Thread 715852809

Don't care. Buy an ad.

He looks like Chris Chan

>>715852909
But you do care a lot

>>715852809 (OP)
i didnt expect piratemaldware to be the lolcow of 2025, but here we are

>>715852909
lmao this nigga malding

>>715852909
Ok
Done

>>715852809 (OP)
>care about this faggot PLEASE

Best lolcow since Chris

>>715853098
its not happening, no matter how much you spam the board, and how many youtube grift videos you consume while eating mac and cheese in your moms basement, nobody cares

>>715852909
I don't know why this meme gained any traction on this website.
the OP is the paid advertisement you fucking retard.

Oh no 4chan doesn't like me how will I live with myself

Ya'll are really desperate to make this guy the new DSP yet he's sitting back and making millions off you retards engaging and signal boosting him. Not only that you're lining the pockets of grifters making videos on him. The perfect idiots.

>>715852941
Thor is just what would happen if Chris Chan had a father.

Pirate software is the definition of "Success breeds jealousy" around these parts

>>715852909
>7 years at blizzard btw

>>715852909
buy an ad....for what?

>Dude is a millenial so he came from an era where being into video games, much less video game development was seen as nerdy(in a bad way) and made you a freak.
>Worked in QA(the most soul crushing job) at a large studio
>Got the job through nepotism
>Is by all accounts a foreveralone turbovirgin who is just some dude sitting on his computer all day if you take away the twitch stream.
>People are surprised he is a egotistical sperglord.

I'm around his age and I knew he was bad news as soon as I came across him when his streams started gaining views. I have met a few dozen people like him throughout my life and they are all the fucking same.

>>715852809 (OP)
>Pirate Software lied
noooooooooooooooooooooo

>>715853591
all of his metrics for measuring success are decreasing ever since the Dire Maul incident.

>>715853751
>20k active subs
>25k active subs in June
Oh no!

>>715853591
Thor wishes he could finish top 5 in an ST tournament and smash PandaLee. Don't compare this bitch to our Italian American king.

>>715853487
It literally already happened

>>715854045
Lol

>>715854463
Wow I can't believe his view count is down after his peak, he must be padding his tears with his hundred dollar bills.

>>715853718
>Is by all accounts a foreveralone turbovirgin
except he actually had a wife, but ruined it by having gay furry larp sessions and meeting the other guy at cons behind her back

>>715854547
>hundreds of dollars
that he wasted trying to run a ferret sanctuary and a game dev studio

>>715853591
The fact that this arrogant faggot being shit at a raid is apparently all anyone can talk about regarding Onlyfangs and not hilarity like a bunch of nerds dressing up in suits and ties for price negotiations of a helmet and the subsequent trainwreck "unleash me" is maddening.
Lolcows my ass all people want is to hate on some literally who eceleb fag and make mountains out of molehills out of all of his actions instead of actually focusing on on the funny shit.

>>715854045
You forgot to say how more than half of those are self gifted
>stretches arms
Pathetic

Le piratesoftware... le lied..?

>>715852809 (OP)
desu
you faggots bullied the furfag so hard I start to like him now

>>715854769
Jason, this is sad

>>715852909
I bought the ad. The thread is my ad. You will post in my threads because they are ads.

>>715852809 (OP)
that smart fridge is where all the breast milk is stored