>According to the most recent employee data, Nintendo’s turnover rate comes in at only 1.9%. In other words, the company isn’t seeing a ton of layoffs (or employees deciding to leave on their own)

that says it all

>>715910529 (OP)
yeah given the quality of their games its obvious: the employees are paid to do nothing.

>>715910618
THE COPE

>>715910618
Retard

>one of the best paying companies in Japan
>also it is very hard to get fired in Japan
>wHy ArE pEoPle NoT lEaViNg Or GeTtInG fIrEd?
oh the mistery

>My favorite multibillion dollar company's latest thing I consumed isn't very well liked on /v/
>quick think of something positive to cope with
>T-they... eh... don't have as many layoffs as other companies

>>715910848
it's a total cult at this point, they don't give a shit about the games anymore just the brand

>>715910618
Nintengroids BTFO

>>715910618
FPBP

>>715910905
snoys are hilarious projecting like this

I'm telling you they just don't have the magic anymore. I've been a nintendo only for as long as I can remember but from 2020 onwards they haven't released anything good. COVID killed Nintendo

>>715910618
If they were paid to do nothing they would by Sony since they have 0 games.

>>715911449
>falseflagging this hard

>>715911449
>I've been a nintendo only for
ESL moment.

>>715911547
anon, the switch 2 only has a racing game thats mostly a copy of the last one and a grad student's submission for "make a game that revolves around a gimmick
they have less in exclusives than sony does right now.

Hey Eric, are we getting a Super Mario Sunshine sequel?

>>715910618
fpbp

>>715911241
Snoy? Lol. You realize you're now the laughing stock of gaming, right? He was absolutely correct in calling Nintendo fans as a cult.
>>715911449
This
>>715911547
Why is it that the only retort you people can come up with is "b-but Sony!" ???
>>715911662
ESL would be typical of Nintendo seeing as how they're literally a Japanese company with hordes of SA owners.
>>715911708
I think we all knew this would be the inevitable outcome of gaming, including Nintendo. Watching Nintendo's fan squirm is hilarious. They will stop at no bounds to defend their dad.

>>715911708
>thats mostly a copy of the last one
trying too hard

>>715911708
>less exclusives
uh huh

>>715910905
i've always found it funny how tendies repeatedly confirm that their only frame of reference is whats on nintendo consoles.
>they thought that botw was revolutionary.
>they thought that totk was the first ever physics sandbox to ever exist
>they think that a fully destructible environment is novel with bananza
>they cant even comprehend that PC has hundreds of thousands of available games, most of which have done what modern nintendo titles do a hundred times over
>>715911241
you are aware that the world doesnt revolve around nintendo and sony, right? there are other platforms for playing videogames on.

>>715910529 (OP)
in nipbongland, you have to conduct sudoku if you leave your company

>>715911876
>>715911895
The cope us palpable. We can nearly taste your tears.

>>715911708
>they have less in exclusives than sony does right now.
The PS5 only has Astro Bot depsite existing for 5 years because they keep porting fucking everything to PC, you know Death Stranding 2 is a timed exclusive so saying they have more is a fucking joke at this point unless you're actually counting those AI shovelware games.

>>715911662
or meme phrasing

like
>hey guise, how do i into linux
there are more, can't think of them right now, need to lurk moar

>>715911662
The country doesnt matter, nintendo fell off. They have their diehard fans but they're not making games that are as beloved as baldurs gate 3, expedition 33, and so on. They don't make games like that nor get them on their systems. You scream 10/10 for donkey kong now but areyou really going to come back to it a year or more from now? Probably not. Disposable experience

>>715911831
KEK you are so unbelievably brown.

>>715912119
wrong

>>715912119
tendies resorting to racism when they have no argument

>>715912330
It's funny because they're likely the ones that are brown.

>>715911831
Snoy cope best cope

>>715911939
>you are aware that the world doesnt revolve around nintendo and sony, right? there are other platforms for playing videogames on.
given steam officially committed suicide? no, only nintendo remains at this point

>>715912670
retard, PC gaming is more than steam.

Nintendo Derangement Syndrome thread

>>715912382
Why did you reply to yourself, Eric?

>>715912825
It's amazing how fucking fast it happened too, only 1 minute and 31 seconds.

>>715912021
that Wikipedia article on PS5 exclusives is really sad

>>>/tendie/

>>715912021
oh yeah thats right.
sony actually likes games, so they port most of theirs to PC after a while so that more people can enjoy them.
unlike nintendo, which demands you buy a 500 dollar brick to play the latest bing bing wahoo.

>>715913070
>sony actually likes games, so they port most of theirs to PC after a while so that more people can enjoy them.
SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF A PS5 THEN!?

>>715913235
just for fun.
you understand fun, right?

>>715913280
I don't because I'm a PS5 user.

>>715913280
paying $500+ for a shittier experience than PC sure is fun

>>715913070
You know full well they are only porting to PC so they can once again charge full price for their games on a different platform.

NDS

>>715910529 (OP)
It's like saying BlackRock has a low turnover rate. Yeah, no shit retard.

