Thread 715817596 - /v/ [Archived: 319 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:24:24 PM No.715817596
CereJundaPose-JediSurvivor
CereJundaPose-JediSurvivor
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*almost kill darth vader twice in you're path*
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:28:36 PM No.715817894
dies like a bitch
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:31:08 PM No.715818067
>>715817596 (OP)
I thought that Vader was shamming to bait her into drawing power from the Dark Side
Replies: >>715822781 >>715828161
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:32:21 PM No.715818169
>almost
This is very problematic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:36:25 PM No.715818478
>>715817596 (OP)
>Disney Wars
Cool "fan"fic bro.
Replies: >>715818513
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:36:53 PM No.715818513
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>>715818478
Based
Replies: >>715818837 >>715827461
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:40:57 PM No.715818837
>>715818513
Reddit tier opinion
Replies: >>715819252 >>715820619
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:43:24 PM No.715819020
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>>715817596 (OP)
Even the dark lord of the Sith is no match for a stronk independent black womyn that don't need no man.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:45:57 PM No.715819210
Darth Vader takes a knee
Darth Vader takes a knee
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>>715819020
preach
Replies: >>715829046
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:46:07 PM No.715819227
I'm so tired of looking at this Nosferatu bitch, if she's in a game I avoid it
Replies: >>715820884
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:46:29 PM No.715819252
>>715818837
t. Fagloni
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:57:31 PM No.715820126
Starkiller_dead
Starkiller_dead
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of course it was perfectly acceptable when a white man clowned on Vader
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:03:34 PM No.715820619
>>715818837
Oh, the irony.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:06:51 PM No.715820884
>>715819227
I don't get why either. Guessing she has a bunch of nepotism buddies from SNL ala Adam Sandler.
Replies: >>715822673 >>715822717 >>715827352
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:17:24 PM No.715821739
>>715820126
unironically yes
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:18:04 PM No.715821802
>>715820126
yes
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:18:20 PM No.715821821
>>715817596 (OP)
Do you have a mental disease
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:23:12 PM No.715822221
>>715820126
said white man was trained by vader himself since childhood
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:23:28 PM No.715822245
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>>715817596 (OP)
Replies: >>715822858 >>715822981 >>715828085
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:24:09 PM No.715822291
>>715817596 (OP)
wasn't she an imperial pilot before this?
seriously why?
Replies: >>715822556 >>715822793 >>715825025
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:24:27 PM No.715822321
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>>715817596 (OP)
>twice
What was the second time?
Replies: >>715822485
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:25:32 PM No.715822407
>>715817596 (OP)
>fully trained Jedi master manages to get Vader to limp while also dying in the attempt
AIIIIEEEEEEEE I’M BEING GENOCIDED
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:26:42 PM No.715822482
>>715817596 (OP)
The Force is female
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:26:45 PM No.715822485
>>715822321
NTA
Water in the first game
Saber fight in the second game
Replies: >>715822608
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:27:38 PM No.715822556
>>715822291
No? She was a Jedi.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:28:21 PM No.715822608
>>715822485
>Water in the first game
That wasn't Cere, that was Cal. He ruptured the tunnel and let the water in to escape, because if he didn't Vader was gonna kill them both.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:29:09 PM No.715822659
>>715820126
I thought Sith apprentices killing their masters was standard protocol.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:29:17 PM No.715822673
>>715820884
Yeah but anon she's REALLY EASY TO WORK WITH you know, you're just a chudcel racist.
Replies: >>715822792
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:29:28 PM No.715822684
>>715817596 (OP)
where's my pimp cane, bitch!?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:30:05 PM No.715822717
>>715820884
the truth is that she has a 3d studio in her mansions basement.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:31:00 PM No.715822781
>>715818067
He was, the moment she refused to give in he just stood up no problem
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:31:05 PM No.715822792
>>715822673
you're just a retard who makes up things in their head
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:31:06 PM No.715822793
>>715822291
>wasn't she an imperial pilot before this?
no? she was a jedi master during the dying days of the republic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:32:13 PM No.715822858
>>715822245
delete this, you are ruining the thread
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:33:58 PM No.715822981
>>715822245
>literally swipes left
Replies: >>715824226
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:49:12 PM No.715824149
>>715820126
Yes. I hate niggers.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:50:12 PM No.715824226
>>715822981
Lmao
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:54:21 PM No.715824569
latest[1]
latest[1]
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>>715817596 (OP)
Vader has literally struggled against most of the Jedi/Sith that he fought.
