Is DSP a better Soulslop player than (You)?

>>715812767 (OP)
absolutely

>>715814049
How does he always have the worst glitches happen to him

>>715812767 (OP)
didn't he beat Isshin in 3 tries?

>>715815093
1 try, just tanked everything

>>715814049
>>715814537
Game bug, why no win????

>>715815093
Isshin isn't even hard though, second and third form have a lot of mikiri counters or lighting counters

Doesn't he beat the bosses with no magic, no summons, pure melee build? Unlike 95% of this board, he's actually beaten the game.

>>715812767 (OP)
Hes certainly better at Claire Obscure at least. Fuck this dude but you can see that he has an above average reaction time due to his countless hours at soulslike games and fighting games. At least unlike him I have things in my life outside of gaming too.

>>715815569
Not anymore, sadly. He used to grind like mad "off-stream" and still take dozens of tries but now he just cheeses everything. Dude is boring as all hell.

>>715815093
Pretty sure it was 5.

Driving, fps and fighting game DSP is peak DSP

>Dood, I swear to Gahd I pressed jump! Whatever, this game fucking sux ACKACKACKACK *snort* *burp* Alright, looks like we have some fucking asshole trolls in the chat... *lean in* AAAND BANNED! HUH HUH! *snort*, Anyway just let me remind you guys, I would appreciate it if we could hit that tip goals tonight, because the bottom line is: I need that money, I really really do, to pay my bills, pay my taxes *snort*

>>715815957
He should just do videogame podcasts at this point. Maybe play games he actually likes as a side hustle or special event. He has a way with words for sure and can be entertaining when he enjoys games. But seeing how he drops games left and right the second he doesnt reach his tip goals you can see that he hates to play games for his """""""""""""""buisness"""""""""""" more and more.

DSP is the kind of guy that you think you hate but that you will miss once he's finally gone

For me, it's Phil demanding a tip, superchat and a membership then staring at the chat in complete silence waiting for them to pop up

>>715812767 (OP)
how does he do it

>>715815829
>that fucking damage
ah remember when you could make a simple build and immediately feel how effective it is. good times

>>715817332
The build being put everything on int? If every game was like I would've stopped playing a decade ago.

>>715817830
i guess its nice to know that a retard like you is still here. cant wait for the er spam and you chimping out about how much better it is

*long siiiiigh* looks like we're not hitting the goal tonight
Yup, I can definitely tell we're not hitting it tonight
There's no chance IN HELL someone is dropping a hundo tonight I just can tell, just can tell
I'd very, VERY surprised if we hit the goal tonight
Would be a nice surprise for sure! Ack ack
It's a shame because I could really the help as things have been TIGHT around here lately
*long sigh* what can you do, what can you do

>>715814049
>>715814537
>>715815285
it's not a bug, those projectiles can reflect off ground geo

>>715816718
*folds arms and demands a contribution*
"jokingly switches off the camera for low donations"
*demands a sub, gets a sub, says it doesn't count because it's a resub*
*reaches out to internet lawyers to get advice for starting lolsuits*

Phil always finds a new low, that's his superpower.

>>715818957
>phil's character named after himself goes to work for one day
>he dies
It's like the universe itself has designated him as a clown to make fun of

>>715812767 (OP)
He's not a bad player, he's a dumb player. He first tried a lot of tough souls bosses. He has good reflexes for a boomer due to mostly playing fighting games, right? But anything that requires basic observation filters him, he constantly does dumb shit and he complains like a mongoloid.

>>715816394
Does he even like games at this point? He was already constantly bitching and calling them shit when he started. Seems to me he grew out of them and if he wasn't chained to them financially he'd happily say he's too mature for them now

>>715819576
>But anything that requires basic observation filters him,
All those clips of Mario Kart where he's just lying about everything on screen made me think it was an edited video so I went to his channel, and it was all real.

>>715817830
I hope you suffer

>>715819665
>you can't tank in Elden Ri-

>WOOOOW
>I'M PRESSING BUTTONS

>>715814537
Everyone has those glitches but fromdrones will pretend they don't happen or skill issue or something

>>715820151
Skill issue

>>715819576
Did you see him playing racing games? He's legit blind as fuck. I wouldn't get in a car with him.

>>715820151
git gud

>>715820373
>I wouldn't get in a car with him.
It's why Khet does all the driving. Also all his stories about his driving accidents make it clear that he was in the wrong every time.

>>715812767 (OP)
dsp is literally single-handedly exposing how broken souls shit games are. based dsp

that's why i still play gothic and still btfos elder shit and souls shit

>>715820906
>dsp is literally single-handedly exposing how broken souls shit games are
>that's why i still play gothic

>>715821204
now that's gameplayer, you wouldn't get it

>>715821204
>enemy doesn't spin 42 million times before stopping on a dime, wait 4 seconds and then instantly attack
truly a shit game

>>715821204
holy shit the timing

>>715821249
Neither did PB since they're fucking dead after decades of buggy shovelware°
>>715821317
More like enemy can't even fucking work lmao

>>715812767 (OP)
I don't even play soulslop and I'm a better soulslop player than dsp

>>715821453
as if your respawning shithole of enemy game
game devs copy gothic and make it better, copy the world and the philosophy of not making respawnable shithole mobs.

