Thread 715737081 - /v/ [Archived: 323 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:41:47 PM No.715737081
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Damn.. he got a point
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.715737558
>>715737081 (OP)
9/10 without Nintendo bonus
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:49:17 PM No.715737703
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:49:47 PM No.715737749
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Kinda boring how GOTY has already been decided so early.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:50:04 PM No.715737768
>twitter screenshot thread
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:50:45 PM No.715737817
>>715737768
But... That's four channel
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:51:23 PM No.715737874
>>715737749
how about Claire Obscur tongue my anus?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:52:03 PM No.715737942
>>715737081 (OP)
>>715737749
Death Stranding 2 better
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:52:17 PM No.715737964
>>715737081 (OP)
>Donkey Kong
>10/10 story
Fucking what???
Replies: >>715738705
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:52:50 PM No.715738008
GOTY is fucking meaningless, just play what you want and stop caring about some shitty awards.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:53:31 PM No.715738069
>>715737081 (OP)
Yes because stories almost always drag down a game and get in the way of playing the game.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:53:45 PM No.715738083
>>715737942
You see thats what i mean. Its not even funny to shitpost now, I could now go on a rant how ds2 is shit and e33 is better but its not even worth the effort when its so obvious that e33 is winning
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:57:18 PM No.715738372
>>715738069
Unless, of course, it's a Nintendo exclusive game, then stories are amazing and important.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:57:50 PM No.715738424
>>715737081 (OP)
>E33
>good gameplay
lol
Lmao even
I thought the shilling contract expired some time ago.
Replies: >>715738510
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:58:49 PM No.715738510
>>715738424
You forgot to include a picture that proves you played it. You can't talk about game"play" without "play"ing.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:58:51 PM No.715738513
>E33
>10/10 gameplay
kek nice try
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:59:12 PM No.715738541
>>715738083
E33 has ugly girls and no Elle Fanning feet. Plus itโ€™s a shitty Final Fantasy clone instead of an original concept like Death Stranding.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:59:46 PM No.715738587
>>715737749
You realize they're going to sidestep the debate by giving it to Split Fiction, right?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:01:03 PM No.715738682
>>715737749
this number on a website pretty much reduces any genuine conversation on E33 to nothingness. There is no point in giving good faith criticism as to why it might not win compared to say Death Stranding, KCD II, or DK when you can just post a screenshot of metacritic and not have to make any argument of your own.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:01:16 PM No.715738702
>>715737081 (OP)
act 3 brings this game to an 8/10 at best
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:01:19 PM No.715738705
>>715737964
THE LORE OF MARIO BRO
IS THE DONKEY KONG THE OTHER DONKEY KONG? KINOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:02:06 PM No.715738757
>>715738587
This is the only possible alternative .
I still give a 85% chance of e33 winning overall.
I'd bet 300 on it. (Win = 350 lose = lose it all)
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:06:49 PM No.715739148
>>715737081 (OP)
>B-but on donkey kong I can go "Grug smash thing"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:06:59 PM No.715739161
>>715737081 (OP)
Both are for pedos
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:08:53 PM No.715739315
>>715737081 (OP)
Oranges are superior to apples.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:10:11 PM No.715739402
>>715737081 (OP)
>unreal engine asset flip
>with veilguard bobble head syndrome
>10/10 visuals
gaming is dead
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:10:24 PM No.715739419
>>715737081 (OP)
I have not played either of these games but this looks like pure corporate meddling to me
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:20:38 PM No.715740276
>>715739402
your getting about all the glorious floating debris and remnants of old cities that make you just imagine what it could have been like long ago
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:25:58 PM No.715740715
>>715739402
Yeah but a rich guy made it so it's impressive because... it just is
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:26:51 PM No.715740791
>>715737081 (OP)
>10/10 story
LOL
try reading a book sometime retard
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:28:52 PM No.715740952
>>715740791
What's that got to do with anything
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:48:37 PM No.715742449
>>715737749
Bananza is destroying both DS2 and E33 so far, look at the kind of people who vote: https://thegameawards.com/voting-jury

Now look at the top reviews of E33, DS2 and notice how they don't even vote while the actual voters who have reviewed the three games tend to prefer Bananza.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:01:43 PM No.715743516
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>>715737081 (OP)
No. What this person has is a preference for movies. That's where a story belongs.

If you'd like to play a game, those are made up of what is called gameplay. Human inputs via controller, with machine output on the screen.

