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Anonymous No.715921159 [Report] >>715921598 >>715921681 >>715921775 >>715930727
Saturday night Zelda girls thread, all Zelds are welcome. Melties are not allowed.
Anonymous No.715921273 [Report] >>715961598
:D
Anonymous No.715921314 [Report]
Brownoid thread
Anonymous No.715921315 [Report]
HELP!
Anonymous No.715921319 [Report] >>715921450 >>715921524 >>715921652 >>715921743 >>715922032 >>715924807 >>715927109 >>715927669 >>715928097 >>715934059 >>715939463 >>715946775 >>715952882 >>715954551 >>715964973 >>715965727
TotK did everything BotW also did but better. People that think BotW is better are thinking of the imagined experience they had when they first saw the game, and not what the game really was upon reflection.
Anonymous No.715921350 [Report]
I should say all the girls from the games are welcome, and not just literally Zelda.
Anonymous No.715921450 [Report]
>>715921319
I quite like how fucked everything feels in BOTW, but the QOL stuff is kinda hard to go back from.
Anonymous No.715921524 [Report]
>>715921319
Not having several ways to skip travel entirely helps BotW to have better world cohesion
Anonymous No.715921598 [Report] >>715944085
>>715921159 (OP)
>Saturday night Zelda girls thread, all Zelds are welcome.
You promise!?
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Anonymous No.715921609 [Report] >>715921959
Anonymous No.715921613 [Report] >>715922065
Fuck you
Anonymous No.715921652 [Report] >>715922317
>>715921319
I do feel the story presentation was a bit weaker, although that's more due to them trying to fit a more complex plot into a a BotW shaped hole
Anonymous No.715921681 [Report]
>>715921159 (OP)
For anal only
Anonymous No.715921743 [Report] >>715925786
>>715921319
Mechanically, i like Ultrahand more than the runes.

Narratively, ToTK was so redundant I really just lost interest after a while.
Anonymous No.715921775 [Report]
>>715921159 (OP)
Black men get to enjoy this???
Anonymous No.715921959 [Report] >>715922123
>>715921609
Nice angle!
Anonymous No.715922032 [Report] >>715922626
>>715921319
Neither game is really that interesting in terms of its intended mechanics. However BOTW is about 100 times more interesting than TOTK when you factor in exploits and tech and speedrunner shit.
Anonymous No.715922065 [Report]
>>715921613
Fuck you leatherman
Anonymous No.715922123 [Report] >>715922464
>>715921959
Zelda's big, fat tail
Anonymous No.715922145 [Report]
Loooooooooooong
Anonymous No.715922173 [Report]
I love Medli!
Anonymous No.715922295 [Report] >>715922564
Anonymous No.715922301 [Report] >>715922382
I like Botw Zeldas big eyebrows.
Anonymous No.715922317 [Report]
>>715921652
It's worse because Rauru and his goat-people look like shit, but at least it has NTR-Zelda, and Ganondorf, and honestly the ending is super epic. The non-cinematic story that happens in each Main Dungeon area also felt a bit better this time. I especially liked the Zora's Domain area where there's a bit more "quest-steps" going on, that reminded me of older Zelda games.

But that's the tragedy of both these games. They only ever "remind me of Zelda" they don't always feel like Zelda games.
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Anonymous No.715922382 [Report]
>>715922301
They're definitely a charm point.
Anonymous No.715922446 [Report] >>715922480
She needs to lay off the fruitcakes and go on a diet what a fat ass
Anonymous No.715922464 [Report] >>715922752
>>715922123
>Zelda's big, fat
Yes
Anonymous No.715922480 [Report]
>>715922446
It all goes to her fucking cheeks.
Anonymous No.715922536 [Report] >>715922634 >>715922694
STOP DRAWING ME WITH A CARTOONISHLY HUGE ASS
Anonymous No.715922564 [Report]
>>715922295
That's field-work for you.
Anonymous No.715922573 [Report]
Butt princess, the only thing she's good for is making daughters that aren't losers.
Anonymous No.715922626 [Report] >>715955761
>>715922032
I couldn't care less about "hardcore BotW" gameplay. I keep seeing those cringe montages where they're edited out the menu-pausing and I literally get nothing out of it, and I hate experimenting beyond the bare minimum you have to do to get from A to B in the games.

