>Calypso! My wish is so that people stop viewing indians as phone scammers or as apu from simpsons!
>fine.... But they will see you as street shitting rapists! Muhahahaha!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>i am calypso, and i thank you for playing twisted metall!

>>715740885 (OP)
Turns out Apu was a load bearing meme.

>>715741328
Why did they hate Apu in the first place?

>>715741763
Because he has a funny voice

>>715741763
Owned and operated a mini-mart. They called it a harmful stereotype.

>>715741763
They didn't. Pearl clutching whites and their Jewish masters did. Any talk of racism in public is being pushed by either whites or jews.

>>715740885 (OP)
Why people don't ask him to do their wishes without all this monkey paw shit
No, why don't they wish for him to do wishes without all this monkey paw shit

>>715743329
do they even know there's going to be a side effect on their wishes?

>>715743329
Because he's calypso. He doesn't monkey-paw your wish because you didn't get a lawyer to write it. He does it because it amuses him.

Good times

A fine wish! All of the jeets are gone, as you requested… leaving needful positions to be filled by pinoys!

Thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

>>715744686
Flips are miles better than jeets. There are worse ethnicities.

>>715744918
Harro sor. U buy I sell! Buy kamaksi or I cum tu house an take monie!

>>715741763
Some larping fake indian comedian bitched about it and even wrote a book about his asshurt