irl gamer moves

tranny forum, literally

>>715746380
>not a single sign saying you cant do that
whats the problem?

>>715746380
main character vibes

>>715746464
ur a mental slave
>I can do what I want! unless big daddy sign says I shouldn't ;(

they got rid of the soda fountain at my local mcdonalds, this is after they got rid of the ketchup pumps too
the area where they used to be is now just this ginormous counter with like 1 napkin dispenser on it, it looks ridiculous

>>715746380
>not my problem
Based boomer

>>715746464
So you shit on the street cause there is no sign telling you not to?

>>715747029
I am 50 something years old and I have never seen a sign like that. I have however shit in the woods hundreds of times

>>715746740
Funny, our MCD now gives out infinite drinks AND fries.

>>715746740
this is why you go to taco bell like that gamer in op's image did

>>715746740
Boy I sure do love living in a low-trust society!

>>715746464
The downfall of society begins with the individual.

>>715747776
What state?

>>715746380
Sigma

>>715747029
Meanwhile Japan have literal "no shitting" signs.

>>715747983
Germany, it's a flagship store, they shoot most of their german ads in it and we usually get new products/systems before the roll out in the rest of the country. When you order your menu you also get a token, with which you can go to the counter and get as many drinks/fries as you want.

>>715746740
>>715747914
sovl vs sovlless

>>715748351
fuck you boomer

>>715748351
Counterpoint: vanilla Dr. Pepper

>>715748334
If I paint myself brown can I become a refugee? Lol
Nah, I need to look up local flagship stores it seems. Thanks anon

>>715748351
right>>>>>>left
fuck you i am tired of choosing the same 4 drinks everytime i go to mcdonalds and they have the gall to charge me a shit ton for a fountain drink when left is the only options. jack in the box usually always has a freestyle machine

>>715748351
the right leaves more to the imagination

running like sonic

>>715748334
I assume it makes sense, both drinks and fries cost them literal cents. If they sell more menus that way, they'll profit.

>>715747776
>infinite drink and fries
Where's the catch? Can you have an all-you-can eat goyslop buffet for 2 bucks?

>>715747919
maybe an individual should have forseen the soupnigger and put a sign up.

>>715748351
right would be better if the buttons fucking worked, it takes like 5 presses to actually register 1 press

>>715748697
I believe the catch is you're expected to not be American or a nigger and thus eat a normal quantity of fries instead of 2kg with 5l of soda.

>>715746380
>Don't mind me. Just pirating this soup.

>>715748697
You need to get one of premium (don't know the exact name) menus with a "big" burger for 10-13€. If you get just a big mac menu or similar you only get 1 drink and 1 portion of fries.

>>715748351
Fuck these. I have to run water through the spout just to try and rinse out the taste of the previous peoples' drinks.
I just want a regular fucking coke.

>>715748351
Left is superior to right because they all each have their own nozzle and the flavour of other drinks does not dilute their taste.
It's the separate place for every race argument versus multiculturism.

>>715748851
him pirating it would be him sipping it and spitting it back in

>>715748836

>>715749048
I will never get over the fact that the EU stars align to look like a butthole due to the shape of the stars.

>>715746380
become ungovernable

>>715749139
>every round object looks like an anus to me
...

>>715748793
it is for durability reasons, remember that video of the dumb kid smacking one of the McDonald kiosks and breaking the screen? that is why. strictly melanin reasons.

>>715748463
>>715748513
>>715748541
absolute fucking zoomers everywhere you go on this website now

>>715749307
give a real fucking argument you fucking stupid faggot.

>>715748513
that vanilla tastes awful

>>715749307
seething retard, go cry to your home care nurse bitch

>>715749032
Not really because he would be donating his saliva to the soup. What you described would be volunteer work

>>715746740
I went to a local burger king after not having gone to one in a year and they changed the drink dispenser. Now I needed to scan a QR code for it to allow me to pour a drink, and it would go invalid after like an hour or so. I can imagine why they'd make this but it makes it so much more inconvenient to use it for normal customers.

>>715748351
>these replies
hook line and sinker

>>715749224
Yes

>>715749224
Again, it's because of the stars themselves

>>715748954
Still not bad, in the states a regular Big Mac meal is over $10

>>715745909 (OP)
You know Delta P? That thing that killed many divers and that innocent crab in that one video? It's not happening here. Therefore this would never work.