To me that isn't fun. A designed challenge that forces you to master its mechanics is fun, and rewarding. But a game constantly telling you like a little baby that "anything you do is totally valid" gets fucking boring after a while and you stop looking at the puzzle in front of you to place 2 boxes next to a wall and jump over the entire setup. That isn't "satisfying", that's just an oversight and it's lame.

If I wanted "hardcore gameplay", I have Souls games or an online shooter. Zelda is about the "images" of each environment you go to, and older Zeldas felt like each screen had its own little mini-narrative to it, and it was more about memorization, jotting down mental notes, and coming back later until you'd found the right combination of where to go, which dungeon to clear and which item to progress with. That was way more satisfying and ties up into a sense of "whole" than just digging out the entire field with a shovel and moving on when you're done.
Anonymous No.715922634 [Report]
>>715922536
Canon wagon dragon
Anonymous No.715922694 [Report]
>>715922536
no
Anonymous No.715922752 [Report]
>>715922464
Pregnant Zelda sexo
Anonymous No.715922785 [Report]
I wish BOTW/TOTK had a hardcore mode like New Vegas where you had to eat and drink.
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Anonymous No.715922868 [Report] >>715923003 >>715923040 >>715924212
PEATRICE MY WIFE
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Anonymous No.715922945 [Report]
Best girl
Anonymous No.715922986 [Report]
Komali is a good boy and deserves more art!
Anonymous No.715923003 [Report] >>715924212
>>715922868
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Anonymous No.715923040 [Report] >>715924212
>>715922868
Anonymous No.715923068 [Report] >>715924212
Anonymous No.715923108 [Report] >>715923939 >>715924212 >>715925494
Anonymous No.715923295 [Report]
I need more proper channels to fund Medli-drawers. The must be more Medli..
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Anonymous No.715923749 [Report]
Eh Reh! Eh Reh!
Anonymous No.715923939 [Report] >>715924116
>>715923108
I'd marry her and Zelda.
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Anonymous No.715924116 [Report] >>715924198
>>715923939
>No time to explain! We gotta repopulate the Earth right fucking now!
Anonymous No.715924198 [Report]
>>715924116
Based, I'd include Impa in that as well I believe.
Anonymous No.715924212 [Report] >>715924272 >>715924992 >>715925494
>>715922868
>>715923003
>>715923040
>>715923068
>>715923108
Anonymous No.715924272 [Report] >>715924738
>>715924212
Made for filthy baby making pig sex while her dad is in the other room.
Anonymous No.715924738 [Report] >>715924889
>>715924272
Built for it.
Anonymous No.715924807 [Report]
>>715921319
>made UI worse
>everything is just more tedious (have to fuse every time you use an arrow, have to fuse weapons to get basic strength weapon)
>shrines are even easier
>koroks are more annoying and require some walking challenge
>intricate layout of the world and overcoming terrain completely made pointless thanks to hoverbikes or whatever rig you can build to easily bypass everything (inb4 "just ignore an integral part of the game even tho it supposedly makes things better!")
>map is bigger and emptier when BotW already had problems being too big and filled with copy-paste garbage
>guardians gone, now replaced with lame gloom
>while BotW's story was simple yet serviceable, TotK physically makes my brain hurt. Plus the memories are sequential now making it real easy to spoil the "twist" early on. Huh, secret stones? Demon king? Did you just see zelda? She's totally acting weird!
TotK is worse in every conceivable way except maybe bosses, but even those end in less than a minute. The fact that it reuses the same map and assets makes this "sequel" much more pathetic, but I won't go into detail since apparently it's "unfair" to take that into account even though games are built on their predecessors.
Anonymous No.715924889 [Report]
>>715924738
>Hey Link, can you do me a quick favor
>For some reason my daughter has been putting on weight, she even has weird cravings, could you see if she's over eating
>Nervious HYAA
Anonymous No.715924992 [Report] >>715925280
>>715924212
Unfortunate she doesn't look like this in game but she is still supremely cute and I am glad Nintendo included something like her little romance, in fact i'm surprised since SS really pushes the Link/Zelda relationship.
Anonymous No.715925280 [Report]
>>715924992
Well she doesn't look like that yet, that's after you put like 4 kids in Pea.
Anonymous No.715925343 [Report] >>715925504
Anonymous No.715925494 [Report] >>715925585 >>715932119
>>715923108
>>715924212
Best parts about Skyward Sword.
Peatrice and Kina.
Anonymous No.715925504 [Report]
>>715925343
Anonymous No.715925585 [Report] >>715932119
>>715925494
Anonymous No.715925786 [Report] >>715925869 >>715926440
>>715921743
chibi zelda is so cute
I really wish we would get another light hearted zelda in the style of wind waker or EoW
Anonymous No.715925869 [Report] >>715926440 >>715937839
>>715925786
She's such a cute little goblin
Anonymous No.715926157 [Report] >>715926185 >>715926578 >>715932119
Anonymous No.715926185 [Report] >>715932119
>>715926157
Anonymous No.715926440 [Report] >>715926751
>>715925786
>chibi zelda is so cute
>I really wish we would get another light hearted zelda in the style of wind waker or EoW
I'm all for it. I prefer them honestly.
>>715925869
>She's such a cute little goblin
That's exactly what she is.
Anonymous No.715926578 [Report]
>>715926157
Anonymous No.715926751 [Report] >>715926920
>>715926440
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Anonymous No.715926920 [Report]
>>715926751
Look a she go
Anonymous No.715927032 [Report]
We kiss fish in this thread
Anonymous No.715927109 [Report] >>715927297
>>715921319
I hate ToTK Zelda so fucking much.
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Anonymous No.715927272 [Report] >>715927353 >>715927640 >>715955480 >>715961660
OoT Gerudo > TotK Gerudo.
Anonymous No.715927297 [Report] >>715927802
>>715927109
Starting with BotW-Zelda, she gets better every game so far.

