Less than 6 hours???
FOR $70????!!!!!

>>715834809 (OP)
nintendo sure is wasting a lot of money shilling this game here.

If you rush with no side content, which is what these faggots do.

>>715835038
side content is slop filler

>>715835324
So why are you on /v/ instead of working?

>>715835831
Why are you on /v/ instead of killing yourself?

>>715834809 (OP)
platformers are supposed to be played as a completionist, it takes 50 hours to complete the game.

>>715834809 (OP)
Painfully obvious this game is not worth buying at the moment.

>>715835890
I like side content, duh

>>715835324
>if its not a cinematic its filler
The absolute state of the replaystation customers

a 41 second game for $39.99 + tax + tip?? FUCK NINTENDO

Just wait 4 years for it to go on sale for $59.99.

>>715835902
>you didn't beat the game if you didn't collect the 9462 chestnuts that are randomly placed around the map
What causes such behavior? Is it the estrogen pills?

what a fucking flop

>>715836123
normal walkthrough
vs
TAS speedrun that requires hundreds of hours and game knowledge to even set up

>>715836123
Didn't Super Mario World come with the SNES as a bundle?

>>715835038
>side content
>bananas placed by RNG

>>715836123
>tool assisted speedrun
It's definitely the estrogen pulls

>>715834809 (OP)
Why is it so long? Mario Odyssey was like three hours.

>>715836123
>TAS
btw. that was a free game.
on shitch 2 Nutendo even asks for $10 for a fucking instruction manual

>>715836416
Odyssey was shit

>>715836328
>normal walkthrough
yeah its real normal to play a sandbox exploration game by ignoring every fossil/banana map and npc and side path that encourages you with unique minigames and puzzles to just b-line straight from objective to objective you retard. Definitely how the devs intended the audience to play it

>>715836328
Here's a non-TAS playthrough.
>not even 10 minutes

>>715835324
Ah yes cause everything has to be a book but then again whites don't like reading cause that requires "effort".

>>715836520
Sandbox games don't have an ending you cock sucking faggot.

>>715836520
>exploration
>smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash
choose one

I'm sure it's not 100%. I'm guessing it's like going through Odyssey and ignoring every optional moon and just going straight for the final boss.

>>715836328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7gKAYbn4Uw

Why is the Nintendo community infected with speedtroons?

>>715836714
>released 25 years ago
>now (25 years later) autistic retarded speedrunners found glitches to skip almost all levels
>FREE

meanwhile
>slop that was just released
>only 4 hours
>$80

in 25 years, no one will even remember this slop

its another "bro botw is actually 50 minutes long, just go to the castle and win lol"

>>715836498
Bananza is shit too

>>715836661
not an argument you literally use smashing to dig to underground rooms and shit to uncover items you couldnt have found otherwise. How is this not exploration.

>>715836687
there are no banana requirements like there are moon requirements in Odyssey

>>715836882
yeah, makes sense.
it even looks worse than Odyssey
It seems all talent died with Iwata

Less than 3 hours???
FOR $60????!!!!!

Good one

>>715836660
not to be that guy but even minecraft has an ending lmao

>>715836924
>smash smash smash smash smash smash smash
like a crazy retarded child

>I smash smash smash everything
>wow, banana
retarded

>>715834809 (OP)
>thinking an edited walkthrough = a full playthrough
Holy retard.

>>715837116
>it's edited

>>715836865
Anon, the only glitch in that video is on the final boss. The levels are all played legitimately. SMW is just a really short game.
>free
Where is nintendo giving out SMW for free?

>>715837180
shut up zoomer

>>715837069
i love when people use the button mash ad hominem its one of my favourites. Pushing button a lot le bad? le mindless? okay? do i need to be like questioning my moral and life values playing fucking donkey kong lmao do half the games you play make you so mindful and intelligently aware just by playing them snoyboy? last of us aint doesnt require a high iq

>>715837046
>minecraft has an ending
But it literally doesn't
>muh credit roll
Not an ending

>>715836274
>collecting items (that btw increase your powers so they are useful) in a collectathon?
>what's next? Guns in a shooter game? Balls in a football game? Wheels in a racing game?

$12 an hour, you spend that much just to eat for 20 minutes

>>715837454
when the "game" is literally pressing the same button over and over and over and over again, it's either a shitty hack'n slash or a shitty smasher or an angry child simulator.

Man, Nintendo hate it's so forced. The game is a collecthathon. If you skip the whole point of the game of course it's going to be short.

>>715837596
food tastes good and isn't slop
it also takes work, unlike this shit
and restaurants cook with passion and love, this here is just slop

>>715837658
even Pootah Yaylee is better than this shit
and that's like less than half the price, actual has real content and is 3 times as long

>>715837596
it's actually $500, "anon", despite having Shitch 1 graphics and even is a Shitch 1 game

>>715837828
Artificially extended travel time is not "real content", fuck off.

>>715837616
>omg bro ur just holding down the joystick the whole time its so mindless
>any game that involves holding down the joystick 99% of the time is bad you should have to carefully and thoughtfully consider eqch and every button press and not press the same button more than two times in a row max
this is what the button mash ad hominem sounds like

>>715837592
>you didn't beat Half Life if you didn't pick up the hivehand
>you didn't beat TDU2 because you didn't find the wrecked 2CV
See how retarded the collection argument is?

>>715837907
>holding down a button
is a cutscene

>>715837940
>you didn't beat Breath of the Wild until you get the poo reward for collecting all shit
Breath of the Wild made fun of shit game like this
now Nutnendo does this unironically

>>715835890
Why are YOU on /v/ instead of killing yourself?

