What did they mean by this?

>>715800857 (OP)
Nigga they gay

>>715800857 (OP)
>>715800903
How is gay?

>>715800857 (OP)
You fornicated with a mindflayer?

>>715800857 (OP)
Why can they make men with big juicy asses for the gays but they can't make women with big juicy asses for the straights

It's the Larian classic "Wouldn't it be funny if we added this completely random immersion breaking nonsense"
Unfortunately it's never funny

>>715800857 (OP)
WTF that pic doesn't look edited...

>>715801032
Who's they?

>>715800857 (OP)
When will Visa/Mastercard and the feminist Christkeks ban this gay shit?

>>715800857 (OP)
Why does the guy have better ass cheeks than the girls

>>715801104
((they))

>>715801104
Larian

>>715801109
jews love gaysex so never

>>715801070
>click the option(s) to fuck the squid
>upset that you fucked the squid and your immersion is le broken

>>715801104
Swejies, who's else?

>>715801193
Because Sven is a scalie, this is common knowledge

>>715801235
Same-sex marriage is illegal in Israel, retard

>>715801301
>an exercise in freedom in dnd is always "can I fuck the bear?" "can i fuck the squid?"

just mentally deranged troons and fags can't help themselves

>what did they mean
What did YOU mean by making these choices?
>lol i, as a male, just had insanely rough tentacle anal sex with another male creature what a fucking ghey game LOL

>>715801419
Tel Aviv is the gay capital of the world, regardless.

>>715801475
>Another male creature
Do mindflayers even have genders?

>>715801301
Dude you literally wake up inside the Prism with Emperor naked and flirting right next to you

>>715801475
I thought we were going to be bros and strengthen our bond, but unfortunately in the Nu West, having a great bro is no longer acceptable and you have to buttfuck each other.

>>715801641
No, but the Emperor was formerly a male and still has his memories from that time

>>715801070
Typical 5e normie humour to fuck anything with a pulse. If anything I am disappointed you only get to fuck 1 mindflayer

>>715800857 (OP)
that’s really sexy I wish there were more video games with this in it
what is this one called?

>>715801641
They don't but they still look male coded, and the Emperor is very clearly supposed to be a man because he
>sounds like a man
>is literally named "The Emperor" not "The Empress"
>used to be Balduran, a man

>>715801782
Only if you've previously pursued romance with him, gaylord.
Or did you choose to hold his hand after he tells you about his past lovers out of brotherly bond or something?

>>715800857 (OP)
I thought mindflayers were asexual and reproduced by growing out of tadpoles in a big tank and got implanted into the bodies of humanoid slaves.

>>715801948
No? It always happens. What's with you people trying to gaslight this hard? You do the same thing with Halsin, who always tries to fuck you even if you never flirt with him, but at least you don't wake up with him naked right next to you

>>715801301
>>715801948
kek what a bunch of gay sissy boys trying to reject reality

>>715801419
like the other anon said, israelis are extremely gay and literally fought in court to ass rape prisoners

You should have been able to make him turn into your original guardian.

>>715800857 (OP)
>gay scene
>PlayStation glyphs
Checks out.

>>715800857 (OP)
gay niggers from outer space

>>715800857 (OP)
Mindflayers don't have holes or dicks... How do you fuck one?

>>715800857 (OP)
The Emperor/Dream Guardian shit is the most fucking pointless nonsense I've ever encountered in a video game. What a genuinely terrible character.

>>715802269
You can. However you will only get a lame fade-to-black as opposed the full minute of you slurping his tentacles

>>715801407
>Sven is a scalie
>but neither DOS2 or BG3 had a female lizard companion in it
So he's basically just like Todd Howard with his pretty kitties keeping them all to himself?
Greedy assholes, the both of them. If his space game doesn't have sexy lizard aliens in it I'm not buying it.

>>715800857 (OP)
OMG MASTERCAAARRRDDD!!! VIIISSSAAAAA!!! HELP US!!!

>>715802075
The emperor does not appear to you naked unless you pursue him romantically. Never happened to me in my first playthrough where I was actively keeping the eldritch monster at arm's length

Why the fuck are fags such fags??

>>715802546
How is he wrong? How does dreaming about Elric of Melniboné make you gay?

>>715801301
the option being there is what's inmersion breaking retard

>>715802546
that guy probably picked the glass him option as well

The entire game is an allegory for a lonely childless spinster's sexual fantasy

>>715802891
>"Glass him"
>What the fuck I thought it would glass the planet using orbital bombardment, not make me hit him with a glass mug!

>>715802986
Weirdly enough the game becomes infinitely more enjoyable by killing all the companions and playing the game entirely by yourself.