Unfortunately with the new VISA rules, I'm fully expecting Zelda on Switch 2 to have a "woke" Zelda design.
Anonymous No.715927353 [Report] >>715927407 >>715927462
>>715927272
I like them both honestly.
Anonymous No.715927407 [Report] >>715927502
>>715927353
That's nice, I don't.
Anonymous No.715927462 [Report]
>>715927353
Same, honestly.
Anonymous No.715927502 [Report]
>>715927407
That's cool, you're welcome to have a different opinion.
Anonymous No.715927640 [Report]
>>715927272
+lipstick_mark
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Anonymous No.715927669 [Report] >>715927986
>>715921319
I didn't even bother with TotK - all I saw was a double down on everything I hated about BotW.
Anonymous No.715927682 [Report] >>715927714 >>715927727 >>715927829 >>715927993 >>715930249 >>715943249 >>715946908 >>715957693
This is your new Princess Zelda.

Say something nice to her.
Anonymous No.715927714 [Report]
>>715927682
Well, at least we didn't wind up with the tranny.
Anonymous No.715927727 [Report]
>>715927682
At least she's actually a woman and the correct color.
Anonymous No.715927802 [Report]
>>715927297
Bot post.
Anonymous No.715927829 [Report]
>>715927682
3D pig not that disgusting I guess.
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Anonymous No.715927986 [Report]
>>715927669
That is true, but everything it double-downed on is closer to True Zelda than it felt in BotW. Both the story has a bit more "moments" and an extra 5th dungeon that kinda feels like a Tower of the Gods thing, and a lot of the caves has more of a level-design to them that really gave me the missing feeling of "dungeons, but inside the open world".

but it is true. There are still 154 Shrines, 999 additional Korok Seeds, there's now people with signs that have to be fixed everywhere, 54 Caves and yeah it really just feels like an Ubisoft game now.
Anonymous No.715927993 [Report]
>>715927682
I'll wait until we see her in the full princess dress and hear her dialog before I make a judgment.
Anonymous No.715928097 [Report] >>715928490 >>715928924 >>715929841
>>715921319
It wasn't worth the 6 year wait. Also the underground sucked.
Anonymous No.715928490 [Report] >>715929360
>>715928097
I would say it was a decent game, great even, but yeah it didn't have the "wow" factor that BotW had.

TotK felt like a very big expansion pack/upgrade with an amazing Ganondorf fight.
Anonymous No.715928924 [Report]
>>715928097
Hard to refute. But for me, not really enjoying BotW because it always felt like a "...that's it? That's ALL there is here?" kind of experience to me, I somehow really enjoyed TotK and fully completed it minus Korok Seeds in 215 hours, from May to mid-July back when it released.

