>shooting isn't fun because enemies take too long to kill
>exploring isn't fun because you move slower than john halo
>items aren't fun because the beams are just simon says
How people liked these games is beyond me. The Wii shooting controls barely saves the Prime series. We could have had 2-3 actually GOOD Metroids for each one of these shit games.

>>715882012 (OP)
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Cosmic horror, bro

>>715882012 (OP)
Tendies thought that 3D exploration was a new thing.

Sex with balls

>>715882012 (OP)
This was the one franchise I could never understand why people think its good. I know why Super Metroid is good. But Prime is so god damn boring. I tried at least 6 times to finish this shit and always drop it around the ice quadrant

What's up with the schizo making Prime hate threads every 5 seconds?

>>715882463
his schizoid DK hate threads are starting to fail, so he moved onto the next big Switch 2 release

>>715882454
People defend the shit lock-on mechanic. Removes the fun of shooting at something.

>>715882012 (OP)
>enemies take too long to kill
Did you just start playing video games? What kind of faggotry is this?

>>715882538
kek, probably true.

>>715882917
I think OP is bitching about the beam pirates in the first game and rightfully so

Ahh typical /v/ermin thread

>>715882463
Is he the same fag making max payne 2 hate threads?

>>715882012 (OP)
When the remaster for this dropped so many Tendies jak'd out that I figured I'd buy the remaster since it seemed to be a timeless classic with evergreen gameplay.

I played it and it was a piece of janky dogshit. Tank controls? Are you fucking serious? And you have to stop and stand still and move around your crosshair to shoot something like it's a House of the Dead game.
Tendies have the lowest gaming ability of any other gamer if they think that gameplay is good. Metroid Prime sucks dick.

>>715882012 (OP)
Baby's first fps

>>715882012 (OP)
Baby's first jrpg