Thread 715830949 - /v/ [Archived: 270 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:44 PM No.715830949
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Confused by the consensus that this is good? Just tried to start a playthrough of this on ps3 but already feel like dropping it. Conceptually I like the idea of cranking up uncharted's gunplay with further resource management but this just completely lacks tension, I cranked the difficulty up to the max but the braindead ai combined with the ability to punch your way out of situations is just killing the experience for me, feels almost like a arkham game. Uncharted I could handle the goofier combat as it fit the genre, but the constant taking itself seriously and taking control away to focus on a middling plot is driving me nuts. Likely gonna put it down and just reread desert punk or playthrough lisa the painful again to get my apoc fix, but genuine question to anons who love this game, what niche does it scratch for you? it felt less like resident evil and more just like life is strange meets a ubisoft shooter trying to look like that will smith I am legend adaptation. Hate to make a post just to complain but seriously just need to wash my mouth of that whole experience, and shocked, this made max payne 3 look decent in retrospect and thats saying something.

tl;dr, what drew people in to this, beside movie plot and nice graphics for the time?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:19:31 PM No.715831345
I honestly prefer the sequel, it has better combat and works better as a horror game
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:25:43 PM No.715831826
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>>715830949 (OP)
How would Ellie react to seeing your cock for the first time? Would she keep up her cocky persona and say something like "I can totally take that" or would she be honest and look at you in awe, saying "T-there's no way that's gonna fit!"
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:27:10 PM No.715831956
>>715831826
she doesn't like cock bro
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:28:46 PM No.715832076
/v/ doesn't think it's good
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:33:58 PM No.715832454
>>715830949 (OP)
it's a story game with decently satisfying combat in between breaking it up, think of it like a jrpg.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:35:59 PM No.715832574
>>715830949 (OP)
The story is what drew me in, but I agree the gameplay is such bullshit. AI enemies are so fucking prone to noise and have the best 20/20 vision thatโ€™s itโ€™s fucking unfair.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:37:40 PM No.715832710
>>715832574
Forgot to mention I got to the university on PS3 years ago and just gave up because how shitty the aiming was and the enemy just kept flanking me consistently and I had almost no ammo. This was when grounded mode was first released.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:38:17 PM No.715832758
>>715832454
>decently satisfying combat
Do zoomers unironically love objectively shit-tier gameplay?
I always thought you guys were joking about the combat being fun

also combat doesn't count for much if 80% of the gameplay is just slowly walking somewhere while NPCs vomit exposition at you
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:38:19 PM No.715832761
not wasting my time with this shit worthless shallow thread.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:38:21 PM No.715832762
>>715832574
>>715832710
git gud
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:39:25 PM No.715832831
>>715832758
>Do zoomers unironically love objectively shit-tier gameplay?
What's shit about it exactly
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:40:04 PM No.715832875
>>715830949 (OP)
Multiplayer
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:40:25 PM No.715832908
>>715831826
she would laugh
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:41:33 PM No.715832982
>>715832908
what if it was a massive 8 inch bbc, would she still laugh?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:50:49 PM No.715833665
>>715832982
did you get that surgically grafted or did you just cut one off and carry it around with you?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:51:24 PM No.715833704
>>715832758
>objectively shit-tier gameplay?
it's not a tps released on the ps2, calm down.