>Bing Bing Smash
>That's it, that's the game
Was it really necessary to change Donkey Kong into this too?

What do you mean?

>>715898024 (OP)
Change Donkey Kong into what too?

>Bing Bing Wahoo
if the post contains it, it was written by someone who changed their gender and proclaims to have become a woman although it's not physically possible to do so.

>>715898024 (OP)
BUHNAHNA

>>715898024 (OP)
Yes because masculinity is bad. Every male character has to be as soft, round, friendly and non-threatening as possible.

>>715900728
>Yes because masculinity is bad.
Then why is DK's power up turning into a hyper masculine gigachad?

>>715898024 (OP)
It's actually Smash Smash Banana

Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash oh wow, the AI hid a Banana in here, so exciting
Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash oh wow, another bananana
Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash oh wow, another bananana
Smash Smash Smash Smash Smash oh wow, another bananana

>>715901123
So retards like you get to ask this question and pretend there isn't a blatant agenda at play here.

>>715901123
he looks like a faggot / pedo
real man don't grin / smile like faggots do.

>>715901310
meds, fast

>>715899262
OP is schizophrenic and makes this thread everyday all day

>>715901362
Work on your falseflagging, tranny.

>>715898024 (OP)
>Was it really necessary to change Donkey Kong into this too?
yes, because if he was a prime gorilla specimen and not a funny critter they turned him into, we'd get far, far more inappropriate doujinshi with the two

>>715901419
I'm not the one with the underage child that I smeared lipstick on.

>>715901310
>nintendo subtly calling trannies dumb monkeys
based japs

The bananza hate threads feel very unnatural and low effort almost as if someone has payed Indians to flood social media sites to bring the game down somehow.

Are there any good threads at all on /v/?

You all are trash regurgitating the same shit over and over.

Not one meaningful discussion. inb4 everything and take your own advice and kys

>>715901672
the banananana shill threads feel very unnatural and low effort almost as if someone has paid Indians to flood social media sites to meme the game, so that retards buy it.

5 hours.

>>715901310
>It doesn't count because it would interfere with my narrative.
Sad.
>>715901362
He doesn't smile in Bananza form. Shit, he only stops glaring if he eats a banana, and only for a couple seconds.

>>715901725
Shit, anon. I'll talk to you about DK. What stuff do you like or not?

>>715902038
he looks faggy.
even the cover looks faggy.
not falling for your woke pedo kong.

>>715901725
5 hours, Darren

>>715902206
I hope this boy doesn't run 24/7. The computer it's on might overheat.

>>715901780
Loser

>>715901672
Wokepedo King Bananananana Smash Smash Smash Smash Oh The AI Put A Banana There

5 hours

>>715902439
I think it's disgusting that Nintendo made the ape put a banana into the child's hole.

>>715902038
It doesn't interfere with my "narrative," tendietroon. It's textbook distraction.
>Look! We didn't make him gay and lame! He has a cool transformation!! Please ignore that he is gay and lame 90% of the time!

>>715901780
>>715902381
>>715902457
Ehric's gotten pretty lazy recently

>>715902876
>he has to take drugs to be a male for 2 minutes
grim

I've never seen such a nothingburger release for a big name Nintendo exclusive. I hope it was worth not getting a mainline Mario for 4 or more years

>>715903091
I liked it way more than Odyssey, so yeah, it was a win for me

>>715898024 (OP)
Lol, Donkey Kong fucking sucks. Fucking Miyamoto. Just make a new Star Fox or something cool. Fuckin bitch

>>715903470
>standard cope post

>>715903470
5 hours

>>715901780
>>715902381
>>715902457
>>715903739
Wrong.

>>715903739
I'm at 16 in stage 5, guess I'm just slow.

The reason K. Rool prefers rotten bananas is because crocodillians are known to cache away parts of meals they can’t tear apart or eat right away and let them rot until they’re softer and easier to tear strips off of.

>>715906051
I don't think Nintendo went that deep(heh) on crocodile lore.

>>715904031
that was added by you 3 shills.
it's 5 hours.

>>715906552
I dunno, maybe the Splatoon team's ichthyology obsession inspired them to do some research themselves
>>715906708
Sorry, the average person isn't going to speedrun through things on their first go-through. You lost.

>>715907562
it's not a speedrun, the speedruns will be 1 or 2 hours at max.

>>715908429
an unoptimized speedrun is still a speedrun, he was speeding through it to be the first one to complete it

>>715898024 (OP)
>literally just Mario Odyssey 2 but worse
Rarefags are probably crying pissing and shitting that this is their God now.

715901780
>5 hours.
you heard it here guys, super mario world is an 11 minute game

is it a story thing or why is donkey kong fur a weird orange? or does everyone change his fur color before showing screenshots of the game?

>>715909073
You can unlock different fur colors in the game.

>>715908615
it's not a speedrun.
it's just playing through the game without being an autistic fuck and collecting all retarded moon reskins.

>>715908901
that was a free pack-in.
not $80 slop
and it also ran at a stable frame rate.
you lost.

>>715910006
apologies, he should've posted a "game" more your speed

>>715901725
No

>>715910156
wow, someone really played through it on release day that fast, too.
oh, it's several years after release date.
sucks to be a Wokeendo shill

It went from 30K+ to 40K+ btw

>>715898024 (OP)
I respect the commitment to the bit. DK is a gorilla. That is the end of the conversation as far as gameplay ideas go. The design philosophy behind this game is MONKEY.

>>715910582
oh wow, it almost sold as many copies as the Wii U

>>715910649
>that's why they put a child dressed like a whore in the "game"

>>715909073
Theres different colors. But also, when the Bananza power is full and ready to use, it changes the hue of his fur a bit, mixed with the lightning it looks orange