If you didn't romance Tali on your first Mass Effect playthrough, you got shit taste in alien women.

any good mods for mass effect?

>>715857328 (OP)
Tali is not romanceable in the first Mass Effect.

>>715857637
Are you having a laugh?

>didn't even play the game

>>715857637
came to post this

>>715857328 (OP)
Tali doesn't even look like an alien, she looks like a human woman under the mask.

How can you claim to like aliens yet go for the least interesting one?

>>715857768
NOT YOURS
CAN'T HAVE

>>715857328 (OP)
Always liked that you can see that stuttering flustered mess that wants your human pathogens in 1 sometimes.

>>715857328 (OP)
Space gypsy suite rat no thanks

Are straight men so lonely they resort to videogames to romance fictional women instead of romancing women in real life?

How ugly are you?

>>715857328 (OP)
>Shepard: bloodthirsty killer with ADHD forced to live in a society of what some on earth call "people"
>Having to interact with other individuals on anything other than a tactical level brings noticable swelling around the temples and stress around the eye cavity
> Have to interact with this windy airheaded otaku girl
Also everyone knows otaku pussies are gross so no, I didn't romance her and probably never will in that prideful game series

>>715858192
My last job was in a bell tower.

>>715858085
*hits pipe*

>ashley
>morinth
>didnt play
rate me

>>715858302
weak. i have never in my multiple playthroughs of me2 harmed mommy wife samara

"I'VE LOST SHIELDS!"

>>715858271
Sum gud shit nigga

>>715858345
samara is by far the single most useless being in the entire series. we are talking about a woman who suddenly attempts to kill herself in the third game, shortly after personally killing her first daughter and moments after calmly watching the second one's unnecessary suicide, not because of either event but because her third daughter illegally touched grass in the process of being saved. the justicar are the most retarded order in any fiction ever.

>>715857328 (OP)
She can't be romanced in Mass Effect, retard.

>>715858775
yeah but i make babies to replace those shitty ones

>>715857328 (OP)
I play femshep and fuck asari futas exclusively: >>715858085

>Tali is canonically a teenager in ME1
>Shepard is canonically around 28 in ME1
>ME2 skips forward around 2 years
>Shepard is in his 30's come ME2
>Tali is still possibly just in her teens to early 20's come ME2

Based ME having age gap kino

>>715858931
i play maleshep and fuck mostly asari futas (not trash liara)

>risks death to take your cock right before an extremely important near suicidal mission where everyone needs to be on their A game

>>715858973
ME's universe has spaceships and such technology so naturally feminism must have been eradicated long ago, as such trivial matters like age gaps would be completely irrelevant in ME.

>>715857637
ME2 fixes this.

>>715857328 (OP)
>xenophile scum

>>715858973
Shepard is a groomer.

ME3 came out 13 years ago but I still masturbate to Tali occasionally, Bioware used to be so good.

Nah i dont fuck other spieces, its disgusting and you are filthy like a woman that want to fuck niggers
I was with Jack because i thought that she need good ol'fucking to repair brain