It's also a game you can pretty satisfyingly map out for yourself as a "linear campaign" (I mean you could in BotW too in a sense) so by memorizing the patterns inside Forgotten Temple, you can really just go clockwise on them and it gives you Memory #1 - Memory #16 and IIRC a pretty good indication of the order of main dungeons.

It gave me a great way to pace the game between a bit of open world meander-slop, and getting nice discoveries as part of that, and then taking on the "story" beats and dungeons along the way. It did create some magical moments for me.

I somehow missed that Gloom Hands (the new Guardians basically) spawn a Phantom Ganon if you take all of the hands out for most of the game. So when I had to cleanse the Deku Tree from underground it spawns a lot of Gloom Hands, and this felt like a game having its "moment" that introduces Phantom Ganon midway through the game to me, much like how Wind Waker has him appear when you go back to Forsaken Fortress for the first time.

And there's also the "Finding Zelda" mid-plot that takes you back to Hyrule Castle and has a bit of an extra-story event in the middle of the game. It was just kind of nice, but for sure exhausting the more shrines and crap I cleared along the way. I also regret fully mapping the Depths. Holy shit that was pointless and it still looks like utter shit down there.

But I had a decent "pacing" through its content without exhausting too much too soon, so it really did culminate epically with the ending setpieces, and I came out thinking "that is FOR SURE better than BotW".

It's the same dichotomy as Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. Two other B-tier Zeldas.
Anonymous No.715929360 [Report] >>715929872
>>715928490
>I would say it was a decent game, great even, but yeah it didn't have the "wow" factor that BotW had.
I barely understand whenever people keep saying this. It might be because I downloaded the game on my Wii U and played it as a "late-gen" title while others were simultaneously impressed by the Nintendo Switch and felt some arbitrary "magic" because of it.

I totally get that the Open World was unprecedented for Zelda, and that even compared to Ubislop or even Skyrim, they'd done this Open World in a way that was kind of technically impressive, but honestly, that's about it. It's not as if I hadn't seen what an Open World sandbox looked like before. And as soon as I saw FUCKING TOWERS in Zelda, and the way BotW really emphasizes it as the premise of the game with a huge cutscene showing the "majesticness" of them, I really really wasn't that impressed with it back in 2017. I wasn't thinking "holy shit how did Nintendo do it?" I was just thinking "EVEN NINTENDO is guilty of copying this shitty formula now."

I kinda couldn't believe it. Zelda had been my escape from the thoughtlessness of AAA converging all fucking genres into just "Third Person Ubislop" or a "Third Person Shooter" the whole Xbox 360/PS3 era, and when Skyward Sword shipped, like, I recognized it wasn't as good as Wind Waker or other 3D Zeldas, but it was still SO unique from all the "slop" coming out of the AAA space that it was an easy 2011 GOTY for me back then.

Playing BotW was after having played Far Cry 3, Assassin's Creed 2 and Skyrim already, YEARS AGO. So all I felt was this "You're doing THIS now?"

I still don't really get it. Maybe there's an initial peace to its world. It's enjoyable, I get that. But compositionally, and just in its larger scope, BotW is an empty game of Nintendo being way too proud of making their own Open World. They just forgot to put shit in it. It's Shrines, Korok Seeds, and the rest of the game is built entirely around looping you between those.
Anonymous No.715929665 [Report] >>715934268
Anyway, have a pregnant fish.
Anonymous No.715929697 [Report] >>715929765 >>715929928 >>715929929 >>715930082
zelda girls threads used to be vehemently anti-princess zelda. what the fuck happened
Anonymous No.715929765 [Report]
>>715929697
You can be anti-Zelda, it's up to you, post some Malon, idgaf
Anonymous No.715929841 [Report]
>>715928097
Mineru was basically the only thing I liked from the story, they even managed to fuck up Ganondorf somehow. And even then she was sidelined despite having such a weirdly prominent role in the final cutscene.
Anonymous No.715929872 [Report] >>715929991
>>715929360
You should really play Echoes of Wisdom.
Anonymous No.715929928 [Report]
>>715929697
It was just one autistic shitposter, don't invoke him.
Anonymous No.715929929 [Report]
>>715929697
That was just a precaution against a certain you-know-who, in theory there's no issue with Zelda so long as the thread doesn't devolve into shipping spam. I like Tetra a lot and she's technically a Zelda.
Anonymous No.715929942 [Report] >>715930027
>"Ugh...Link is wishing on the Triforce again...
Anonymous No.715929991 [Report] >>715930174
>>715929872
I'm excited to resume it after I'm done finding the "Zelda Notes" voice clips in my Switch 2 run of BotW and my 100% save of TotK.
I know the timeline doesn't fucking exist, but I'm still interested in how it could potentially match up as a post-Wind Waker game. There's a voice clip of Zelda mentioning a place that used to be under a "great ocean". Idk who Nintendo had write the Zelda Notes dialogue. It could just be some japanese fanon mobile dev, but assuming it's a person from Aonuma's staff, it is very interesting to get a bit more context to all the unexplained locations in BotW.
Anonymous No.715930027 [Report]
>>715929942
>Sloshing sounds
Anonymous No.715930082 [Report]
>>715929697
Don't wanna
Anonymous No.715930174 [Report] >>715930302 >>715930658
>>715929991
The Wild Era games are so distant into the future you could put them anywhere.

