I wish I had an undead gf
you're already spiritually dead so she'd compliment you well
>>715751225 (OP)So you want a trans girlfriend?
That'd be pretty cool desu
>>715751225 (OP)I wish I had a a gold plated MP5 and the members only jacket that Stallone wore in the film Cobra.
I like to imagine the undead are all dried out and dessicated so they dont smell bad
>tfw no gnome gf
Also imagine being a Gnome footfag in the middle of an army of barefoot night elf sentinels. Each one of their feet almost the size of your entire body...
>>715753725>imagine being a Gnome footfagI honestly wouldnt be able to tell which one is worse. being a gnome, or a footfag. both together would be immediate reason for suicide