Replies: >>715825289 >>715833240
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:36 PM No.715825025
>>715822291
I'm assuming you're either thinking of Kyle Katarn or Iden Versio, though the later isn't force sensitive. Cere is a literal Jedi Master, but don't let that title fool you into thinking that Jedi titles alone indicates a power level.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:02:02 PM No.715825224
>>715817596 (OP)
Darth Vader was never that powerful in the original movies. Making him the Sith Ubermensch was EU nonsense.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:02:58 PM No.715825289
>>715824569
True i guess. His relentless determination is what made him scary. But still nearly losing to a nigger is a bit much.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:05:02 PM No.715825470
>>715820126
now you're getting it
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:07:55 PM No.715825681
starbaby
starbaby
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>>715817596 (OP)
>*almost kill darth vader twice in you're path*
Sorry wrong picture
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:10:19 PM No.715825838
Vader isn't even at 1/4 of his full potential. Had Obi-wan not diced him up and fried him he'd be unstoppable
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:10:23 PM No.715825843
>>715825289
It's about what you'd expect from a fight between an actual Jedi Master and a gimped Jedi Knight. Considering how powerful Anakin was in his prime, it could have been an absolute curbstomp in his favor if he didn't lose 20% of power.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:13:52 PM No.715826079
>>715825843
Not to mention vader can barely move in that suit. He barely turn his head. The fact he can fight against an unhindered jedi at all is pretty impressive
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:15:06 PM No.715826174
>>715826079
His limitations ironically made him more dangerous as a warrior.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:16:16 PM No.715826262
>>715826174
How so? Just because he got a sick armor?
Replies: >>715826869
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:17:11 PM No.715826347
>>715817596 (OP)
we love her for this
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:23:37 PM No.715826869
>>715826262
He became more careful and learned ways to compensate for his newfound weaknesses. Also his annoying ass suit made him stronger with the dark side because of how uncomfortable it was. Damn thing snagged at his stumps beeped the whole time etc etc. Bro never got to have a break and being pissed all the time is good for a sith.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:23:44 PM No.715826875
Bode_Akuna
Bode_Akuna
md5: 3bbd11802bf8029938a7754b950d8a5dšŸ”
>*Is the best nu-SW villain in your path*
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:27:27 PM No.715827173
>>715826875
Mogged by any bad guy from Andor
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:29:24 PM No.715827343
>>715826875
Bode was such a boring villain it's unreal. The last part of the game sucked ass.
Replies: >>715827518 >>715835193
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:29:30 PM No.715827352
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its-not-a-dremora-im-sorry-but-no-v0-rvzfusk00sye1
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>>715820884
She got in early on face-scan tech which got her in good with devs.
She doesn't cause much of a fuss and acts professionally for her jobs, and is willing to go with pretty much any role.
On top of that she actually does have experience acting and voicing stuff.
Generally speaking she's the model actress for this sort of stuff; easy to get and easy to implement. She doesn't even do it for facial recognition, she did pic related for the Oblivion remake and Thira in Doom Dark Ages.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:30:39 PM No.715827461
>>715818513
I will never understand what the actual fuck they were thinking with trying to make a sequel trilogy to this franchise with no plan in advance
>eh we just make it up as we go it'll work out
Replies: >>715829473
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:31:17 PM No.715827518
>>715827343
How was he boring? He's the only nu-SW villain that had a justifiable descent into the dark side. It was basically Anakin's fears but done better.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:31:24 PM No.715827530
>>715817596 (OP)
*nukes France*
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:33:53 PM No.715827729
>>715826875
>villain
That implies there was something he did that was wrong
Replies: >>715828012
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:37:40 PM No.715828012
>>715827729
From a moral standpoint he was wrong since he was willing to sell out the rebellion / hidden path for his daughter. It from a logical standpoint it made sense since there is no way Cal and Merrin could keep Tanalor hidden and safe when the rebels will be using it as a secret base. Ironically the very fact that Bode managed to infiltrate Cal's entire inner circle proves that there's no way they can keep it secret.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:38:33 PM No.715828085
>>715822245
THIS is what you guys have been complaining about all this time? Someone who got baited and tossed aside like a doll by Vader?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:39:24 PM No.715828161
>>715818067
Exactly what happened but /v/ has zero deeper thoughts so they missed the plot
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:39:52 PM No.715828205
>>715827352
Also her tiddies are pretty big.
Replies: >>715828747
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:46:21 PM No.715828747
>>715828205
She was a decent looker like 20 years ago. But of course people get old.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:48:52 PM No.715828949
I used to want more old republic style stuff but now with disney i don't have faith that anything good could come of it.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:50:18 PM No.715829046
>>715819210
But vader is blacker than she is...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:51:19 PM No.715829130
>>715820126
You mean his own student? The guy he personally trained?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:55:52 PM No.715829473
thrawn
thrawn
md5: 4b5ee422cb5ebcbda91f9c7dadaf18ccšŸ”
>>715827461
it's how retarded Kathleen Kennedy is.
>EU is not canon, this will allow our storyboard team to make up shit as they go
>NuWars writers still end up borrowing bits from the EU to have some sense of direction to work with
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:57:27 PM No.715829618
>>715826875
Trilla was better. A lot simpler, but more effective. Bode's motivations suffer from too many biased POVs for most people to make sense of.