>>715749459
>Not really because he would be donating his saliva to the soup.
>what is seeding

>>715749761
Damn, really? I always was under the assumption that fast food is dirt cheap in murrica.

>>715745909 (OP)

>>715749875
Thanks for the laugh

>>715749976
They've hiked up the prices after a while because some people eat there like every fucking day and they can get away with it for a stupid amount of income. Usually its people who are just workaholics who have to eat within 30 mins of their break/lunch before getting back to wageslavery.

>>715749976
NTA but fast food prices in cali fucking EXPLODED in the past 5 years. I'm 100% not exaggerating when I say that what I spend for myself in the average fast food joint these days, would have been enough to feed 2-3 people in ~2018. It's nuts.

>>715749616
does the japanese flag also look like a butthole? or is it the stars specifically?

>>715746380
Whats wrong with the royal inspector confirming the quality and safety of this broth? Are does you local grocer not provide this invaluable service?

>>715749307
ginger ale is my favorite sodie and those are the only fountains that ever have it
getting to add flavors like lime is just a bonus

>>715748513
Those ink cartridges of syrup are too concentrated, and the drink always comes out tasting fucked up. I've never had a drink out of one of those freestyle machines that tastes like it came from a bottle or a normal fountain. They always taste like the concentrates you get with a SodaStream or whatever. That's the whole reason I stopped going to Wendy's, despite preferring their burgers.

>>715750529
idk why don't you tell me?

>>715748351
I saw one like the one on the right recently and it was shit. I was pouring my drink and as it was finishing it decided to swap to cocacola as it was drizzling out. Turned the thing brown.

>>715749996
you see, the church is disposing of devils collected from europe during the middle ages by placing them in random people in india
we are literally exporting our spiritual toxic garbage to third world countries and they're paying for it
capitalism has failed

>>715748513
vanilla Dr. Pepper comes in cans now, and the canned version is better.

>>715746740
McDonald's is shit for drinks now and I just don't even bother anymore. I still remember when they were just a dollar

>>715751206
european domino's still serve 1 euro beer

>>715750807
is it the circlular thing in the middie that makes it look like a butthole now? i'm confused because you said it was the stars specifically

>>715751270
do they have the noid there

>>715746380
>don't mind me just pirating this soup

>>715745909 (OP)
>player never makes it to the final boss

>>715751287
Have you ever seen a human butthole in person while on a person?

>>715750529
No, it's something about the stars specifically. Maybe the color too. The thirteen colonies flag doesn't do it despite also being a circle of stars.

>>715747776
>Maccas giving out free refills
That used to be a Burgerking exclusive here. Between that and the ice creams. Going to Mickie Dees was like daylight robbery by comparison.

>>715751517
russoid sprite sounds pretty nice right about now

>>715751525
>while on a person?
Why did you feel the need to put it this way?

>>715749307
Freestyle fountains rule
t. Millennial

>>715751304
never heard of it

>>715745909 (OP)

>>715751645
An anus on a person looks different when it is removed from the body. You would know this if you ever actually saw a butthole before

>>715751525
yes i've seen a butthole, no stars around the outside, hence my confusion

>>715751617
it is, it doesn't taste like cucumber at all. it's simply a better sprite

>>715751206
>go to BKs for a $5 stunner and ice cream
>grab a few refills before fucking off with a full cup to sip while you mosey around town like an unemployed
$5 was enough to have you feasting like the nobility back in the good ole days. Before everything went to shit.

>>715751893
I don't believe you. You talk like a butthole never having seener
Whose butthole was it?

What fast food should I get rn I haven't eaten yet today

>>715752085
five guys burger, fries, and shake
that'll be $30 + tip

>>715752085
Arby’s beef and cheddar and curly fries

>>715748209

>>715752085
got any taco trucks near you? get some Chorizo Tacos.

>>715751783
Buttholes come in all shapes and sizes, virgin.

>>715752085
Sausage in bread, no sauce. Don't even bother cooking it either just throw it straight down the gullet. Little bit of frozen pigskin to start your day off right.

>>715745909 (OP)
>why is that dude crouching by the soda machine?

Why is half the thread talking about buttholes?

>>715752498
The Japanese are a disgusting people if they need to be told not to shit inside public transport. Absolutely filthy. Is that why so many of you idolize them?

>>715748351
I remember when these freestyle things were everywhere but now I'm starting to see them removed. It's a shame, I liked Peach Sprite.