Echoes of Wisdom is clearly set after Link to the Past and actually involves the Golden Goddesses and adds more context to the creation of Hyrule.

They haven't abandoned the timeline or the lore.
Anonymous No.715930196 [Report] >>715954634
BRING HER BACK
Anonymous No.715930249 [Report]
>>715927682
At least you're not a tranny
Anonymous No.715930302 [Report]
>>715930174
The original trio showing up in EoW was a nice surprise.
Anonymous No.715930658 [Report]
>>715930174
I know it takes place so ridiculously far ahead that it barely matters, and there could just be some "multiverse" type explanation binding all points of the timeline together into the same continuum. Like how there's clearly this place in BotW that has Lon Lon Ranch's layout from Ocarina of Time, but it's not as if anywhere else looks like it matches that geometry, so it's almost too perfectly retained for something supposedly THAT old, even if all the houses are missing. At that point it's just an easter egg obviously, but those points feel like they're really connected.

Of course, Tears of the Kingdom explained half of what we thought were Skyward Sword connections to be the "Nu-Hyrule Founding" artifacts. But they also didn't explain if the Nu-Hyrule founding took place before Skyward Sword or just really far back in the really far future set after everything else. ( I think it's the latter )

The theme of TotK is an Ouroboros, the idea that the beginning loops back to the ending in a time paradoxial way, the "eternal return". That is related to Zelda being the dragon in the game connecting past to present withint TotK as a self-contained narrative, but I also wonder if they meant to suggest that there is something in Zelda-lore, that happens way into the future, which somehow caused Skyward Sword's history to happen, so that the whole timeline is in this weird time paradox, and the reason why everything converges is because of that paradox.

I don't think Nintendo has thought it out in any detail, but I do think they drifted ideas like these, and at least used big words like "The gods from Ocarina of Time were actually just highly advanced Shiekah in the future! The Triforce is nanotechnology!" lol

At least, in Fujibayashi's tenure with Zelda it seems as if he 'loves' to imply that the mystical past was actually just a technologically advanced precursor civilization that obviously look godlike to us.

