>DK wiki jannys are big mad that Based Banaza has invalidated all their autistic "Cranky is original DK" timeline crap

I only ACKnowledge one Cranky.

I always thought that was dumb because it means Donkey Kong is a title and not an actual character.

>>715865876 (OP)
That's funny though, because it didn't invalidate shit. If anything it fueled the fire even more.

>>715866179
Smash trophies are never reliable sources of info. K. Rool's trophy in Brawl says Kaptain K Rool is his brother.

>>715866265
Those are called easter eggs anon. The text is a meta joke about hown old the IRL arcade games are. You're not supposed to take it literally.

>>715866416
Deepest lore. So K Rool's brother died during DKC2's ending? That's dark, no wonder he hates DK so much in 64 and Bananza!

>>715866427
Not really. KAOS' description says he's made out of K. Rool's wife's pots and pans, which is actually the case in DKC3

>>715866091
I always thought it was dumb that a gorilla was called a donkey.

>>715866530
he wears the pirate hat in ultimate in remembrance...
bravo sakurai

>>715866530
This scene brought tears to my eyes, what a beautiful callback.

>>715866580
This man is married?? To a WOMAN???

>>715867551
yeah, a sexy crocodile woman with an equally big belly

>>715867602
hot

>>715866029
DSP really said this

wtf donkey kong threads get autosaged?