>>715752552
You are right, I never should have assumed you were an adult or heterosexual

>>715752012
it was mine, i was inspecting it for hemorrhoids with an elaborate mirror setup, fortunately my sister walked into the bathroom while i was doing it and finished the inspection for me, she also checked my prostate for cancer while she was down there
i really wish you didn't have to cum for a proper prostate exam, multiple exams a day are honestly getting pretty exhausting

>>715752085
indo mie instant noodles
but put them in a sandwich

>>715749996
based sirs doing the needful

>>715752813
Alright Andypandy no need to get carried away.

>>715752690
that map above it is very clearly a london tube map
they probably had to install them given all the indians

>>715752971
No, the London Tube is what the stick figure is dropping off.

>>715752876
>not eating them dry and topping it up with 2L of water for that extra sustenance
Ngmi

>>715749307
No anon, I grew up with the former and while it's nostalgic, the new machines are so much fucking better. It's not often that change happens and it's actually good, just accept that things improve occasionally. That sort of thing is such a rarity.

>>715753070
>dry noodles
for me it's pic related

>>715753059
hoh

>>715748209
That’s because they have one gorrilion Chinese tourists and an increasingly amount of Jeets coming for work

>>715753072
What did John Saw mean by this

>>715745962
fpwp, the worst newnigger post of them all. kys.

>>715749593
Kek

>>715752085
Pizza hut

>>715753212
Maggie and Raro. The staple grains of the poor.

>>715752085
taco bell or mickey d's for some nuggies

>>715746740
If your local McDonalds have removed the soda fountains, then you live in a shithole with too many crackheads and bums that’ll buy a $1.50 large cup and loiter around forever with an infinite source of pop

>>715753543
damn man, you had money for raro? we had to buy thriftee
for some reason we didn't just have neither, we had to have one
my parents were not very good with money

>>715747029
Seeing how there are laws that prevent this, yes, you would not do it. Fucking retard.

>>715749996
The smell of feet and ass in that room has to be insane

>>715753578
it's actually a fairly affluent area, i think the owner is just absurdly miserly and wants to save a few shekels by forcing everyone to flag down one of their overworked wagies for drinks or ketchup packets, it's fucking retarded

>>715748736
i have gained this by philosophy: that i do without being commanded, what others do merely from fear of the law

>>715753673
I haven't had Raro in years but I can't imagine the price has gone up that much. Thriftee is still fucking garbage that even drinking basic tapwater would be less harmful to your overall health.

>>715749459
>What you described would be volunteer work
jej

>>715753576
are the taco bell tendies any good?

>>715748836
>or a nigger
niggers do not belong at buffets. they will pile up way too much shit at once, and then throw nearly all of it away.

>>715753745
>i think the owner is just absurdly miserly
>while his gloried slaves run around with a lock and key on the already watered down drinks and sauce packets
Yeah it's called being a fucking jew. Your finances can't be that hard up for you to be squeezing the pennies like your knees depended on it.

>>715753745
>https://youtu.be/kDVzexhr7io
Misers can be based sometimes

>>715753072
literally the most based thing i've ever seen in my entire life

>>715749472
I'm sure it's for some kind of convenience reason, but I would imagine it actually hurts sales. I just genuinely wont go somewhere if it requires me to use an app.

>>715745909 (OP)
Why'd she do it?

>>715754302
Female privilege

>>715748351
if the syrup and soda are mixed together while dispensing, why don't they allow you to add whatever flavor syrup you want to whichever drink you want? those things let you get grape sprite. Why can't I get grape bepis if I want to?

>>715748351
I live in a shit hole, so I never seen the right, only the left. lol

>>715754302
you were distracting the worker. he didn't even see her.

>>715748513
Counter counterpoint: Water

>>715754592
>water
fat fuck. one stalk of celery nothing else

>>715754592
Well?

>>715747482

>>715754592

>>715754735
Which way, white man?

>>715754735
sovlless vs. soul

>>715754302
>become ungovernable

>>715748351
The one on the right always suck
The first spurt is always the previous drink, so if you just want water or something it just ends up being cherry cola flavored water

>>715748351
i can appreciate the options of the right machines but at the same time never has a drink poured from them ever actually tasted like the drink i picked between multiple different chains and locations, always feels like im drinking some bastard mix of the 8 sodas that were poured through the slut hole prior

>>715752085
after i started eating loads of potatoes, cut into boats, sprayed with olive oil, then peppered with salt, pepper, papprika pepper and little bit oregano. the fast food fries taste like paper mache to me, before i started cooking this religiously it tasted good, but now i can feel its lack of nutrients when chewing into them.