I kinda hate it but shit.
Anonymous No.715930727 [Report] >>715930836 >>715944501
>>715921159 (OP)
/v/:
>jews are poisoning our minds! they're all behind the degenerate porn sites!
Also /v/:
>spams coomer threads 24/7!!
Anonymous No.715930769 [Report] >>715930823 >>715931802
Anonymous No.715930823 [Report]
>>715930769
Not gonna lie I did think that subrosan girl was cute
Anonymous No.715930836 [Report]
>>715930727
Hey Janny could you clean this up, I think he's lost.
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Anonymous No.715931020 [Report] >>715931213 >>715931274 >>715932104
>zelda girls thread
>90% zelda
what a waste of a thread
Anonymous No.715931213 [Report] >>715934837
>>715931020
Anonymous No.715931274 [Report]
>>715931020
Post some other girls then dude, only one stoping you is you.
Anonymous No.715931769 [Report] >>715932103
Anonymous No.715931802 [Report]
>>715930769
Anonymous No.715932103 [Report]
>>715931769
>Gives you crazy bedroom eyes
>Gives you her peoples' most prized possession as wedding dowry while not asking anything of you in turn
>Shows up 7 years later wondering where her hubby's been but is still eager to get right back into things
Were I not a Malonfag, I would surely be a Rutofag
Anonymous No.715932104 [Report] >>715932328
>>715931020
Zelda was in the OP. It was doomed from the start.
Anonymous No.715932119 [Report]
>>715925494
>>715925585
>>715926157
>>715926185
It was a nice surprise to see someone that's not me post Kina in these threads
You're very based anons
Anonymous No.715932328 [Report]
>>715932104
Bro, you're welcome to post whatever girl you like.
Anonymous No.715932537 [Report] >>715932717 >>715932784 >>715966456
>"Mweep, mweep, all of Hyrule's water flows through my ass and pussy."
Anonymous No.715932717 [Report] >>715966456
>>715932537
I like to think that when Hyrule brought the Zora in as a subject people, this was like the last act of defiance the Zora did.
>Yes Hylians, you may drink from our rivers, but only after their waters have passed under OUR KING'S ASS AND BALLS!
Anonymous No.715932784 [Report]
>>715932537
I need art of Link standing next to her honestly, being like normal sized.
Anonymous No.715933231 [Report] >>715933358 >>715954853
>Zelda License got immediately sniped by Sony

I know that Nintendo is tard wrangling but why waste resources on a goddamn live action when something like 13 ep anime would be far cheaper and easier to market?
Anonymous No.715933358 [Report] >>715934356
>>715933231
I like how pretty much everyone is wondering why the fuck they didn't make it animated. Even total normalfags.
Anonymous No.715934059 [Report]
>>715921319
>TOTK Made traversal worse since you can now fly over everything
>Guardians no longer present or replaced by a new enemy type. The perfect open world enemy that can attack you from just about anywhere and deals major damage. Gloom Hands are cucked by a slight bit of wall and a non issue.
>Dungeons are worse than the beasts, because even the beasts didn't let you climb the walls, making everything else pointless. The only good dungeon was the Desert Temple with Queen Gibdo.
>Locations that once had one time special, memorable area quests like Eventide, Dark Woods, Lost Woods, The Dragon fight with Nydra, Thunder Plateau, etc, are now all replaced with enemy camps or nothing at all.
>Instead of adding good content, they decided to invert the map and create an overworld that's pointless, unless you want to grind to have the privilege to use the shitty zonai contraptions.
>Pants on head retarded story that was written and outsourced to mobile game writers. Breaks if you look into it at all. Every Zelda game before had a great, serviceable story, like the person who wrote it actually cared
>Enemies all reused from BOTW, but with 1 added horn attack, no new weapon types, so every fight is practically the same as it was before. Every new enemy dies by shooting x something at it in 1 shot, it's a joke. Gibdos don't even scream, instead they have the most flaccid swipe ever.
>Fuse is just a worse version of BOTWs system, picking up a weapon in BOTW was equal to a fully fused weapon and this new system is time wasting, for no good reason. Instead of adding Dungeon Items for new gameplay or new weapon types, they gave you junk to slap onto your sword, which are ALL modifiers from BOTW, even shit like the mushroom having knockback is just Kiltons Spring Hammer from BOTW.
TOTK and EOW are the most shit Zelda games I've ever played. The series is dead.
Anonymous No.715934268 [Report] >>715934313 >>715934590
>>715929665
why would zelda be pissed? link is literally married to ruto
>it isn't link
well fuck me I gues