>>715821317
game is old and janky but still kicks ass and better that any shitty souls shit out there. fuck you.

also dishonest >>715821453 >>715821204 since gothic 2 mastered the ai and made some quality control

>>715812767 (OP)
Probably, I don't play that shit at all

>>715821592
Gothic games also respawn enemies with every new chapter, Piotr.
>>715821730
>gothic 2 mastered the ai and made some quality control
Pfffffhahaha, no

>>715821805
>with every new chapter
nothing wrong with that, eric
>Pfffffhahaha, no
>shows webm
perfect

>>715821204
>>715821453
>>715821805
sovl...
I should play it again

>>715821805
your webm showing a cheese, as if soulshit enemies aren't cheesable

>>715821453
Looks like the average soulshit game AI, just will less shockwaves to hide how garbage they are

>>715821874
Ahhh so it's fine when your poorly made kraut shovelware does it though, eh Piotr?
Guess your sphincter has been so broken by now you have to wear diapers, imagine propping up Gothic as if it isn't dogshit shovelware
>>715822052
What cheese? Enemies glitching out due to poor coding that has never been fixed in decadeds of patches isn't cheese, Gothic games are so fundamentally broken and poorly designed you can't really cheese anything because nothing is designed to challenge you in any way, nothing is actually designed even

>>715822210
you really to sit there and mash ctrl left and right buttons to kill this ghost shadowbeast? should've been a mercenary warrior and killed it fast, little eric. cheese cheese arent we?

>>715822210
you really sit there and mashed ctrl left and right buttons to kill this ghost shadowbeast? should've been a mercenary warrior and killed it fast, little eric. cheese cheese arent we?

>>715812767 (OP)
God, DS3 was such shit....

>>715819665
>>715819960
>attacking mid enemy combo
I don't watch content creators to know for sure, but he's probably way better than most players.

>>715812767 (OP)
Yes

>>715820025

>>715822481
I'm just humouring you by playing your shovewlware in you beloved "hard mode", Piotr, none of this is cheese, it's actually the very opposite since those vids were made with a vastly underleveled and undergeared mage BTFO endgame stuff with ease, if I wanted to cheese I'd be playing an overleveled pallie/merc after farming skeleton summoners for infinite EXP. not going into endgame areas with an underleveled mage using nothing but melee.
And why would anyone ever play anything but a mage in Gothic given how dogshit melee combat is? At least mages get some decent toys and make these dogshit games vaguely bearable.

>>715812767 (OP)
I don't watch YouTubers so I don't know

>>715819960
i wrecked Maliketh first try, and i didn't need infinite buffs and cheese build.

>>715819960
>>715823394
i was underleveled as shit when i first got to malekith (level 84) so he seemed literally invincible even though i had a max level weapon

>>715819979
>unless you stack everything possible just like he did

>>715818262
Killing bosses in 2 hits isn't fun. It actively detracts from any sense of engagement you can have with with the boss. At that point, I might as well just watch someone else fight the boss since it'd be just as equally stimulating. Sorry your ADHD riddled brain can't handle a boss fight taking more than 20 seconds.

>>715822572
His restreamer spending hours just sniping him on different accounts convincing him the ladder is 70% Cammys that all know how to counter him was the greatest arc he's ever had.

>>715824779
>you can't tank in Elden Ring unless you build for it
Yeah?

I never got why anyone would watch a TIHYDP, but man I'm getting sucked into this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZcP4OP0SBk

>>715823394
It took me a dozen tries because I didn't realize I should spec vigor and I refused to use armor that wasn't the Ronin set.

>>715826647
Make sure you watch the older ones. Modern are obscenely bloated and phoned in except for content dense ones like Mario Kart where he's losing his mind every other minute live.

>>715826647
I still can't get over that clip of him getting lost, going the wrong way, then blaming the devs for making the track confusing. He's an anomaly.

>>715826647
Great intro.

>>715822884
your post gave me a braincancer. I have no idea what you're yapping about but i know gothic1 and 2 by hand since it paved me

>>715826647
I'm glad most modern TIHYDP, shit as they are, don't include stream/youtube comments anymore. At some point they started pissing me off more than DSP

>>715819387
His existence is an anomaly of humor for everyone watching him. It's like if chrischan had more intelligence to take care of himself, but still retarded. I'm baffled and impressed he has lasted this long, failing successfully at whatever new game he plays.

I refuse to believe that DSP isn't playing a character. He has to secretly be an actual genius, otherwise this wouldn't have worked out for him for as long as it has.

>>715812767 (OP)
I love that he's completely calm until the very moment he sees the YOU DIED screen.
As if falling in the void was completely normal and he had no clue what would have happened next

>>715814537
he lives in a permanent solar flare. His ancestry is forever cursed by the Sun God, Ra, for the crimes against Egypt committed by his namesake, Philip III Arrhidaeus
>>715814049
>had died 144 times before even getting to Godrick
This is a challenge run, right?

>>715828829
Right now he's only alive because detractor content (The only fun thing he'll ever take part in) make him relevant once in a blue moon. If he stopped being a complete imbecile he would genuinely have nothing.

>>715828829
I honestly think he's going to collapse overnight
YouTube will finally remove his channel
OIC will fuck off, and so
He's never been this unhinged and shameless, and expects to pull this stunt for another two decades at least

>>715832706
There is a reason why people call him a roach. There are always video of DSP doing "poorly" but by the end of the video he has met donation quotas. He will always barely be around.

>>715834991
Yeah, money is still good but he fritters it away on stupid shit as soon as he gets it.

>>715812767 (OP)
Friendly reminder that while he was streaming Dark Souls 2, /dsg/ kept invading him and he beat about two thirds of them.

Also he cleared the infamous Nioh alpha demo which filtered the vast majority of this board. After getting caught beating off halfway through.

>>715835512
Yeah, he'd be quite comfortable if he wasn't a retard who spends his money like water. I mean how much did he spend on that wrestling mobile game again? Like forty grand?

>>715836424
Like 200k at this point

>>715812767 (OP)
How can I go through a game multiple times with no glitches or bugs at all but dsp can play the same game for 10 minutes and have a new one every minute? Is he cursed?