>>715838074
>no u
Nutendo shills are lefties

>>715838060
>>you didn't beat Breath of the Wild until you get the poo reward for collecting all shit
This. You did not beat an open world game if you did not explore the map in it's entirety.

>>715838060
would be funny if you got a turd banana in case you collect all the worthless bananas
and the saved game file turned into shit

>people buy exploration games with hundreds of things to discover and experiment with just to ignore all that and head straight to the ending credits

Holy mental illness, yikes.
These people just can't feel anything.

>>715838314
I feel being robbed by Shitendo

>>715838394
You need professional help.
Go see a psychiatrist and ask to fix you. ASAP

>>715838314
If you want me to explore you have to make a world worth exploring

>>715834809 (OP)
nooo you have to collect all the hidden bananas or you didn't beat the game!

>>715838314
They feel the youtube revenue and wanted to be the first person to post a video.

>>715835324
>So called free thinkers when the majority of a games content isn't mandatory and spoonfed to you

>>715834809 (OP)
I'm glad to hear it's short, the glacial pace I was taking through the game was starting to wear me down, now I know I can not sweat getting all the collectables before moving on and just do them when/if I feel like it when I have completed the main story.

>>715834809 (OP)
I've played 3 hours this morning (it's Saturday here) and that was just on sub levels 200 and the start of 300. Because I'm not rushing through the game like a faggot.

>>715834809 (OP)
DELETE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

>>715834809 (OP)
The Switch 2 is still not worth a purchase, maybe in two years

>>715839238
>content
>reskinned moons placed by RNG
Choose one

>>715839013
Yup, just like I'll call you a faggot if you didn't catch every monkey in Ape Escape. They're collectathons, the goal is to collect

>>715835038
>If you rush with no side content, which is what these faggots do.

brah... have you see videos of this shit? They basically made the side shit a dig dug rng bullshit. Just dig and hope you find shit.... fuck that.

>>715834809 (OP)
It's okay. Libtards don't want good products. They just want to "own" the chuds.

>>715839735
Ape Escape had actual content
Like literally a Mini Metal Gear with voice acting

>>715839937
imagine Snoy doing a better job than Nitnendo
Ape Escape was cheaper and also had banana

>>715840020
this makes me want to play it now.
Fuck Nintendo

>But what about side content
Does this guy even like collection games or is he just baiting about games he didn't play

Collecting bananas isn't filler it's THE content
Almost none of them are just buried randomly underground, they're always at the ends of set pieces, stages, puzzles or other challenges. They also advance your skills rather than just an arbitrary counter.
But you'd know this if you played the game

>>715836359
Pretty sure it did

>>715840243

>>715837940
Half Life isn't a collectathon platformer
>>715838060
BOTW isn't a collectathon platformer

Are you legitimately retarded or just pretending for (you)s?

>>715840391
>BotW isn't a collectathon
it is, if you want it to be.
and then it makes fun of your stupid ass.
otherwise yes, BotW is an actual game, not a turd.

>>715840565
>it is, if you want it to be.
No, you don't decide what genre a game is, just like you can't decide your own gender, troon-san.

>>715840565
Donkey Kong Korok Seed
>that'll be $80
>with no replace value
>it has tons of Korok seeds though

>>715840671
I posted proof, shut up shill
you can run around like a retard, searching for poop.

>>715839145
This. Monetization of youtube videos made youtube turn to shit. So many videos filled with nothing but they'll stretch it out to get money for it

>>715836660
mario64 has no ending??

>>715840768
>I posted proof
proof of what? Korok seeds don't make BOTW a platformer collectathon, just like your gaping wound doesn't make you a woman

>>715840879
they do.
it's an ironic poopathon.

>>715840932
does a better job than this shit here.
in BotW they weren't placed by RNG

>>715840996
Please PLEASE kill yourself

>>715841123
>Nintendo shill on suicide watch
>just buy our slop game for $80
>cries
fuck you Nintendo

Lying on the internet should be punishable by death

I wish we still had the IP counter

>>715834809 (OP)
https://howlongtobeat.com/game/166252
18 to 53 hours

>>715840996
I cancelled my order, this sounds pathetic and shitty.

>>715841247
faked, by 3 Nintendo shills
nice try
it's 4 hours

>>715841239
I wish 4chan told us why the fuck they removed it

>>715841329
Money, it's way harder to shill when people can see it's all one person in a thread

>>715834809 (OP)
You might be able to measure the completion time but you can't measure the fun you're having while gaming.

>>715841446
yes you can it's a /10 scale

>have cancer
>almost dead
>order smash smash banana for $80
>figure it's only 4 hours
>FUCK
>prefer cancer over this
>cancer is more fun and doesn't have shit graphics
>also cancer has replay value

>>715841491
>be me
>be pedo
>buy smash smash banana
>wow, sexy underage girl with lipstick and dressed like a whore
>not by worst cum

>>715841617
brown ape with white underage child dressed like a whore

what is Nintendo implying with this?

>>715841825
female start lusting after black cock at early age anon, nintendo just adding realism to their game now

PROS:
>one of the most pornographic games of all time with an underage Pauline having exposed f**t

CONS:
>2 hours of gameplay
>320p 30fps
>$100+

4chan has called this the most controversial game of our generation. The question is: is sex enough to sell a game? Or does the gameplay actually matter?

>>715834809 (OP)
the wr is going to be way faster than 6 hours bro cmon

>>715834809 (OP)
And tax.

>>715834809 (OP)
Is longer really always better?

>>715834809 (OP)
Anyone who's stuck around and supports the absolute state of modern nintendo gets what they fucking deserve.