Thread 715902789

Can Chun Li even defeat the average anon?

>>715902789 (OP)
jobbing feels so good

>>715902829
How would you know?

>>715902789 (OP)
Yes

>>715902789 (OP)
Obviously.
She's a trained martial artist.
Most people here are underweight or overweight.
>t.59kg

>>715902789 (OP)
Juri wishes that was her

>>715902981
She's a woman, and kinda weak too

>>715902979
God I wish that was me

Me on the left.

>>715902859
i do it often

>>715902829
Chunners...

>>715902789 (OP)
Chun-Li's asshole is the biggest jobber in the series...

>>715903343
guh

>>715902789 (OP)
Who eats pussy the best out of the 3?
>Chun-Li
>Cammy
>Juri

>>715902789 (OP)
I would lose on purpose

>>715903081
99% of anons here aren't going to survive this >>715902979

What did they mean by this?

>>715903006
>bisexual
>is in love with chunners
>wants to plap cammy
What is Juri’s problem?

>>715903852
>>715902979
>>715903830
Maybe Juri is fucking horny?

>>715903720
Hag-Li is weaker than any of the newcomers but still calls herself the strongest. How come?

>>715903973
Because she defeats them in bed with her strapon.

>>715903973
She can handle 3 men at once

Sakura victim

>>715903532
Chun Li is straight but can’t get laid because she prioritized her career over dating until she was too old so definitely not her

Cammy is gay and in a relationship with Juni but she’s also an innocent and pure hearted woman so not her either

Juri is bisexual and acts like a completely sadistic slut despite being a hikkiomori and she’s in love with Chunners and wants to get into Cammy’s panties so most likely her.

>>715904064
>Chunners
>winning

>>715904179
Sakura's meaty calves...

>>715902789 (OP)
jfc just imagine the smell of her rancid sweaty shithole bros. oh my goood i wanna eat her shit so fucking bad

>>715902789 (OP)
Chun Li is weak against Juri and can't stop her when she molests her!

>>715906860
Only Juri?

>>715902789 (OP)
Thats just nasty if she farts it goes straight into your mouth and nostrils

>>715906860
It must suck to be a straight woman coerced onto a gay relationship with a sociopathic lesbian 20 years your junior just because you can’t find a man.

>>715902789 (OP)
>the count animation of her getting raped in a warehouse.

>>715907004
Anyone else she gets fucked by is because Juri ordered her to.

>>715907141
Enough time spent as Juri's latex drone slave will make her bisexual enough to crave Juri's touch.

>>715907806
You know Chun Li appreciates her company and her pure mommy energy makes Juri tsuntsun.

>>715902789 (OP)
Man i really start to think she develop some weird fetish of getting humillate and beated in public by other women

>>715908926
Surely she can defeat a girl half her size and age like Marie........

>>715904892
>Implying that Chun doesn't make em squirt

>>715907191
link? cant find the artist name

>>715908926
Maybe

>>715909171
Can she?

>>715904179
That STF could be better

>>715910307
Damn Karin, I know Sakura said she wanted help winning over Ryu but I don’t think that’s what she meant…

>>715910341
How does the DoA cast stack up to SF?

>>715910486
She wont need help on this... probably. Ryu respects strength first

>>715910797
Half of DoA’s cast are ninjas that fight demons that threaten to destroy the world and enslave mankind. On average their powerlevel is way above Street Fighter. That said Mari Rose is canonically one of the worst fighters in the series.

>>715911414
Well, so is Chun Li so the outcome of >>715910341 seems realistic

Besides, Marie Rose was retconned into being weak in 6, she wasn't like that initially

>>715903343
Think Juri fisted Chun-Li before?

>>715902979
She was so cool in the movie man, why'd they make her such a loser

>>715913369
the average 4chan user would also get dropped by the average line cook

>>715913468
That was a one time thing, they never let her be cool after that

Chun Li is canonically weaker than Sakura

>>715902981
the best martial artist can't karate kick a speeding bullet.

>>715913471
The average line cook also has the burning hatred of 1000 suns powering them through the day. That dude probably slept like a baby after beating the fuck out of her

>>715913471
it wouldn't be a fair fight without cocaine.

Can Tekken girls handle SF?

>>715913901
wait a minute... that's not fighting, that's rape!

>>715913901
Lili would never cheat on Asuka like that

>>715914087
You can't rape someone you can't defeat in a fight.

>>715914087
>>715914119
>>715914150
Dont worry anons she is just teaching Chun Li a lesson of not looking at her Asuka

chun li would literally kill you within seconds. the amount of force needed to levitate yourself off the ground and use your legs like a helicopter is so otherworldly and impossible you would be immediately eviscerated or decapitated.

>>715914252
>>715915181
>yuri thread
>blacked nigger faggot shows up

>>715910458
We can do better

>>715915345
Yuri?

>>715915181
post it

>>715902789 (OP)
She theoretically can, but it's most likely that she'd somehow manage to lose in a most embarrassing way.

>>715915782
Only if you were a named character

>>715915704
W-what?

>>715916313
Maybe I could activate a random stage hazard in our fight and win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW5jCIXvu50

>>715918308
... Why does she have to job in her own ending?

>>715918628
Endings are intended to showcase the essence of the characters.

>>715914528
>Mary from ERGHIEZ
Deep cut

>>715902789 (OP)
Imagine losing to Cammy, and she makes you drink her piss and clean up her vagina dry...