>>715752740
This might come as a surprise to you, virgin, but girls have buttholes too.

>>715754302
>sorry, there's a black out
>snowbunny walks in
small white cock bros, how will we EVER compete

>>715755293
what's the fuckin deal with that anyway. i love the way sprite tastes from these machines, but drinking it from a can tastes gross

>>715748351
FREESTYLE SODA TASTES LIKE FUCKING SHIT

>>715755332
girls are nothing BUT holes, and nothing useful ever comes out of any of them.

>>715755332
Are you an ESL?

>>715755395
You don’t like sprite unless it’s watered down by a dozen other flavors. And I don’t blame you because sprite is the worst lemon lime soda.

>>715750993
There are plenty of jeets in which to sequester the demons of our avarice.

>>715754735
No, that's tap.

>>715748351
Soda fountains are just barely better than the plastic bottle. Can or glass bottle or go home.

>>715754440
Because Pepsico, and Coca-Cola don't want the customers to make THEIR end product. If you mix together two nasty tastes, they don't want the customer to think, "God, Pepsi products are SHIT". And never buy a Pepsi again.
Is that accurate as to what you or I would think? No, but the average retard might think that. And companies certainly think that. It's almost like the Apple/Nintendo of soft drinks. They have to protect their products "integrity" even going as far as to the dumbest lengths to do that.
Besides, these companies pay hundreds of millions in taste testing, from a scientific lab level to blind public trials with marketing and all.

>>715754735
Right, because it implies the water source is moving, therefore it is less likely to get me sick versus the left which might be a stagnant water source. I am white.

>>715755728
>glass bottles
how's life in mexico, senor

>>715755830
Enjoy the microplastics burger

>>715746740
>after they got rid of the ketchup pumps too
this is the worst part about it. i fucking loved mcdonalds ketchup with nuggets + fries and randomly coming in one day to find they gutted out the dispensaries was tragic. the most insulting part is they didnt even bother changing out the counters, there's still a hole and empty cartridge where the cups used to be labeled ketchup so it's just a ridiculously, literally hollow reminder of lost convenience.

they also did the same shit with the soda machines and took them out then added more communal seating in its place so you never get your drink until your order's ready (and the workers fucking forget it half the time and have to pour a second drink so it just inconveniences the company and everyone involved compared to if you were able to just pour the fucking drink youself in the first place). it has to be purely a profit driven thing somehow because the worst thing in my small city is the occasional uni student given this is a place in bumfuck oklahoma where a car being broken into is the big news for the week

>>715751517
>BEVERLY
w-what does it taste like?!
It's the least conveyant branding I've ever seen.
It's also the most weathered button...

>>715755814
funny enough, last year or so for easter, they released a Peep flavored Pepsi, and literally every retard thought they were clever and came up with their own original joke of "why didn't they call it peepsi". I know the way trademarks work is fucking stupid, but Pepsi and Peeps are both brand names and you genuinely can't just do whatever transformative shit you want with them without registering new trademarks.

copyrights and trademarks are fucking stupid.

>>715746464
there's no sign saying you can't piss into the soup either but it still isn't allowed

>>715756167
apparently it's a very bitter citrus flavor.

>>715749976
Used to be, Coronavirus fucked everything up. I often get a sandwich at my local corner store, what used to be a $4 item is now 8 fucking dollars, I think they also put one less egg on it now too. I watched the price which has been stable for years go from 4 to 5, to 5.50, etc etc up until it's now 7.99. Shit sucks. It especially sucks because I have a proper job now and the money I get from doesn't seem to go as far as it did 8 years ago when I was making minimum wage at my first job over summer break.

>>715756260
There's a difference between something being against the rules and something being illegal

>>715745909 (OP)
Topics like that show why GameFAQs was, and always will be, better than 4chan.

>>715745909 (OP)
I've only ever seen nig nogs doing shit like this. Watched one at work make off with like 2L of orange juice.

>>715749996
This same shit happens in the midwest.

>>715756443
>I've only ever seen nig nogs doing shit like this
niggers and old mexican women

>>715748351
Why am I supposed to be mad at right again? It has some kind of diet stawberry cream soda that is top tier. With old soda fountains, if you want something without caffeine or high-fructose goysyrup, you have to get water.