>>715910827
they are also anti-crunch so you don't have to work long hours

>>715911449
>I've been a nintnedo only for as long as I can remember
NIN-PAJEETO 64

>>715914108
as they should be, crunch literally does not work

>>715913645
NDS - nintendo degeneration syndrome (sometimes called nintendo derangement syndrome)
a gruesome disease where fans of the company's products will show drastic losses in cognitive reasoning, maturity, and the ability to see actual quality.
recommended cures:
>touching grass
>playing games outside of the nintendo exclusivity bubble
>getting a job
>shaving your neck beard
>staying away from the kids on the playground

>Snoy? Lol. You realiz-
HERE I GO!
>T-T-T-Thi-
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>W-W-W-W*openly sobs*-Why is it that the on-
HURRY UP!
>E-E-E-E-E-E-ESL w-*seethes*w-w-w-would be typic-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>I-I-I-I-*chokes on tears*I-I-*heavy breathing*-I t-t-t-t-t-t-t-think we all kn-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

>>715914152
yeah they end up getting ranked first or 2nd on which company people want their spouse to work for

>>715914108
>you don't have to work long hours
There is actually no way you expect people to believe this, the country in question you're talking about is Japan in case you forgot. They treat work like it's a sacred rite of passage, it takes them 5 minutes to serve tea let alone drink it.

>>715914309
I hate the new wario voice actor :/

>>715914440
Just because they don't work long hours doesn't mean they don't work.

>>715914440
Working long hours doesn't mean they're crunching on one specific project
Nintendo is notoriously employee-friendly

>>715910529 (OP)
>leave company
>get Gunpei'd

>>715914537
Just because they excessively over work and over complicate work in the name of shinto tech-priest mumbo jumbo doesn't mean they produce products of greater quality than an actual efficient worker. Like there's some nine tailed machine fox god or some shit underlying the measurements.

>>715914587
>Working long hours doesn't mean they're crunching on one specific project
No it means they're working long fucking hours lol. And that's why they make the big bucks amirite? Yeah they make so much money, that's why they stick with a company until they have a beard and a cane.

>>715914915
Exactly, which is why they don't overwork their employees.

>>715915120
No, it's why they overwork their employees but get to say the opposite. It's not "hard", just soul crushing.

>>715915796
Pretty sure they don't, so neither hard nor soul crushing.

>>715915886
>Pretty sure they don't
So why are they strict about their trains being always on time?

>>715916189
Does nintendo own the public transport industry now?

>>715916189
Because Shiibashi Hiroshi is part of the manga industry.

>>715916330
Other way around, I would actually love to see what percentage of Nintendo employees are car owners.
>>715916371
Shiibashi Hiroshi is part of the Japanese industry, a long line of occupations that turn 4 hour days into 8 hour days and 40 hour workweeks into 48 plus overtime.

>>715917207
>I would actually love to see what percentage of Nintendo employees are car owners.
unironically likely not many with how good japan's public transport system is, and how using public transport allows you to play portable vidya in the meantime instead of wasting your focus driving a coffin on wheels

>leave yakuza company
>get killed by yakuza
Hmm I wonder why people aren't leaving

>>715911241
You are the new snoys though, it wouldnt be so bad if you only shat on the 3 snoy games but you schizos are even doomposting multiplatform games

>>715917516
Public transport is the reason Gamecube got RE4 and also the reason the creator said he would cut his own head off if it went third party. They love work that much. Bansai Shinji-san!

>>715912034
another is

do X really?

do americans really?

>>715910529 (OP)
Then why are they complete trash now?

This makes /v/ very angry for some reason

>>715920094
During the downtime it turned out 90% of the traffic on the site was jeet shills and bots.
Why wouldn't a japanese company winning anger them?

>>715910529 (OP)
This board has been colonized in the name of /a/ yuri futa horses. GTFO.

>>715910690
>the only argument is that it claims to be laughing when in reality it went KABOOOM with anger

>>715920319
>Why wouldn't a japanese company winning anger them?
Holy fucking shit joke

>>715913235
>SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF A PS5 THEN!?
Normal people don't want to mess around with PCs.

>>715910529 (OP)
Ryu Nagamatsu left though. One of their best up and coming talents in their music and composition department.

>>715920478
You know what? Honestly fair point.

Having to uphold a reputation of "No layoffs" is gonna be hard for Tendo considering they're now at that PS4 level of staff bloat and you can really feel it in DK Bananza. It has the washed out sandpaper look and bad UI design and overuse of weak screen-effects that honestly reminds me of playing Suicide Squad. It feels like Nintendo has reached the point where there's so many dumbass incompetents employed on the ground floor that the people pulling the strings can't create order between all of the cattle.

>>715922079
>PS4 level of staff bloat and you can really feel it in DK Bananza

Where's did you get that from, your ass?

BABE

NEW ANTI-NINTENDO SCHIZOSLOP JUST DROPPED

>>715910529 (OP)
It all started because Trump wanted to ruin the economies of other countries.

https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1946717693752594535
How does this compare to other compaines

>>715910529 (OP)
Nintendo is greedy but they are the gold standard for video games. If they weren't around then no one else would try as hard. If you think the unreal 5 slop is bad right now it could be so much worse

>>715922079
Nigger, Goytendo has about 7k employees. thats 1/3 of ubisoft. And 1/15 of Sóyny, and 1/30 Microsoft.
They are doing fine. Even if their games and consoles are utter bullshit.

>>715922586
This is pro Nintendo, anon. Having few layoffs demonstrates company strength and success

>>715924184
They have around 8K now. They just keep hiring people. I expect it to rise more when their second building is done

>>715924184
actually having games also helps, nintendo is probably the only publisher actually concerned with training the next generation

>>715910827
>>also it is very hard to get fired in Japan
dumb retard tendie

The copes about the Switch 2's success need ot be documented for future generations

>>715924443
Imagine Nintendo's first party production once that second building comes online and the employees fill it out. They're gonna be putting out a game a month.

>>715910529 (OP)
do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get hired by nintendo? there's a 6 step process and you get so many benefits and nepotism inside that can cover you for a lifetime, no sane guy would willingly leave