Yet another 10/10 masterpiece. How does Nintendo do it?

>>715775413 (OP)
Then why aren't you playing it RETARD

Some of these challenge rooms are tough. Fucking hell.

>>715775413 (OP)
By being the last company that actually makes games

E33 will win GOTY
Accept it

No point even talking about games indepth on this shitty website. Debating trying out Donkey Kong 64, but dont want more of the same of Tooie's bullshit waste of time "extra steps = complexity".
I need a medium between Banjo Kazooies shit ass simplicity, and Tooies more complex ability juggling and mental mapping

>>715775413 (OP)
They see what no one else is doing and they do that perfectly on the first go around

>>715775681
DK64 might be the game for you if you're not OCD or autistic, it trades the five player characters of Tooie (B-K, B, K, M, T) that have convoluted switching mechanics, for a simple tag barrel solution. However I recommend Vexx, you never heard of it.

>>715775902
>it trades the five player characters of Tooie
Just gunna take this opportunity to post my mini tooie criticism that i thought up on the spot a while ago:
"The biggest problem with the character switching in tooie I think is that the characters while unlocked new abilities, they actually became simpler when seperated, but the level design isnt strong enough to make the deficiencies strong enough.

For example. Without Kazooie. Banjo can hop around in his backpack, and while this is a new interaction to avoid hazards like thorns or something. It doesnt actually add anything but an extra step, because Banjo is going to get to the thorns anyways. He just might have to take another route to do so. But route taking in the games isnt even that interesting or engaging because once youve unlocked all the teleport pads, you can already cheat obstacles banjo alone might not be able to deal with somewhat by teleporting around.

If obstacles while seperated were more like puzzles where you had to creatively utilize ALL or even just some of Banjos moveset to solve a problem then it could have been interesting, instead, youre often just taking another more tedious and no less simple path than the path you would naturally take, except that path feels roundabout.

So the gameplay never feels like it justifies that length with any sort of increased challenge or obstacle that engages mechanically or intelligently.

I think the only exception is arguably minigames, but I dont even remember how many minigames were banjo or kazooie exclusive. And besides the minigames in the game suck not only because theyre all variations of "shoot at or collect specific coloured things" but also because of the obnoxious way the reticle works in these games where it snaps back to the middle of the screen if you dont hold it in a certain direction."

>>715775654
THREE of the Top Four highest rated games of the year are Switch 2 exclusives.

The Forth is also coming to Switch 2.

>>715775413 (OP)
Wasn't this review written by a diehard Nintendo fanboy?

>>715776091
Why lie?

>>715776070
A few things I don't like in your rant
>you can already cheat obstacles banjo alone might not be able to deal with somewhat by teleporting
I don't think it's a correct outlook, because the pads only close the gap between areas so you dont have to waste time legging it back and forth. You call it cheating for no reason
>the minigames in the game suck because of the obnoxious way the reticle works in these games where it snaps back
Those were made with the N64 joystick in mind, when people tend to play these games nowadays in emulators with analog and improper deadzone sensitivity

The fuck is Blue Prince?

>>715776091
>if E33 were a Nintendo game it would be a 99 on MC
wild

>>715776889
This is like saying "If Kevin Hart were 7 feet tall he'd be the greatest basketball player of all time.". Kevin Hart is not 7 feet tall, he's a 5'2" manlet. this is something that will never happen. Just like Nintendo making a game that isn't fun like E33 is something that would also never happen.

>>715776451
an extremely mid puzzle roguelite with some of the most offensive endgame content I've ever played
but it starts off very promising and those first 8 hours are all that really matters for scores

>>715775620
Also the last company that actually makes console. Switch 2 is the first gen 10 console, and I assume it will be the only one since Xbox and Sony just make glorified PCs now. Switch 2 is an actual device you can do all types of bullshit with. You can mount this thing in a car, to your bed, split it apart and play with someone else. It's a true blue DEVICE and not just a fucking computer.

Nintendo for Nintendo games.
PC for everything else.

>>715776451
>3 rereleases in top 5 of the year
>split fiction, E33, and blue prince above bananza
and people thought bananza could win goty lmao

>>715777254
i dont care
pic related killed nintendo for me

PC for everything, including emulation of nintendo games

>>715775413 (OP)
baby game

>>715775413 (OP)
I'm glad nintendo haven't forgotten how to make games

it seems like every other studio has just become totally incapable of shipping

>>715775818
Exactly. While everyone else is chasing trends, they just build stuff with actual soul. Say what you want about Nintendo being stuck in their ways, but that "first try magic" is their specialty. They don’t over-design, they over-deliver. It almost feels like they actually play the games they make, which is more than I can say for most studios turning out yearly garbage.