>>715756332
that's because these companies are all ran by price gouging trannies. there's no reason for stuff to be as expensive as it is, but every major brand is managed by like one of 6 companies. if a person is GOING to buy fast food, then it doesn't really benefit any company for selling their stuff for cheaper than a competitor. artificial inflation is the reason why nothing has gone down in price. goods that people are going to buy anyway might as well be priced higher.

>>715756167
Beverly is the worst tasting drink I've ever had. I stopped by Coca Cola museum in Florida and they had a flight that included it. Tasted like steel wool and batteries.

>>715756305
Ah, of course
citrus...blue

>>715749307
Anon the oldest zoomers are 30 years old.
Remember underage posters on here are literal Fortnite/Roblox Alphies.

>>715756365
didn't say it was illegal (which it is, but nonetheless)

>>715752690
>sign is only in english and not japanese

>>715756167
Dr Beverly Crusher's dank pussy juice

>>715752971
>>715756648
it's also clearly either edited or fake. the text doesn't contour to the curvature of the sign.

>>715755314
>potatoes, cut into boats
....you mean potato wedges.

>>715756557
>Tasted like steel wool and batteries.
I have questions but not the nerve to pose them...

>>715756735
I prefer potato gondolas

>>715749828
Basic-ass gravity siphon, though he had the backpack slung like a satchel so the jug was at his hip below the level of the little table on the soda dispenser. Made off with a shitload of Baja Blast.

>>715749307
Shut the fuck up they're literally more convenient and has more flavors

T. Millennial

>>715756167
cough medicine but worse
at least it's a memorable flavor, i remember being at this machine and i dont really remember what any of the other drinks tasted like

>>715756735
>you mean potato wedges.
You dilletante fuck!
Every chef worth his seasoned salt knows them as "boats" not "wedges"!
Don't you dare correct a culinarian until you've won a Michigan Star!

>>715748351
A lot of places don't use the freestyle machine because it requires a license fee or something akin to rental payment just to have it. Not to mention fountain BiBs are typically bigger and cheaper, yet the freestyle machines use tiny little expensives bibs as well. It's just a jewish psyop using the premise 'MUH SPACE SAVING'

>>715748351
I hate the freestyle machines.
>only one person can use it at a time
>all drinks go through the same nozzle and contaminate each other
>when I pull my drink out to wait for the foam to settle down the machine decides I'm done and forgets which soda I was dispensing

>>715756167
Beverly is infamous among visitors to the Coca Cola Museum for its bitter taste which is why its button is so worn. It's a citrus drink and the main flavor ingredient is Grapefruit Rind. It's Italian and was discontinued in 2009 so you can only try it at the Coca-Cola Museum in Atlanta.

>>715751517
Neat as fuck, where is this?

>>715748351
The freestyle machines are shit. I wanted to mix pineapple flavor with sprite, and the machine only let me choose a pre-selected list of sprite flavors. They had sprite, they had pineapple flavor, so why can't I mix them?

>>715757040
q.v.

>>715748351
>all these fags arguing over drinking sweetened and artificially flavored drain cleaner

>>715756043
what's the point of removing the ketchup pumps? it can't be cost, you can buy those yourself at costco and they're like 15 bucks.

>>715756332
>no, you don't understand, it's inflation, we had no choice but to double prices
>meanwhile my rent and salary stayed the same

>>715756550
My place is not technically a fast food restaurant, it's more like a deli. And while it technically is a chain, there's like one other store with the same branding a few miles away, so I don't think it really counts as a chain in the grand scheme of things. Their prices are purely a monetary policy issue, not a greed issue at least for this business. You are right about the fast food cabal.

>buy unlimited refills cup
>leave with cup
>come back with cup for free refills

>>715755314
What's the secret to get them crispy? I tried washing the starch and letting it dry and different temps but I can't get them super crispy. Maybe I'm expecting too much from oven baked potato wedges and need them fried.

>>715748351
>"If you would give up more soda options for soul, you deserve neither" -Benji Franko

>>715757035
>discontinue a drink
>still continue to produce it anyway
Delightfully devilish, Sneedmour

>>715756167
My friend brought back Beverly from the museum when he went...

It's one of the most disgusting things I've ever had ever, and their shit ass mom laughed because she was an American who moved to Sweden, married a Swedish dude, and moved back to America where she constantly looked down on "Americans" for being "stupid" because she was so cultured and in MENSA.

