Metroid thread

>>715834296
The suit stays on.

>>715833017 (OP)
>>715834351
>wants a Metroid thread
>"The suit stays on"
>next to no takers
Let this be a lesson.

>>715833017 (OP)
sex

>>715833017 (OP)
I fucking love the dread suit
It's so sleek
Hope Metroid 6 keeps its general design or if they go for a new suit it builds upon the same highlights that made the Dreadsuit work

>Samus
DONE

>>715841278
>Shows up after DECADES of speculation and excitement
>Proceeds to miss Samus on his first shot and get knocked on his ass in one hit
holy fuark that's so embarrassing it wraps around to being endearing

>>715841278
AIEEEEEEEE SAMUS-SAMA I KNEEL

>>715834351
>>715836050
Nah, he's right, suit is more sexo than zero suit.

>>715833017 (OP)
>AGP Thread
VS
>Coomer Thread
Anyway, kill yourself OP

>>715841771
he tanked that

>>715842184
Fatty

>>715841771
Pathetic

>>715841661
I have to wonder what their plan is building him up as the big villain when he's still outright weaker than Samus. I almost wonder if they're going to pull an Arbiter and make him cooperate with Samus to get off the weirdass planet they were transported to.

>>715841771
>sylux has been building up his autistic hatred for almost 20 real life years
>seething, scheming, plotting
>acquires metroids
>finally confronts samus
>she just fucking shoots him
This is Skull Face and Big Medic all over again.

>>715841661
>>715841771
I just want them to play it up.
Samus just styles on him all game oblivious to who Stylux is all while he gets increasingly more pissed an unhinged.

>>715833017 (OP)
Was thinking about Fusion earlier today.

>>715841278
I'M GONNA GIT YOU, SAMUS!

Oh shit! S-sorry, Samus, I didn't mean it lol

>>715845590
>>715846081
I really hope Sylux isn't the actual main villain and is just a constant annoyance throughout Prime 4 while she's trying to solve her psychic puzzle bullshit

>>715833017 (OP)
Best suit stuck in a shit game

Do you think Samus would make a good mother?

>>715834351
suited samus sex

>>715841661
he wasn't even aiming for her

Alright, let's liven up this dead thread.

Short hair Sammy > Long hair Sammy

Other M is the best game in the series, what a kinotastic experience...

I don't have to tell you what this image means. You're already thinking it. You thought it the moment you laid eyes on this image. Good boy.

Dread must be the most mid game ever made.
There must be a dozen metroidvanias out there who are better and they don't make you repeat the same boring bossfight 5 times.

>>715833017 (OP)
Second best franchise of all time behind Mon Hun

>Adam, are you sure this is just a medical check-up?