>*Activate Phlog crit*

i don't usually hurt friendlies just cause they're alright and i don't feel like a bigdick for killing a literal unarmed target that's not fighting back
HOWEVER
everyone who acts like there's some sacred rule about it is a fag
>haha me frenly hoovy (:
>*dies*
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FAG I WAS BEING FRIENDLY
so much for friendly eh

and when others pipe up as well like
>YOU KILLED DA FUNEE HOOVY AND THE ENDANGERED BABY SHPEE HOW DARE YOU
good lord, it's like everyone repeats that stuff just cause they wanna have some kinda inside joke within the community and not actually cause they find it funny, fucking hell calm down it's a violent game match not a wildlife conservatory

>>715784932
when i helped badmin on a friends server i just kick them all. that sort of behavior breeds into more faggotry. the regulars never had a problem with me because i left them alone, but those fresh faces would always complain when they tried to introduce their gay little ideas and push people around with mob rule.

i wasnt there to run a daycare. i was there to play a video game and facilitate that gameplay for other players, not some gayass hello kitty fun time island adventures where we pretend like we are totally not from gaiaonline and neopets. there are different avenues for that.

>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FAG I WAS BEING FRIENDLY
>esc
>open console
>kick player
>comes back to complain
>ban

I recently had a friendly that kept giving me sandwiches and then I would back in and kill more of his teammates. Honestly an underrated concept for griefing.

I hate friendlies and so should you.

Use friendlies as a human shield. It always works.