That supposed 160 IQ didn't stop that car from hitting you, did it Martha?

>>715756991
>Just want water
>Pulls several sodas into it because I was right after a few people
I imagine water was only meant as a way to clean the nozzle after each person

>McDonalds in Japan stopped doing promotions because of incel NEETs ruining the store for regular people

>>715748351
>consumerism
>consumerism, when i was younger
please all of you just kys ASAP

>>715757327
>If you would sacrifice quality for quantity you deserve a kick in the balls. -Sun Tzu

>>715757227
fuck if i know because i can still go up to the counter and grab 20 ketchup packets from a small container out front, no issue, they just don't have pumps or even fucking cups anymore for whatever reason. all it seems to have done is make me feel like a barbarian savage getting a meal and sitting down and tearing open 3 packets to squeeze out directly onto the tray to dip my fries in

>>715746380
how thoughtful of him to tell me how good the soup of the day is!

>>715748541
the problem is how it limits your refills, having to scan a fucking QR code for a refill is retard on ALL measures

>>715755958
corrections spic, you get more microplastics through bottled sodas than conventional plastic cups LMAO

>>715757459
But it's the same quality drink with more options, just a boring UI. That's a good trade!

>>715757459
>muttmericans acting like gourmet food connoisseurs over fucking mcdonalds soda
just fucking shotgun blast the head of literally everyone on /v/

>>715757551
>scan a fucking QR code for a refill
What shithole do you live in?
I've never had to provide proof of purchase for a Freestyle™ dispenser

>>715757775
Don't you have a muslim to get stabbed by, eurobro?

>>715757475
>using paper cuck cups
I'd just grab a large drink lid, flip it over, and pour like 10 pumps of ketchup into it.

>>715757832
>all of europe is malmö, sweden
muttmerican education is something else, aint it?

>>715757604
nta, but how?

>>715757775
>obsessively thinking about something you seethe over
why are thirdies so obsessed with america

>>715746740
Black people ruin everything lol

>>715757976
Glass bottles have more microplastics in them than plastic bottles do.

>>715755314
>baked fries

>>715758102
Oh boy, here we go

>>715757928
What's your excuse for being a retard and thinking all of america is the same?

>>715758102
Yeah, I understood that. What I mean is how does that even happen?

>>715758147
His show just got cancelled lol
Rip jerkoff

>>715751517
FUCK I WANT TO TASTE ALL OF THEM

>>715749976
It is. But McDonalds has jacked up prices. california also raised minimum wage for fast food workers to 150 percent the basic minimum wage, which has done all sorts of whacky things. For the price of Mcdonalds, I can get unlimite pancakes at Ihop served. And I mean US version of unlimited.

>>715749976
McD tried to lose their ghetto poorfag image by making their restaurants more "modern" and "chic" while raising the prices, but keeping the same food quality.

Also massive greed

>>715748351
Americans are disgusting like pigs in a troth

>>715756167
>It's also the most weathered button...
everyone wants a taste of Beverly

>>715758767
>troth
nice try ESL faggot. go back to your own website if you want to seethe about your betters.

>>715757314
fry them or cut them very thin. or both

>>715758620
I miss their artisan sandwiches. I stopped going after they dropped them

>>715758191
he's been on tv far too long.

>>715758147
imagine not baking your potatoes
boilcels get out
fryfags get the rope

>>715758896
Funny, typos always confuse and anger the browns

>>715758620
>but keeping the same food quality.
incorrect. quality, as well as size, has gone down despite increased prices

>>715757314
>>715758147
First, you don't eat the potatoes baked unless you want them baked. "Baked fries" sounds retarded. Baked potatoes are usually much more soft, and fries have a built in firmness and crispness to them baked potatoes do. If you want home made fries, it's very simple.
>bake potato or bag of potatoes you want
>leave them in for an hour for them to be be baked at 350
>Take em out, let em cool for 10 minutes
>grab a pan, turn it on high (level 6 out of 10 for quickness)
>cut potatoes however you want, add them to pan, make sure to cook each side
And that's it. You can either use a dry pan just to have them fried or add some oil to get some extra crispness and that gourmet sensation. I should note that dry can make it cook quicker but you'll need to be quick to flip them, otherwise they might get stuck to the pan. Oil removes that factor.
I don't add salt to mine personally because I'm trying to watch sodium intake, but you don't need oil to sprinkle some salt on it for it to stick. Just sprinkle it and then mix them around, or jostle them with your pan and a lid if you can.
Personally, I just cut my potatoes straight, so they look like casino chips and basically just have "chip" fries like the Brits call em. Still tastes fine. Squeeze out some ketchup and you're golden. Then you can either store the rest, cut them and store them, etc. I buy potatoes by 10 pound bags for like 5 or 3 bucks monthly. I don't always eat fries, but they're a god send for my usual daily meals when I cook them in the pan.