>fish
>showing chemicals present only on live birth moms
hm
Anonymous No.715934313 [Report] >>715934493
>>715934268
Fish pregnant, she not pregnant
Anonymous No.715934356 [Report]
>>715933358
Hollywood have massive disdain for animation in general, specially anything outside of disney and even disney itself get some scrutiny.
Anonymous No.715934440 [Report]
I need more Shekiah women, specifically Purah and Paya, others are welcome.
Anonymous No.715934493 [Report] >>715934539
>>715934313
yeah but pregnancy tests check for placenta chemicals, she ain't dumping eggs.
Anonymous No.715934539 [Report]
>>715934493
Zora can carry live children if it's by a Hylian
Anonymous No.715934590 [Report]
>>715934268
Zora pregnancy test designed to show egg casing formation, please understand.
Anonymous No.715934837 [Report]
>>715931213
This is why I like Zelda. Unless she gets suckerpunched and quickly imprisoned/knocked out, she is actually willing and able to fight.
Anonymous No.715934985 [Report] >>715936563
NEED
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Anonymous No.715936563 [Report] >>715941404
>>715934985
Every white man deserves a brown tomboy wife.
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3rd World Thread
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>>715937461
Anonymous No.715937839 [Report] >>715938204 >>715938668
>>715925869
EoW was kind of nice, even if it was piss easy.
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>>715937839
I thought it was cute, and it runs really well on my Switch 2.
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>>715937839
>EoW was kind of nice
That's all I needed from it honestly.
It was a fun game I had time to play. Plus it reminded me of Scribblenauts.
Anonymous No.715938896 [Report] >>715947625
I love Midna!
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>>715921319
i agree! i really enjoyed totk. clicked with me better than botw did. sex with purah
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>>715939463
Purah really should have let Impa get deaged.
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>>715940564
I wish they looked like that, they're big ugly fat bitches
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Anonymous No.715940704 [Report] >>715940768 >>715966654
I want the next Zelda to be announced just so we can finally leave BOTK behind. An 'era' of Zelda should never last as long as this one has.
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>>715940704
It'll be BOTW 2
>the paws finger closes
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>>715940564
giwtwm
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>>715940768
Well I want to see a second 3D nu-Zelda before I write the open air formula off as abysmal dogshit so that's fine.
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>>715936563
she could be a girly girl, I'm not that picky.
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>>715927682
eh when I see the costume designs then maybe I'll say something when a trailer drops but it's too early to say anything significant.
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>>715943483
I said I love lon long milkers!!
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>>715940832
>no pubes
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>>715921598
These Zeldas smell bad (good)
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Anonymous No.715944334 [Report] >>715944682
>men only want one thing and it's fucking pure
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>>715930727
I'm just here for the cute pictures.
Anonymous No.715944682 [Report] >>715944831
>>715944334
Literal seconds before nap time
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>>715944682
>morning sleepyhead
anon please...
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>>715944831
WW Link is the type to get all wrapped around Tetra as they sleep so she has no choice but to snuggle or else wake him up
Anonymous No.715945713 [Report] >>715959968
>>715945591
Yeah absolutely but she'd enjoy it albeit in a tsundare but sweet way.
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https://youtu.be/3U5VVYYF6fw?si=7htGyljMiX8adE-q
It hurts
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>>715921319
I like it cuz I get to play as Linkle.
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>>715927682
I like that she's actually English, so we don't have to deal with that shoddy fake accent.
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Anonymous No.715947091 [Report] >>715947236
Cheki!
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>>715947091
Purah my beloved.
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>>715947276
She pees out of that pussy
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>>715947276
>>715944251
>>715938896
which zelda girl do I jerk off to
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>>715947625
Hena
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>>715948117
Anonymous No.715948376 [Report] >>715948426 >>715957050 >>715957050
>>715948158
Anonymous No.715948426 [Report] >>715948595 >>715957050
>>715948376
Anonymous No.715948595 [Report] >>715949016
>>715948426
whoa, Tetra's a nigger
Anonymous No.715948701 [Report] >>715948978
Zelinktranny thread
Anonymous No.715948978 [Report] >>715963081 >>715972702
>>715948701
you can't just add the word tranny to whatever you dislike
Anonymous No.715949016 [Report] >>715950898 >>715951021
>>715948595
Makes more sense than her magically becoming white because some old fuck put a triangle inside another triangle in front of her.
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Anonymous No.715950898 [Report] >>715951127 >>715952584
>>715949016
She was always white, the brownness was the disguise you retard.
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>>715949016
a lot of people became white once some old fuck put a cross inside a circle in front of them
Anonymous No.715951127 [Report] >>715952584
>>715950898
Disguise? This isn't some Sheik situation, man. Tetra had no idea she was even a princess by birth, and her mum was also a pirate.
Anonymous No.715952584 [Report] >>715953043 >>715969441 >>715969519
>>715950898
>>715951127
the triforce changes her form to that of a hylian princess, as if she wasn't born a brownoid pirate
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medli supremacy
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>>715921319
Both are terrible, I can't rate one over the other. TotK expands slightly on mechanics, but loses points for being so overly derivative. I think TotK was ultimately slightly better, but both games are so far below the rest of the series (aside from SS), that it doesn't really matter.
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>>715952584
>as if she wasn't born a brownoid pirate
She wasn't, she's tanned from the sun.
Anonymous No.715953148 [Report] >>715953198 >>715953203
>>715953043
and link isn't?
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>>715953148
Link lives on an island in a house, the pirates are in the sun all day.
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>>715953148
nor were more than half of her crew
Anonymous No.715953241 [Report] >>715953319
>>715953198
on a tiny island, under the sun all day
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>>715953241
The mechanics of why island dwellers are generally pale while the pirates are swarthy are a matter of creative liberty.
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Total zelda girl breeding
BIG happy families
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Anonymous No.715954551 [Report] >>715959545 >>715970624
>>715921319
BotW has a better atmosphere. That game really feels like you are surviving out in an unforgiving land whereas totk feels like a wacky sandbox
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>>715930196
BRING BACK THE SEX GOBLIN!!
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>>715933231
They are making it for the western market. Even if it is a complete disaster, they can go "it's just something for Americans", shrug and continue.
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>>715940443
canonical huge tits
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>>715927272
i love that one oot gerudo with the shoulder length ginger hair
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>>715922626
you got that background image on hand? haven't been able to find it for a while
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all the obscure girls deserve more art.
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>>715948117
>>715948158
>>715948376
>>715948376
>>715948426

