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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:47:09 AM No.715754802
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What's the fastest way to farm halos for a Platinum Ticket?
Also Bayonetta thread I guess.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:48:27 AM No.715754886
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Does anyone else think Bayonetta is just not that attractive? Her proportions are so weird, and her sexuality is so forced (for a lack of a better word). Her entire game is about how sexy she is but I can't find her sexy.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:48:48 AM No.715754906
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Over 5000 bucks!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:49:18 AM No.715754934
>>715754906
greedy cunt hope she dies soon
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:50:40 AM No.715755030
>>715754886
They're trying to force a weird librarian fetish. It doesn't work.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:52:49 AM No.715755190
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>>715754886
Yeah my wife and only because she's clearly seething. Bayonetta is hot as fuck.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:54:03 AM No.715755257
>>715754886
I agree. someone in another thread said it felt like a gay guy's idea of a sexy woman and I can't unsee it
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:55:12 AM No.715755339
>>715754906
It was funny how hard this bitch got trashed when the receipts came out
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:57:11 AM No.715755476
>>715755257
That's because she was designed by a woman
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:13:44 AM No.715756526
>>715754934
She left bad taste
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:17:29 AM No.715756736
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>>715754886
She peaked when she was 13
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:21:10 AM No.715756954
>>715754802 (OP)
Temperantia /w Gaze of Despair equipped. Use lightning Durga claws and don't let your combo drop. Once you get the hang of it you can do 2 ~ 3 minute clears and rake in the halos.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:23:45 AM No.715757098
>>715754802 (OP)
Go into chapter 2 and get the bracelet of time and the gaze of despair on, go into the fight with Fortitudo's heads at the end of the chapter, kilgore glitch the head as many times as you can in witch time. You can get millions of halos in like a minute or three, the combo counter rewards you more halos the higher the combo, and your combo counter can go far far higher than 9,999 x 9.9, even though the counter stops there.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:37:13 AM No.715757818
Bayonetta ticks all my fetishes from glasses to back to to tall girls to long haired raven hair but somehow the whole package always felt a bit off to me.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:46:06 AM No.715758334
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>>715756736
ToT
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:01:15 AM No.715759249
bayonetta is the greatest video game ever made
bayonetta 2 is the second greatest video game ever made
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:06:38 AM No.715759580
>>715759249
>bayo 2
>better than 3
Lmao
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:08:04 AM No.715759663
>>715759249
>>715759580
Both shit games
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:10:31 AM No.715759814
>>715759663
Just rip off, dollar store Devil May Cry wanna be games
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:10:35 AM No.715759816
>>715759580
Both are bad for different reasons. Bayo peaked with the first game.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:17:20 AM No.715760184
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>>715759580
Nta but the only thing Bayo 3 has over 2 is the gameplay but even then it's not that much of an improvement.
Beyond that, it's inferior in every single other aspect.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:18:24 AM No.715760251
>>715759816
DMC was 1000x better.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:22:11 AM No.715760439
yeah bayo1 is the best it just has some annoying shit like insta death qte and shit.
bayo2 is very similar to 1 and is also good but doesn't do much that is special.
bayo3 is an incredibly poor piece of software. you spend half the game doing non-bayo things. it's full of set piece spectacle shit. feels like they only made it because they said they would and just three a bunch of shit in there because they had no real vision for the game.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:22:57 AM No.715760491
>>715760439
See >>715760251
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:25:46 AM No.715760645
>>715760491
i don't disagree. ive played them all and yeah id say dmc is the better franchise
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:38:16 AM No.715761308
>>715759249
Bayonetta 1 doesn't get enough credit as being one of the greatest games ever made. Easily Top 500, if not 100, level.

Bayo 2 is a good game but is noticeably worse than the first.

3 gets too much hate and is definitely better than 2 despite its flaws.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:39:49 AM No.715761398
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>>715754886
>>715755030
>>715755257
all of you are gay as fuck
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:47:08 AM No.715761868
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>>715761398
her Queen outfit does strange things to my penis.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:49:04 AM No.715761971
>>715754886
i agree, but i admire how the game kind of makes a theme out of it, it's very distinct. loved stellar blade too but it's just generic animeslop in comparison
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:50:30 AM No.715762051
just finished bayo 3 after replaying 1 and 2
bayo3>1>2
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:56:42 AM No.715762396
>>715762051
didn't all the kaiju sections and demon controlling parts bother you?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:00:59 AM No.715762642
>>715762396
no, they were really short also just 2 kaiju, unlike bayo 1 and 2 bike/flying scenes that were long af and hard for no reason
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:06:52 AM No.715762949
>>715761398
Leave homosexuals alone. They didn't choose to be gay. They were born gay.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:10:52 AM No.715763164
>>715754906
>>715755339
She was gonna get a role in Bayo 3. I think they were gonna reveal that the Bayo you play as is another AU Bayo. All she had to do was shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:23:53 AM No.715763824
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>>715754802 (OP)
Bayo's ass is a miracle of the universe
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:49:22 AM No.715765248
The only problem with 2 IMO were the weapons. I'm not sure exactly what it was, but they just didn't feel right for some reason.