Why are mascot horror so shit these days?
>heavy reliance on jump scares
>level designs, if there are any, are repetitive
>stories are uninspiring: le X establishment has closed down and now you have to explore what's left in there!

>>715839686 (OP)
sauce on whatever that is

>>715839686 (OP)
anal sex

>>715839686 (OP)
Zionist game

>>715839686 (OP)
>these days
As opposed to what, mascot horror of the good old days? When Mr Blobby used to terrorize millennial children back in the 90s? What?

>>715840760
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>>715839686 (OP)
Dedicated horror gaming is a sham, all good horror games are good games of another genre first, then enhanced by their horror aspects.

>>715839686 (OP)
Sauce

>>715841131
>2017
Oh, you were 'avin a giggle, never mind. Also mascotshit has been a jumpscare safari since its inception with faggot freddie, even that was 2014.

>>715841131
>"Bendy? That wasn't long ago enough to be considered the good old days.right?"
>released in 2017, 8 years ago

>>715839686 (OP)
I really like mascot horror

>>715840760
Why don't any mascot horror games have monsters that look bug-eyed clowns like this? This is actually creepy, and it doesn't need rows upon rows of sharp teeth or claws to do it.

>>715841734
I like Poppy and Fnaf sincerely, BanBan because it's funny. The rest is uninteresting to me

>>715841505
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>>715840203
duude what

>>715839686 (OP)
Because all of them are made to be profitable rather than good. It's the modern equivalent of the toy cartoons of the 80s, but without the charm because they're too sanitized and don't give a shit in the wrong way.
>>715841861
Because the mascots still need to be marketable and that's more important than actually being scary.

>>715840760
>>715841861
I'm kind of surprised no one's done a horror game based on Crinkley Bottom, a failed theme park based on Mr. Blobby seems the perfect idea for mascot horror.

>>715841554
>faggot freddie, even that was 2014.
Actually FNAF only had jumpscares when you lose. If you play the game correctly there are no jumpscares in the middle of the game. Unless you count the stinger sound they play when you shine light on an animatronic when it's at your door.

>>715843576
>Unless you count the stinger sound they play when you shine light on an animatronic when it's at your door.
What the fuck else would you call it?

>>715839686 (OP)
Because instead of trying to improve the formula FNAF set up, they're rehashing it.
>Scott makes FNAF and it's a basic mechanics-heavy jumpscare simulator meant to both be a practice game to improve development skills and a small knock against those who called his previous games scary
>It's received like the second coming of Christ
>Scott refines these mechanics and adds new ones to continue supplying the demand in future entries
>Adoration for the series reaches a fever pitch and begins inspiring copycats
>These copycats see the demand and push out identical works without the FNAF label
>Some become successful (Poppy's Playtime) while others become infamous (Garten of Banban)
>Everything else dies in an obscure ditch because "mascot horror" isn't a real genre but just a nicer way of saying "FNAF-like".

>>715839686 (OP)
That coon is taking it up the ass isnt it

>>715844225
Genuine question, what is the connection between Fnaf and Poppy? It seems superficial, gameplay and atmosphere are totally different, their marketing and release structures are different, it really seems like mascot horror is just a smear for kid friendly horror.

>>715839686 (OP)
dude sex lmao

>>715843994
Idk. I assume when most people think about a jumpscare, they specifically think about the loud screamers. Not something more broad like turning the corner and silently bumping into a stranger kind of jumpscare.

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>>715844952
FNAF and Poppy literally share the same story

>>715841131
Bendy went to shit after the first chapter.

>>715846458
Bendy was fine, looking forward to the movie

OP's source is
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>>715845386
>Murder mystery with family drama
>An epic about child experimentation

>>715840760
That wasn't designed to be horror, retard.

>>715840760
FNAF was over 10 years ago. It's gay idiot shit that only children like but now it's got an entire decade's worth of slop and its own conventions as a genre.

>reverse image search
>TikTok
Since was posting cropped gay furry porn on TikTok a thing?
https://e621.net/posts/4892721

>>715841861
You’d love the newest FNaF

>>715844952
Synchronicity

>>715848206
Yes it was faggot.

>>715839686 (OP)
Okay smart guy, why don't you tell me what you would make then? Pitch me a game that doesn't have any of the problems you mentioned.

>>715848206
>mascot horror wasn't a thing in the 90s
Wow, it's almost like that was the point of the fucking post, holy shit.

>>715848468
>FNAF was over 10 years ago
Yes, and it was stupid jumpscare slop with no level design back then, too, so acting like it was so different in the good old days is disengenuous. Also 10 years ago being the "good old days" is also kind of laughable.

The mascots are the only good things that come out of mascot horror

>>715843272
Noel Edmunds would be a great William Afton analog if they ever made a Blobby horror because there's so fucking much they could draw from real life.
Has any Britbong TV ever been successfully reinterpreted in vidya? Closest I can think of is the Chucklevision/Hitman cross promo.

>>715850530
>Chucklevision/Hitman cross promo
Wait what? That was a thing?

>>715851207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_6qXsOrK4

>>715851670
Holy shit, this is amazing. I had no idea those two were still alive and sound exactly the same as back then.

>>715848757
Link to the tiktok?

>>715852309
>https://www.tiktok.com/@gayfurry.lover/video/7518328986825510166

You cant resist anon

Behead faggots who don't sauce with their crops. I shouldn't have to put in the leg work because you're a pussy and won't put in the full.