Replies: >>715830056
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:03:14 PM No.715830056
>>715829618
Not sure what you mean by that. Bode's only motivation is protecting his daughter. Everything he does makes sense when you look at it from that PoV.

I don't even remember what Trilla's motivation was. I'm pretty sure it was just generic Darkside stuff like the 9th sister.
Replies: >>715830390
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:07:25 PM No.715830390
>>715830056
I mean that Bode's motivations are fully revealed only quite a bit after his betrayal so it feels belated, and I mean his explanations can be hard to parse for some people because he talks about his daughter a lot more than he explains why turning Tanalor into a base for the Resistance is a much worse idea than using it as a safe haven. I had no trouble understanding his explanations but apparently a lot of people didn't get that Tanalor as a safe hiding place would've been much safer for Kata than rebel base Tanalor would.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:27:01 PM No.715831945
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Get out of my way.
Replies: >>715832310 >>715836843
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:31:58 PM No.715832310
>>715831945
Cal should've fell to the dark side more. It only lasted like 5 minutes before Merrin snapped him out of it lol
Replies: >>715832580
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:36:01 PM No.715832580
>>715832310
>It only lasted like 5 minutes
He's still slowly succumbing to the dark side in the ending of the game. After he says he's frightened of what the future holds for him, you can literally hear a tease of the dark side musical theme in the soundtrack.
Replies: >>715833559
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:45:02 PM No.715833240
>>715824569
>>715825289
Vader has been confined in a archaeo-tech suit and kept at subsistence levels in all but unadultered pain. If he had been given state-of-the-art technology, he'd have wiped the floor with Palpatine, effortlessly (which, canonically, is the very reason Palpatine didn't grant him any of it).
>>715825843
>20%
Anakin has lost all his limbs (the only one not severed by the lava was the one has was already missing and had metal prosthetics of), most of his lung capacity and most of his skin. As Vader he was a quadruple amputee on the cheapest life support (incl. pressure suit) Palpatine could dig up.
Replies: >>715836996
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:49:13 PM No.715833559
>>715832580
If he ends up falling to the dark side in the 3rd game, that probably means we can either expect Merrin to take over (though it's more likely she will be killed and that will be the catalyst for Cal turning to the dark side), or there will be a time skip that makes either Kata or a potential new character under his apprenticeship be the protagonist.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:01:45 AM No.715834471
>thrown off bridge
Nigger
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:03:17 AM No.715834576
>>715820126
Yes, niggers place is at the white mans heel, just like Fentanyl Floyd
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:12:48 AM No.715835193
end
end
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>>715827343
>The last part of the game sucked ass.
I thought the last part of Survivor was really the only truly good part, actually. Just like Fallen Order it drags its feet but then kicks into overdrive for the third act before abrutply ending.

Pivoting the story towards high personal stakes and personal urgency, to Cal finally becoming a man, his gradual fall to the dark side because it's impossible to keep his loved ones safe without the power it provides - I think that's 100x more compelling than some generic high republic mcguffin plot shit.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:36:50 AM No.715836843
>>715831945
Who are those unarmored guys in the background?
Replies: >>715837205
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:38:47 AM No.715836996
>>715833240
You'd think Vader could get himself a better suit if that was the case. Anakin has tech skills so he'd know he's a shitty suit, and travels all over the galaxy unsupervised and with presumably an unlimited expense budget. Why didn't he ever upgrade? He could keep the exterior looking the same if he cared to avoid suspicion.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:42:06 AM No.715837205
>>715836843
ISB
Replies: >>715837854
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:47:37 AM No.715837572
>>715817596 (OP)
Vader has almost died 1000 times even before didney. The point isn't that he's supposed to be invincible, it's that he will get back up because of his internal rage
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:51:47 AM No.715837851
when i stop and think about it, it still amazes me how disney took a cash cow like star wars and utterly slaughtered it.
Replies: >>715837936
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:51:49 AM No.715837854
>>715837205
Odd choice for a late game enemy, less powerful than the ones who came earlier. I'm only halfway through the game and haven't run into them yet, do they have any tricks up their sleeves?
Replies: >>715837941
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:52:59 AM No.715837936
>>715837851
Apologize to George. Now.
Replies: >>715838050
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:53:02 AM No.715837941
>>715837854
They're in that part of the game because it's set in an ISB base, they simply work there. Gameplay wise they're similar to basic ranged grunts.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:53:29 AM No.715837974
Occasional reminder that there hasn't been a new Star Wars film for six years.
Replies: >>715838176
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:54:34 AM No.715838050
>>715837936
george should apologize to me
i told him not to do it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:56:32 AM No.715838176
>>715837974
it's nice isn't it? now if only they would stop with tv shows.