The reason people like this think games need a story is because they just want to be a part of something. Nobody forms clubs or makes friends watching movies together because it's fucking boring. However Gamers do. They just want to be part of something, but they suck dick.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:02:57 PM No.715743598
>>715737749
remove the journotranny bonus and itโ€™s -10
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:03:40 PM No.715743663
>>715737081 (OP)
Which one of the two is more woke?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:03:53 PM No.715743674
Story automatically takes games down several points
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:03:59 PM No.715743684
>>715737081 (OP)
>Jrpg
>Good gameplay
Lol, even LMAO
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:04:25 PM No.715743707
>>715743663
left
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:04:47 PM No.715743735
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>>715737081 (OP)
Yeah, it's called Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:05:16 PM No.715743775
>>715737081 (OP)
Sometimes, one plays a video game to have fun
not me, I play gachas
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:05:19 PM No.715743779
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>>715738541
>E33 has ugly girls
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:06:01 PM No.715743830
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>>715737081 (OP)
>Donkey Kong
>10/10 story
>10/10 "visuals"
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:06:05 PM No.715743834
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why is this game already so iconic?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:06:21 PM No.715743847
>>715737749
Expedition 33 proves that niggas don't play videogames.
>ue5 asset flip that rips off a couple of gameplay mechanics found in literally thousands of games
>none of the women have big tits, they are "safe attractive"
I am sure it's a good game, but it's no masterpiece, it's just that those rating it have not played those other thousand games.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:06:38 PM No.715743865
>>715737081 (OP)
OP don't screencap your own gay post. That takes samefagging to the next level
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:07:15 PM No.715743927
>>715743779
they look like dudes
>tranime
everytime
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:08:08 PM No.715743989
>>715743847
only niggers like big tits
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:09:36 PM No.715744090
>>715743989
gay nigger
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:10:04 PM No.715744127
>>715737817
I don't go there, it's full of hackers
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:10:05 PM No.715744129
>>715744090
nigger
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:10:05 PM No.715744130
>>715742449
wait is that how GOTY is decided? I always thought it was the people who voted. This is just like the damn presidential election
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:10:10 PM No.715744137
>>715743830
They write "visuals" because they know the graphics are objectively shit and the artstyle is ugly on top of how bad it runs so they equate it to bright colors.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:11:20 PM No.715744204
>>715744129
>t. gay nigger
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:13:37 PM No.715744347
>>715743989
literally the opposite, white men and east asians like big tits, nigs like big butts. The science is very clear on this.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:14:14 PM No.715744384
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>>715743927
>they look like dudes
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:15:13 PM No.715744460
Act III in E33 is the unveiling of Yaldabaoth in Persona 5.
E33 is a love letter to JRPGs like Persona 5 which espouse and then subvert the central PHIL 101 ethical/edifying tenets of Nietzsche (first in The Gay Science) and Sartre (most notably, in Being and Nothingness).
I liked both games, and I enjoy several JRPGs, but their stories always shoot themselves in the foot.
Dankey Kang: Banagher doesn't have these existential pretensions, so it never had the chance to shoot itself in the foot.
I don't have any horse in this race.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:16:38 PM No.715744557
>>715737081 (OP)
Easy answer: Story doesn't matter and no JRPG can score a 10 in gameplay
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:17:40 PM No.715744627
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>>715744347
Not at all, nigger.
Most women in Rome and Greece were represented with wide hips and small but firm tits. Literally white man taste (elegance).
Same in Christian art.
Only nigger art had big hideous tits. Nigger. N.I.G.G.E.R.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:18:29 PM No.715744687
>>715738372
But everyone told me that both BOTW and TOTK had one of the best stories ever.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:20:27 PM No.715744843
Maybe he has a point but realistically any modern Nintendo game is like 5-6/10 if you take away Nintendo's review inflation. If you compare a modern Nintendo game to any good modern day game it's gonna come up short on graphics, gameplay, length, difficulty, story, and much more.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:22:48 PM No.715745023
>>715744843
realistically Nintendo games are around a 9 because thats what people who play them rate them. I know you find that hard to believe and would rather make things up like "Nintendo review inflation" to prove a point but its the truth
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:24:05 PM No.715745130
>>715744384
they look like dude
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:25:35 PM No.715745228
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>>715745130
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:25:35 PM No.715745229
Listen, if e33 win goty, then 2024 goty should belong to metaphor.
Itโ€™s that simple
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:34:29 PM No.715745824
>>715745229
Metaphor is teen anime shit
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:34:49 PM No.715745847
>>715745023
I know they think it's a 9, I think they believe that because they, like you, are idiots who will forgive any number of issues with a game if it's made by Nintendo, even though they openly treat you like shit. Enjoy your $80 video game equivalent of happy meal toy.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:28 PM No.715745892
>>715737081 (OP)
E33 cultists are mentally ill
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:29 PM No.715745894
>>715737081 (OP)
>ign
Lmao
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:50 PM No.715745976
>>715737081 (OP)
So you all agree Astro bot is a sham over Wukong and stellar blade then?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:37:09 PM No.715745991
>>715737749
Lmao that user score is fucking outrageous. Most astroturfed game of all time
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:38:02 PM No.715746046
>>715737081 (OP)
Platformers rarely win GOTY and Astro Bot just won 2024.