>>715777493
I mean I'm a digital only chad so I give zero fucks about the game card thing. Plus it always seems bizarre to me when PC guys (who obviously only play/buy digital PC games) are obsessed with physical media. Based Furukawa is obviously copying the Steam playbook and so the digital Switch library is not going away for several decades at least. Every Switch console going forward will have full backwards compatibility and the libraries will be up until you die. Everyone thought I was nuts when I bought over 60 Switch 1 games digitally, now I am the one laughing because all those games carry over and are either upgraded or just plain run better and I can carry them all around easily.

Everything is going to be digital. Physical media will die, and this is a good thing. As someone who emulates games, you should know better than most that all video games are just data, and data can always be transferred and stored however. Physical media is dying because it's slow, it deteriorates and it doesn't have the same tactility as say, reading a book. Also the logistics of it are just enormously expensive.

No other game developer has the same degree of optimization as Nintendo. Literally zero. Tears of the Kingdom Sw2 edition is somehow 21GB, it honestly makes no sense. Not to mention in this day and age every game gets day 1 patches and dlc and updates, why cling so much to a physical representation of the base version of the game? We are now in the era where 100GB plus games are commonplace, it is simply not going to be feasible to have everything story on a 32GB or 64GB cart anymore. Nintendo tried to give the most reasonable solution, and physicucks still bitched out.

If I was Furukawa, I wouldn't have even given the Switch 2 a cartridge slot. I truly hope Switch 3 doesn't have one. Physicucks are like protestors who block the road on the highway. Fuck them. Let them be lost as customers, there's a new kid who wants Mario Kart born every fucking day.

>>715777493
>>715778093
Oh yeah I forgot to mention: Switch 2 emulation and custom firmware is not going to happen. For at least 5 years minimum. Switch 2 literally has a unique crypto hash for every single console. To emulate it you would need to also emulate a specific hash of a specific console. Look up the security of the Switch 2, this thing is easily one of the most cryptographically secure devices ever made. The cracking community is completely fucking stumped, mod chips will cause the console to brick itself immediately. I'm expecting the Japanese government to start hiring Nintendo Switch 2 engineers to start working for them, because it's probably harder to crack that thing than government databases.

>>715777398
LEL

>>715777493
publishers were asking for this and you blame nintendo even though they dont even use it on their own games
if it wasnt this you would have made up another reason

>>715776451
Have you tried not gurgling corporate cock and playing some videogames not made by Nintendo?

>>715778918
Where I implied any of that?

>>715775413 (OP)
NintenGODS never disappoint

>>715779203
If you liked gaming as a medium you'd know what Blue Prince is.

>>715775413 (OP)
They brick your system if you don't spread their propaganda.

>>715779331
Sorry for not hearing about every piece of metaslop out there, must be that I don't follow your favourite youtubers.

>>715778093
>No other game developer has the same degree of optimization as Nintendo. Literally zero. Tears of the Kingdom Sw2 edition is somehow 21GB,
kinda based. limitation creativity something.

>>715775413 (OP)
How do we stop Nintendo?

>>715775413 (OP)
>Nintendo bonus isn't rea-

>>715775579
How old are you?

>>715775413 (OP)
I just want to play it already. Fuck Best Buy for messing up my order

>>715781791
>logan plant
>plant

>>715781550
Make another million angry threads and maybe it’ll help

>>715775413 (OP)
I get the feeling there's this overwhelming majority that has blind nostalgia for Nintendo that cares about the games, but no one else does. Not even kids play these games. We're talking about 35-50 age group trying to relive their childhood.

>>715785229
Eh, I feel like there's equal number of parents who buy their brat a Switch so he'll shut up when they watch Netflix and chill.

>>715779331
>everyone who likes vidya must be familiar with flavor of the month slop
Lmao. Blue Prince is one of a thousand fucking garbage games with a half-decent concept held back by forced roguelike elements and you know it.

>>715778450
DELETE THIS

>>715775413 (OP)
They stick to the old ways. It can be bad in some cases, but it works perfectly fine in others. Their devs still play the games they make, the shareholders know what to expect from them and when they don't they are quickly reassured and dismissed. They always try to innovate, while still maintaining their usual care for details and "Nintendo aesthetic". Apparently it's also quite easy to work with them: the Italian guys from Ubisoft who made that Mario + Rabbits game said Nintendo was extremely accomodating, and the development process one of the easiest ever thanks to their patience. They support third parties even when it isn't always cheap to do so (Bayonetta 2 and Xenoblade 1 were all huge bets).