It flopped didn't it? Nobody anywhere is talking about it

>>715881847 (OP)
Idk man. Its tendies. Maybe those crazies bought 10 copies each

You, OP, have flopped.

Donkey Kong is better off being made by White people. Japan just doesn't get it.

>>715881847 (OP)
Terrible bait. Try again anon. You can do better. I believe in you!

>>715881847 (OP)
Cause Im playing it. Im like 7 hours in (SL 502), its a fun collectathon adventure

>>715881847 (OP)
you're talking about it right now, here.

It's more like everyone already finished it since it's FIVE HOURS LONG.
That'll be $79.99 plus tip.

>>715881847 (OP)
It's a game for children. Try asking about it in an elementary school.

>wu kong comes out
>1 gorillion threads shilling it at all hours of the day
>stellar blade comes out
>1 gorillion threads shilling it at all hours of the day
>expedition 33 comes out
>1 gorillion threads shilling it at all hours of the day
>donkey kong comes out
>everyone too busy playing it to post about it
Really activates my almonds.

>>715881847 (OP)
No mainstream appeal

O nononono es talking to eself again

>>715881847 (OP)
Because it looks boring as shit
Nobody wants to see DK punch dirt
They want to see him smash buildings like Rampage/King Kong, that would be actually exciting

But Faggot Corpo Nintendo is no-fun allowed, you are only allowed to play as a squeaky clean good guy
No more fun games like DK Jr. where Mario was the bad guy imprisoning DK

>>715881847 (OP)
everyone who played it has beaten it and moved on, hoping for a new nintendo direct

>>715881847 (OP)
It's okay, but the music isn't Donkey Kong like at all since this isn't the great music like David Wise or Grant Kirkhope made for the series. With it being a 3D platformer there's only DK64 to compare it to in the same series. Though as a DK game, I think Tropical Freeze is still better, excluding the boss fights.

>>715885601
>hoping for a new nintendo direct
I think we'll get that at the end of July or mid Aug since the Pokémon Direct is in a few days.

>piss easy
>polarizing DK redesign
>spaltoon vomit art direction
>forgetable soundtrack outside of the few remixes of David Wise stuff
who is this even for lol, I guess loli fans get pauline

>>715885304
its 60 hours btw
>>715881847 (OP)
ur life flopped btw

>>715885802
The music sounds AI-generated. It’s just random instruments fading in and out constantly

>>715885956
I wouldn't say it sounds AI-generated, it just doesn't really feel like DK music it just sounds like Mario Odyssey music but slap onto DK.

>>715885941
>its 60 hours btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdM0o9V3c

You bumped this on page 10. You are mentally ill.

Kinda related, but does this game cause anyone else motion sickness/headaches? Was watching my younger brother play it and we both came out of it after 2 hours with some nausea.

>>715881847 (OP)
Nah, I've had multiple normie friends text me and ask if I've bought it. It has good buzz.