make it live action? It seems like such an awful choice.

>>715725272
There hasn't been a good fantasy flick in ages after capeshit took over

>>715717472 (OP)
Link talks way more than he should, Zelda is girlboss, Ganondorf is super smart and super evil but somehow gets outsmarted by two kids, Tingle will NOT make an appearance.

>>715718536
>>715718571
Holy shit.

>The actor's worked for Disney multiple times on high-profile (Although not successful) films
>Actress has worked with the Final Fantasy devs on their smaller projects

Not sure why they went with child actors, but best of luck? Zelda's charm was always in its supporting cast and the variety of characters. You're on an adventure, after all. Hopefully they can still capture that feeling in just 2 hours of film.

>>715727607
>Not sure why they went with child actors

They want more than just one movie and the potential for the actors to grow into their characters as they age.

You wonder why Harry Potter was so successful? The audience got to see the characters grow.

>>715718414
>>715718536
>comes down from cgi ballon
>M-M-MAPS
>H-H-HYRULE
>MAPS OF HYRULE YEAH THEY’RE EXPENSIVE AS HELL
>OOOHH KAKARIKO YEAH I’M LOOKING TO SELL

>>715717472 (OP)
Oppressed, multi-racial (no whites though) Garudos are LE OPPRESSED by white supremacist Hylians. Only the progressive Princess of Hyrule, Zelda, wants to give Garudos equal rights take Hylian jobs and marry Hylians to mix the races. One day she is kidnapped by a Garudo leader, Ganondorf, and hidden away. The King, flustered by his guards' inability to find her, recruits a young knight named Link to locate his daughter and bring her home. After following many leads and searching through different lands and temples, Link finally finds his quarry. But Zelda explains that she was not kidnapped. She and Ganondorf are lovers and she is carrying his child. She was fearful what her white Hylian father would do once he found out about the race of her daughter (it will of course be a girl), so Ganondorf spirited her away so she could give birth to the next ruler who would end the apartheid that Hyrule enforces. In the end, Link leads an army of Gerudos, Zoras, and other oppressed peoples to storm the castle, kills the king, and becomes the Hero. He falls in love with a fat ugly Gerudo 'female' and they live a simple life on a farm.

>>715728205
You have mental illness.

>>715717802
Anon are you seriously dumb enough to not think of dye or wigs

>>715727607
>child actors
She's 21 and was also a scan model/mocap for pic related and while the guy is 16 that's still 16 and not, like, 10, at that point people can already convincingly act.

>>715728381
You're browsing the same Mongolian basket weaving forum that I am.

>>715717472 (OP)
Tyrone is happy that Zelda is a white woman. I wonder why

>>715717472 (OP)
Ganon is actually the misunderstood hero, Link is seen as a simp creepy incel. Zelda has lots of hot intense sex with Ganon. Ganon is a black buff man

>>715728869
This

>>715728086
holy kek

>>715728456
She's 21? Jesus she looks younger. My bad.

>>715717802
>when has link ever not been blonde
The first three games, Twilight Princess, CD-i

My guess Link will be an orphan kid who doesn't know his family or background. Meets Zelda who's hiding her identity and is on the run from Ganon/Ganondorf after killing her Royal family. Finds out Link has the Triforce but needs guidance and to find the Master sword. From there they go on an adventure. Not that hard.

>>715719338
It's being made into a trilogy and being film together like how LOTR was.

>>715717472 (OP)
It will probably be the bog standard Zelda game plot with them pushing Zelda in more of an active hero role with link and Zelda traveling together instead of her being captured.

>>715717802
Why did they cast Henry Cavill as Geralt? He doesnt even have white hair!?

>>715731184
That was just rumors spread by clickbait outlets. There’s no confirmation yet

>>715717472 (OP)
>no Zeldaya and Link Holland
Dropped.

>>715717472 (OP)
This is transphobic

Odds of this being adapted?