Don't post this Tumblr garbage.
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>>715927682
Cute, would breed
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>>715940832
Oi I remember when this artist was around.
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>>715954551
but totk looks better
Anonymous No.715959860 [Report] >>715960316
>>715941404
Tomboys in dresses are the best.
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>>715945713
Tetra is the kind of girl that when you wake up with morning wood and want her to help with it, she acts all annoyed and resigned even though she's just as horny
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>>715959860
i might sloppa some
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>>715927272
based
>>715955480
i like the one at the gate with the crazy spikey bed hair
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>>715944251
Riju is actually too fucking adorable
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>>715948978
Don't respond to him, he's been posting bait all night, and thankfully nobody as really bitten it.
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>>715955761
NTA but it was likely from Theme Plaza, which as of the 16th of July no-longer allows either NSFW content or content considered "sketchy" which includes ass shots like that one, you can thank British law for that one.
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>>715921319
I do agree, but a huge problem was that the map was half already explored. There weren't enough differences on the overworld to make exploring it feel truly fresh. It's an objectively better game, but there are a couple of points it loses because of that
Anonymous No.715964986 [Report] >>715965512
>tfw only have eyes for the jewelry shop gerudo
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>>715964986
>that one lady that tells you she sleeps nude with only her jewelry on
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>>715921319
>TotK did everything BotW also did but better
Anon... that's a nice thing to say IF it's a completely separate game and developer ("spiritual successor"). But not if it's a sequel, where it's actually a huge criticism.
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>>715932537
>>715932717
There’s another river that feeds into Lake Hylia from the west that separates Gerudo Valley from Hyrule Field. Quit being Redditors and repeating embarrassing recycled jokes.
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>>715940704
Gotta get through Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment (and its DLC) first.
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>>715950925
Best girl
Anonymous No.715967061 [Report] >>715967354 >>715967412
Linkle gallops her way back to relevancy!
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>>715967061
She can gallop on me!
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>>715967061
I could beat her in a sex fight
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>>715952584
Well that's fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.715969519 [Report] >>715970205
>>715952584
>>715969441
Sorry friends, but the Sacred Realm is white only.
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Anonymous No.715970205 [Report] >>715970301
>>715969519
Oh, thank Lord Ronald Reagan for that!
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>>715966456
Anon the joke is old and recycled, but it predates the existence of reddit by like a full decade. It's more like continuing to claim that Mew's under the truck.
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>>715970205
Why do you think the triforce split in pieces, Gandolf stepped in and the Goddesses got a code black
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>>715954551
Hate to dispell the magic for you, but they're both just "wacky sandboxes" at the end of the day.
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>>715967934
Marriage to blue
You KNOW she a freak that hides it
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>>715948978
It's literally a Zelinktranny thread. >>715921593