best nintendo waifu right here

anal with Pauline

>>715823126 (OP)
Gorillas have 3 inch cocks

Based

>>715823126 (OP)
Subtle tattoo

>>715823431
OUT OF TEN

>>715823126 (OP)
I'm generally pretty in control of my libido these days, but some artists make me wanna drop whatever I'm doing to go jack off.

>>715823126 (OP)
>>715823465
thats not what she looks like

>>715823126 (OP)
>no tiny mole on her pussy mound
ehh 9.5/10

>>715823718
Pauline's canonically busty.

>>715823126 (OP)
I wanna smell it
I wanna put my nose in it

>>715823126 (OP)
She’s insanely underrated and I’m glad she’s finally getting some love from Nintendo.

>>715823431
Where do you think Donkey comes from?

>>715825000
Same.

>>715823718
Close enough

>>715825000
She's underrated because she effectively did not exist for many years. At best she was used as an alternate universe series of games where Mario is fighting DK and those games were all handheld tier. Even within those games she was not allowed to do much. Hell even in Bananza it's young Pauline who accompanies DK not the regular version.

Unless Nintendo steps up in her usage she will eventually continue to be obscure like Rosalina.

>>715825601
she looks weird. idk how to put it compared to peach and rosalina

>>715823431
huge

>>715823126 (OP)
>>715823465
>>715825171
>>715825601
Donkey Kong is so lucky...

>>715825923
It’s clear she’s stylized after Jessica Rabbit so she’s more of a Western style cartoon sexy caricature while Peach and Rosalina are more in line with the cohesive and refined Mario brand anime style that’s been cultivated throughout the decades.

Is DK and Pauline the new ship?

sexo

Why are Pauline and Rosalina so giant?

>>715826458
noice

>>715826320
DK's true love is bananas. He seriously doesn't care about pussy. Even this recent game's final scene had DK having a fangasm over bananas before leaving Pauline.

>>715826489
Rosalina is the weirdest example. Rosalina is supposed to be a regular human yet somehow and inexplicably she mutated into a galactic super human. I doubt spending so much time with lumas makes you a a super human magical creature.

>>715823982
What the fuck. I thought Mario was supposed to be a kid-friendly franchise. I was going to introduce my son to these games, but now I'm having second thoughts. I'd rather not pollute his mind and turn him into yet another coom-brained idiot. What the FUCK was Nintendo thinking? Why are they trying to corrupt our children?

>>715826458
ADVERTISER-SAMA, GET DOWN!

>>715826458
story of my life

>>715826320
New?
That Combos n Doodles schizo has been drawing it for like 5 years now

>>715826458
Why is she so fat? Doesn't she play tennis?

>>715826458
>>715826834
I will now advertise on your board
Uhhhh... Buy snakes and sparklers?

>>715826489
Pauline is regular human sized
Rosalina is a genuine giant because she’s an immortal space princess

>>715823126 (OP)
too old, where the 10 year olds at?

>>715826320
1. DK has a girlfriend already
2. DK met Pauline when she was 13, apparently, and already in a relationship.

>>715826759
Could you drop the false flag?

And I would sooner prefer young people be given sexy females over ugly trash like what North Americans tend to make.