There is ZERO chance! ZERO that Donkey Kong wins GOTY.

Don't build your hopes on this or you will be seething in few months and you will have only your retarded expectations to blame.

Expedition 33 is the frontrunner and the only challenger is Death Stranding 2 (possible upset) everything else is out.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:40:03 PM No.715746169
>>715743847
Asset flip is one of those terms that are almost never used correctly
You can just say the game feels cheap
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:41:23 PM No.715746264
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>>715737081 (OP)
My GOTY is - unironically - a remaster of a PS1 game.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:45:25 PM No.715746539
>>715744130
>wait is that how GOTY is decided? I always thought it was the people who voted. This is just like the damn presidential election

You do vote, but your vote in the TGAs is worth shit. The journalist votes are worth 90% of the total vote and the user votes are worth 10% of the total vote.

10% of the vote spread across 5 different games is nothing. Even if one game was a clear favourite among gamers and got twice as many user votes as the others games, that'd swing the overall vote by 1.6% which isn't going to do anything but break a tie between journalists despite one game getting twice as many votes as the others is very unlikely to happen.

The winner is almost certainly going to be decided by the journalists and the gamer vote is more likely to just wipe each other out and maybe swing the results of each category by 0.1 or 0.2% in favour of whatever games on PC. It's all just engagement bait to get you invested in a result you can't change.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:31 PM No.715746609
>>715745892
you ever avoided someone because they never shut up about politics and they try to relate everything to the president? Thats exactly how E33 is treated around here. They really are like the MAGA cult of /v/ and they truly believe from the bottom of their heart that this game will save the industry. It's why they are so hostile to defend it and need to continuously spout how great it is so hopefully they can plant the seed in others subconscious that its the best game ever made. They try to push some narrative it's beloved here when every single thread devolves into arguing over goty and posting sales screenshots. Its so toxic
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:57 PM No.715746709
>>715745824
E33 is teen anime shit
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:51:31 PM No.715746980
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>>715739402
Is this really the tranny narrative? that E33 is an asset flip game LMAO.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:00:30 AM No.715747625
>>715737081 (OP)
IGN owns Digital Foundry, so you know who paid for it the most.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:04:44 AM No.715747886
>>715744130
Yep, to illustrate how pathetic E33 is as a GOTY candidate, it has more than double the amount of perfect scores than Bananza, yet only 4 of these actually vote, while Bananza, with fewer perfect scores, has 3 that do vote, showing how inflated E33โ€™s acclaim really is.

It wouldn't be the first time a game with a lower Metacritic average wins, see how God of War defeated RDR2.
Replies: >>715749475
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:10:01 AM No.715748242
>>715738510
It didn't come out on the Switch, so I can't play it.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:15:42 AM No.715748624
>>715746980
Unreal engine has a storefront where you just buy assets and then import them into the game and it just works. The majority of UE games use this store for simple assets, animations, and systems like shooting or whatnot. There's a reason every UE game looks and feels the same, you're just too stupid to notice it. You probably also fall for AI images.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:28:14 AM No.715749475
>>715747886
Thanks for this, I was worried that E33 would win with no room for doubt. Guess DK still got a chance
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:22 AM No.715749621
Why do nintencultists think their 6 hour odyssey reskin baby game is of any interest for an adult that isn't profoundly mentally ill?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:25 AM No.715749626
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>>715737081 (OP)
I want Pirat_Nation, Rock Solid, and Kaguya's Top Mexican to leave us alone forever.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:33:08 AM No.715749801
>>715737081 (OP)
Hi bharat_nation
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:37:22 AM No.715750085
>>715737081 (OP)
>soulless vs soulless
they shouldve made a dkc tropical freeze 2
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:12:38 AM No.715752451
>>715737081 (OP)
>muh story
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:18:28 AM No.715752868
>>715748624
asset flip != your game have some store assets
you fucking retard.