>>715732093
Good.

>>715732193
You posted this yesterday.

>>715717472 (OP)
>Link is a creative introvert beta male that none of the cool kids understands
>Zelda is a smart, athletic, girl boss, who's quirky and likes coffee
>Ganon has taken over hyrule and is going to build a wall
>When Link goes to save Zelda he gets captured and Zelda has to save him instead

>>715717472 (OP)
I want a trailer already. That probably won’t come out until a full year from now though, right?

>>715717472 (OP)
Zelda identifies as non-binary that discovers xer is a trans masculine boy, while Link discovers he is a twink that ends up having sex with black bara Ganon that runs an evil corpo in Hyrule

>>715717472 (OP)
>It is written: Only Zelda can defeat Ganon!
>Link: Huh??
>I'M NOT YOUR BARBIE GIRL I'M LIVING IN MY OWN WORLD

>>715717472 (OP)
my uncle works at nintendo and he texted me the full plot summary for the movie:

Link
He come to town
Come to save
The Princess Zelda
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will
When Link saves the day
Hallelujah!

Now Link
Fill up your hearts
So you can shoot
Your sword with power
And when you're feeling all down
The fairy will come around
So you'll be brave
And not a sissy coward

Now Link
Has saved the day!
Put Ganon in his grave
So now our Zelda is free
And now our hero shall be
Link, I think your name shall
Go down into history

>>715731573
Why did they cast a black woman as Hermoine? She doesn’t even have white skin!

>>715717472 (OP)
>wokies trigged
plot is now irrelevant
i will be visiting this movie 10+ times to support it
zelda is the new passion of the christ
a movement is coming

>>715732193
this isn't sfw

>>715731573
I unironically feel like like he could play Ganon

>>715733478
Too short.

Jason Momoa is my pick.

>>715717472 (OP)
My best guess would be Link is a young knight in training, saves Zelda from a classic Ganonodor'fs minion about half hour in and they go to collect the Tri-Force or Tri-Force pieces or whatever macguffin from the game they choose, making friends with the Gorons, Zora, Rito and others along the way and manage to turn the Gerudo against Ganondorf. Ganondorf uses Tri-Force to transform into Ganon but they defeat him. It'll be like the Mario movie and Detective Pikachu, safe but fun.

>>715732281
>>715733292
What do you think of the idea of that being adapted?

>>715717472 (OP)
>Predict the plot
no trannys lmfao

>>715734015
Both can't act. Choose an anonymous actor that can act. Much better

>>715734680
You fuckin retarded? Yeah?

>>715734015
God imagine him splitting open Zelda's actress with his BBC

>>715735115
Link will crossdress

>>715735940
What does that 'B' stand for? Momoa ain't a nig.

>>715717472 (OP)
>ideally
They'll just copy the IGN april fool's trailer.
>actually
Slop.

>>715724484
When will you wear wigs?

>>715717984
>>715718081
It's really odd that the official art in the instruction booklet isn't blonde.

>>715717472 (OP)
Whatever story they pick, it has to feature Zelda in a more prominent role where she actually pops up more than just once at the end of the game. If it wasn't for the need to cast two pairs of actors for a young and old version of the two, I'd say Ocarina of Time is the most likely suspect.

>>715717472 (OP)
Now the big question: Since they'll obviously make Zelda an action girl on the same level as Link athletically rather than a damsel in need of saving, how baggy will they make her pants? There's no way we're getting ass-hugging riding pants like TV/BOTW Zelda wears.

>>715739657
Thats blonde enough

>>715731317
It will be like Windwaker where she'll be the spunky girlboss who don't need no man but then she'll still get captured in the final act because at the end of the day that's the point of her character.

>>715717472 (OP)
But who is gonna play Ganon and Tingle?

>>715740464
Fuck me, I meant is blonde. As in it's not pink like in the game. Maybe someone was color blind and thought pink looked orange.