>>715759084
that can't be true, because brownoids spell shit wrong almost seemingly on purpose.

>>715758896
>your betters
enough about my home country of norway.

My local fast food places all have ordering machines and I'm too afraid to use them so I don't eat fast food now.

>>715745909 (OP)
I used to sort of do this in college, I had a pitcher in my backpack and I would take multiple cups of chocolate milk back to my table and dump them in the pitcher.

Wanna make a grilled cheese but microwave is broken, wat do /v/?

>>715759164
You either spell things wrong or you are posting from an iPhone from a country that has the most polluted rivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stHb-bugOjg

>>715753394
LUELinks was complete dogshit, you retard. They sided against GG and most of them trooned out.

>>715759334
what do you think the word "grilled" in grilled cheese means

>>715759169
dont argue with americans, they are cucks who sacrifice their foreskin to their jewish masters lmao

>>715754302
>can't proceed because there's a black out
>white girl proceeds anyway
What did GF mean by this?

>>715759169
>Norway
didn't you fags have a butter crisis that almost fucked up your entire country? can you fags even own guns or is that only for the muslim immigrants who rape your women Sven?

>>715746380
AU Terry

>>715759385
Based

>>715759426
ironic when you're shitting up an American website. does your country even have any worthwhile websites or did the EU take those away along with your dignity and sovereignty?

>>715759334
Turn on electronic device that makes heat. Like a laptop ac dc adapter. those are my two heat sinks on top

cybershell is a tranny loving /v/irgin

>>715753072
A cheese burger should not stick together so easily like that. I think I'm gonna vomit.

Damn, I really want a McGangbang right now. Oh well, memories of McDick's past and gone

>>715757775
You are mind broken and are going to die mad.

>>715753072
how does one acquire this skill

>>715759485
>didn't you fags have a butter crisis that almost fucked up your entire country
no. it was a crisis because it meant we couldnt make christmas pastries like we used to. thats how good our standard of living is, where our biggest problems are not having christmas pastries once. thats how good it is here.
>can you fags even own guns
yes we can, we cant just buy it right next the goyslop hamburger helper isle in the grocery store like you can in muttmerica

>>715759334
Try exhaling your hot breath on it a lot.

>>715759676
Today, a McGangBang would cost you $6.93 assuming the cheapest regional price.

>>715759769
Freedomlet

>>715749996
i am thankful to god they were able to control themselves for a moment as they fell so they could catch themselves a true miracle

>>715759565
>"blah blah blah I am a cucked amerimutt and I love jews!"
Okay??? You dont have to seethe so much, we get it

>>715760150
darn it i guess i suddenly have no freedom because some mixed race person from isra- i mean america said so to me on 4chan. aw shucks!

>>715756260
>public indecency
>public urination
Both of which are illegal you dumb fucking nigger.

>>715759565
>this is how easy it is to ragebait mutts

>>715759565
>oligarchical puppet state of israel talking about dignity and sovereignty
LMAO

>>715760325
>cucked amerimutt
Bold words from the cucked eurofag in the newest islamic state. Can you faggots not name a single website your shitty country has produced? You've had a few decades to work on it by now.

>>715760395
Theyre shitting themselves with Trump right now, probably top 3 greatest betrayals in humanity
Not only their orange god turned out to be a slave to Israel but he is also a pedophile

>>715760505
>he thinks I am from Europe
Keep guessing lol

>>715760395
>>715760463
>yeah well you're owned by the jews
And who exactly had all your PMs invite in all those displaced muslims? Pot calling the kettle black.

>>715760560
oh you're from an even more irrelevant country? how embarrassing for you then.

>>715760510
im surprised that american conservatives started sucking off russia just because daddy trump told them to despite american conservatives being raging anti-russia for a hundred years.

>>715760079
How the fuck are stoned college students supposed to stay alive in this economy!?