I wish I had a jinx gf

No you don't. Trust me dating crazy is the worst thing that you could have in your life. It's almost better to be an incel than to date crazy (almost).

fuck off faggot

>>715754194
Elaborate

>>715753950 (OP)
I wish I had jinx's hair

>>715754194
"Don't stick your dick in crazy" is just people that have had their nuts drained dry by crazy pulling the ladder up behind them. Don't fall for it, fuck a schizo.

>>715754283
random bullshit that becomes your problem.
I know of a guy who dated a crazy chick that decided to crack open a cold egg on his chest in the middle of the night to start sexy time.
so he was comfy, she ruined things, and somehow its his fault sexy time wasn't happening.

>>715754372
Long hair braided, long hair unbraided or short?

>>715754580
long unbraided

>>715754580
Long in a high ponytail. Like that Japanese athlete in the Facebook screenshot where all the white roasties are saying "she's not that pretty".

>>715754610
Why not buy a super long braided jinx wig and unbraid it?

>>715754751
I suppose that works. Even though I was mainly referring to my real hair tbdesu

imagine the minge
fathom the fuzzer

>>715754457
that looks awful, I love it
is there more?

>>715754194
my ex was bi polar and very crazy and I can't go back to normal girls now. crazy girls are the best

>>715754865
It would take like five years to grow it to the needed length... But I believe in you

>>715753950 (OP)
Arcane fags are the worst. I started playing league in 2012, and was there for Jinx's release. She was my main adc for almost 6 years before I became a Sion main. Jinx was my baby far and away before she got BLACKED and retconned into a coal burner with any amount of human interest outside of "general chaos". She was good because she had no reason, she didn't need it. She was a package of cartoony guns and rockets, and that was all she needed to be, with a side of conspiracy theorists saying vi and Jinx are sisters because of a single voice line Jinx had (she's mentally unstable, anything she says can be marked up as "illogical" delusions), and that was fine. But to see what they did to my girl, they made Ekko x Jinx and the worst part is, Ekko is a filthy fucking assassin and Jinx would never date him because of it (she died instantly in 0.027 seconds)

>>715753950 (OP)
Coal burner

>>715754537
But that's so cute omg
It's not even crazy just kind of funny

>>715754580
Yes.

>>715755325
I don't even get the Timebomb seethe. Jinx isn't even with Ekko. AU Powder is with echo. And Timebomb is at least a ship. Who did you want Fortiche to ship her with, Yauso?

>>715755027
Goes by trashkitten I think

>>715754283
NTA, do you like being able to spend your own time and money playing vidya? Well guess what you won't be doing much of with a gf.

>>715754537
>crack open a cold egg on his chest in the middle of the night to start sexy time
Sigma Stacy behavior

>>715755608
Nope.jpg

>>715755628
It sounds fun to starve Sims together with Jinx, or whatever game shed play

>>715755645
The virgin Becky makes eggs for breakfasts, showing pick me behavior in an attempt to make up for her low status. The sigma Stacy cracks an egg on the male, asserting her dominance over him

>>715754978
I'm sure jinx is hygenic and shaves it

>>715755608
thanks anon

>>715755273
Mine had bpd. But instead of being wild and crazy she just moped around a lot and watched tiktok

>>715753950 (OP)
I dated one once, trust me, you don't. Went out for a month and a half, realized I COULD NOT fix her, dropped her. It's better to be single than be dating a schizo.