>>715802891
kek this. why are fascists so woke is it because they have micropenises that could never satosfy a white woman so they cope with other men or what

>>715803092
Yeah, that's what I did to even be able to hate play the game. What a complete waste of time that was, they can't even reward you properly for the time you waste on their side content

>>715802795
immersion is a thing of the past, if you look at older games in general, they are always more immersive, things tend to make more sense and are put in with care even if the technical possibilities were low. immersion breaking has become a big tradition with modern gaming, and you are simply supposed to laugh it off. it's completely normalized to simply "have fun" instead of making sense of things. if you can't make sense of a world, then it can't be immersive anymore, it can be at best seen as a joke. but that is what it is then, a joke, the game is a joke, probably the outcome of a nihilist mind virus

>>715803267
Modern games are immersion breaking because they're written by women which have no idea how to world build

Why isn't there a single breakthrough female director creating action schlock? They can't create a world

>>715803353
Amy Hennig is the only female director worth a shit.

>>715800857 (OP)
What Larian meant is that horniess is okay as long as the characters are gay/ugly/whores.
I like BG3, but it is definitely the western appropriate "horny" that is moreso made for gay/bisexual people. Women like Shadowheart are cute but are playersexual and have a body count that rivals her kill count.

>>715803493
isn't it great she got chased out of naughty dog by neil druckmann

>>715803606
>chooses the mannish whore instead of the sexy frog
NGMI

>>715803641
It's better that way. I'm hoping her Star Wars game at Skydance will bring some dignity back to the universe (both Star Wars and the real universe).

>>715803606
*Sexuality is okay as long as it's dysfunctional

because sexualizing women is objectifying and sexualizing men is empowering

yes its double standards and they full intend to "fix" the problem by doing it in rveerse because they dont actually want to fix the problem they simply want to dominate you

>>715801572
Meanwhile in reality, discrimination against gays only started with jewish laws, you just can't resist being a tool of the jews

>>715803671
I chose SH my first playthrough and then I regretted it when we got to the Shar temple. I never suggested the 4 way so I didn't get the dialogue about Halsin, but you realize she is a whore once you get to the temple.
Lae'zel was my choice the second playthrough. She is still a whore (I mean she brags about laying eggs means she can fuck as much as she wants without getting pregnant), but at least she rejects screwing around and only wants you if you romance her.

>>715803749
Yeah pretty much. I actually don't have an issue with gay romance options. My problem is that everyone is playersexual and that everyone is a degenerate/whore. Leave that shit to Astarion. I trust vampires to be into freaky shit (and I even like him).

>>715803853
Oh don't worry as a paladin main I noticed western RPGs dying with mass effect

>>715804024
I think ME3 was mostly just hopium that the console industry wouldn't just crash and burn and could survive the leftists and corporate shareholder gimmicks. It's no wonder the only surviving studios are CDPR and Fromsoft which do nothing but listen to their shareholders and add gimmicks to their games instead of designing a single dungeon or RPG system.

>>715804484
Oh don't forget rockstar, which pioneered western console kusoge

>Make gay choices
>Have gay sex
You might be gay.

>>715804812
Why is the entire second act some chick crying about her white retired dad not accepting her for eating pussy?

>>715800857 (OP)
zesty ahh game

>>715804892
Because the game is extremely homosexual.

>>715802125
Why are Middle Easterners so gay?

>>715805013
Many people don't know that mindflayers can subsist off of your fecal matter, but it has to be harvested early in the digestive tract. I'm sure that's what they're alluding to

>>715804484
from software's a really weird one to say has knelt to shareholders, elden ring's RPG stuff still matters even if they delved heavily into action game stuff like roll-catches and heal punishes

>>715805494
Fromsoft is a primordial kusoge company for sony whose only purpose is to make SOMETHING to make it look like PlayStation has games. Their exclusives can't even sell though. It's a wonder they're even at the forefront of the industry. It's like seeing a three legged dog

>ancient tentacled monstrosity that feeds on brains and has superb psychic abilities talks like a modern-day californian

>>715805775
why wouldn't it if it's speaking plainly or in modern "common"

>>715800857 (OP)

>>715805870
He should be speaking like a swashbuckling multi billionaire.

>>715805991
You control the games you install.
>play gay game
>get gay choices

>>715805870
it's speaking directly into your mind so there's no need for it to translate anything, it just fires upon the neurons in your brain so you can understand innately

>>715805991
The issue isn't the homo romance options, even straight sex with a mindflayer is slapstick tier.

>>715806121
Sorry that's too nerdy for the women writing this game, lesbians everywhere collectively discharged

>>715806121
All the moreso that it's not gonna be very eloquent if it's an innate understanding being impressed upon you imo

>>715806487
Something like a mindflayer could definitely fire up people's neurons for an internal voice if they don't have one because they're retarded

woops that's like a 1000 dollar idea if you work for a modern company

You don't even deserve my (You), faggot.

>>715806693
Moreso my internal voice isn't gonna speak antiquatedly if it's an intrinsic understanding being forced upon me by a psychic creature to be desu with you family

>>715806848
It's not you operating your brain it's a mindflayer, which can probably work it better than you