Thread 715832639 - /v/ [Archived: 317 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:36:50 PM No.715832639
Lara_thumb.jpg
Lara_thumb.jpg
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Why did Tomb Raider fail to modernize?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:37:50 PM No.715832726
The modern world sucks so much ass it doesn't deserve something so great.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:38:59 PM No.715832795
>>715832639 (OP)
It was replaced by other coombait slop like Stellar Blade
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:39:13 PM No.715832809
>>715832639 (OP)
it did twice. only angel of darkness sucked
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:39:56 PM No.715832868
no one likes female protagonists
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:40:49 PM No.715832931
>>715832639 (OP)
Turning into uncharted but worse protagonist was probably a poor move.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:43:14 PM No.715833108
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>then
>oh you want to hug my boobs, sure!

>now
>eww get away from me you freaky incel

what happened?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:43:33 PM No.715833121
Needs to be open world so I can loot artifacts from wherever I want.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:43:38 PM No.715833128
>>715832639 (OP)
We live in a feminized society where sexualizing women is bad but women being giga sluts is good.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:44:00 PM No.715833156
>>715832795
It wasn't 'replaced', the place was empty because nulara is a strong and empowering w*man. If they had balls they could sweep the market with half naked lara again.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:45:03 PM No.715833242
>>715833108
one is a child, one is a man that thinks he's a child.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:45:16 PM No.715833257
>>715833128
but living in a masculinized society where sexualizing women is good but women being giga sluts is bad is...le good?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:47:25 PM No.715833434
>>715833242
that dude is in his 20's, as is the Mileena cosplayer
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:48:04 PM No.715833478
It didn't. The survivor trilogy all sold extremely well in spite of their diminishing returns. There just hasn't been a new AAA entry in a while and honestly, that's fine. The remasters were more based anyways.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:49:13 PM No.715833560
>>715833434
Fucking genius
Replies: >>715833743
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:50:28 PM No.715833640
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>>715833108
Nothing changed. Westerners were always like this.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:51:52 PM No.715833735
>>715833640
Except, something did change. Both the Lara and Milena 'players are western you weeb bastard
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:51:54 PM No.715833737
This version of Lara, her voice actress and face model Keeley Hawes said she had to stop her son playing the game as he was attracted to a character with "mummys voice"
https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=40
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:51:58 PM No.715833740
>>715833108
I promise you if you were born a decade earlier and went to e3 when it had booth babes you would still get called a freak.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:51:58 PM No.715833743
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>>715833560
...thanks?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:52:10 PM No.715833763
>>715833478
>The survivor trilogy all sold extremely well in spite of their diminishing returns
This sounds like they didn't sell well.
Replies: >>715833961 >>715834393
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:52:23 PM No.715833783
>>715833242
I'll pretend I'm a baby if I can get some fucking milk.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:53:07 PM No.715833831
>>715833737
mommy!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:53:15 PM No.715833840
>>715832639 (OP)
fyi she's dead now
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:53:34 PM No.715833863
>>715833737
Lol
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:54:23 PM No.715833923
>>715832639 (OP)
I remember fapping to porn of someone dressed as laura croft in a bus
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:54:30 PM No.715833932
lara
lara
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>>715833840
composer is in jail for fraud too
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:54:59 PM No.715833959
>>715833831
>>715833863
Here is more information on Keeley Hawes (LAU) Lara:

https://litter.catbox.moe/ylzhhlyl52dtmnlv.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/cvgzg2i8x9fk4hsk.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/uvb6rxpaly45ni7p.mp4
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cornflowerbluesmoggybellsnake
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/greedyhardtofindastarte
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/roundminorpike
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/closeddensemurrelet
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/navyblueglumbufflehead
https://youtu.be/TXVk-H9Q3O8
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:55:00 PM No.715833961
>>715833763
To me it sounds like everyone of them made a profit, just each one a bit less than the former.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:00:18 AM No.715834356
>>715833242
Close enough but not quite right
One is a child that makes her go "~ara~ara"
The other is just a dude
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:00:44 AM No.715834393
>>715833763
returns have less to do with sales and more to do with development cost
the games all sold well but were stupid expensive to make
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:04:27 AM No.715834661
>>715834356
So how can I induce "~ara ~ara" feelings as a grown man?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:05:12 AM No.715834715
>>715833257
Women being giga sluts is good as long as it's in Timmy's brothel and he gets 99% of the money
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:12:11 AM No.715835149
>>715833959
What do you mean information
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:47 AM No.715835270
>>715832639 (OP)
Without that tank control platforming with those low poly levels the series just isn't the same anymore. Might as well just have turned them into Uncharted like shooters instead except with an actually sexy main feminine character. But then they couldn't even do this right so that is why the series is dead, yet again.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:16:20 AM No.715835452
>>715832639 (OP)
>>715833108
Kid in OP is a young teen at best. The pic you posted is a grown manchild. Two totally different things.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:18:41 AM No.715835636
>>715835452
I meant "then" as in that picture, dumbass
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:27:25 AM No.715836207
>>715835636
NO ONE has a clue about what you mean btw.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:28:15 AM No.715836261
It did, it's called Uncharted
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:29:38 AM No.715836348
>>715836261
Nathan Drake would be raped by prime Lara btw
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:34:09 AM No.715836647
>>715833840
Who?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:36:23 AM No.715836809
>>715836348
hot
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:58:10 AM No.715838289
We've decided the female body is evil, for some reason
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:17:20 AM No.715839541
>>715838289
Except when its fat
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:23:57 AM No.715839951
>>715832795
To be quite honest Stellar Blade mogs the fuck out of the entire tomb raider franchise.
Replies: >>715840213
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:25:41 AM No.715840052
>>715833108
Chat is this is a real reaction?
@Grok can you tell me if this is a staged photo?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:27:11 AM No.715840135
Because they had a perfect character, but nepo baby Pratchett decided to completely subvert things because she could
The writing doesn't match the game
>Lara is crying and afraid in a cut scene
>after gunning down another hundred nameless men
Stupid fucking trash
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:28:44 AM No.715840212
>>715832639 (OP)
Lara is flat despite her boob size, and much like Indiana Jones, her limited story potential can't be stretched thin forever
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:28:45 AM No.715840213
>>715839951
they're not really the same genre
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:28:47 AM No.715840217
LaraCroft_1
LaraCroft_1
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The attempt to modernize was what killed the franchise
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:54:38 AM No.715841789
>>715840217
nostalgia fap
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:55:06 AM No.715841810
>>715840212
who cares about indiana jones we had relic hunter which was far superior :^)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:31 AM No.715843825
>>715832639 (OP)
where's this gif from?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:55:14 AM No.715845530
>>715832639 (OP)
I have to wonder what the context of this clip is.
I've seen it so many times, but I have to wonder why a cosplayer would show up to a 13 year olds house and sit next to him while he plays Tomb Raider.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:55:21 AM No.715845534
>>715834661
your ara ara inducing years are over anon
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:21 AM No.715845608
>>715833743
lmao
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:59:31 AM No.715845817
>>715832639 (OP)
giwtwm (in the neon tank top)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:04:06 AM No.715846106
Eidos Interactive
Eidos Interactive
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>>715832639 (OP)
What major malfunction did they caused to Core Design and Angel of Darkness again?