Rank them!

What the fuck am I even looking at

From the pre-release stuff, I would have said the zebra is sexiest, but I need to see more of the snake

My friend told me there was a Crocodile form but I think he’s just retarded because that’s a Snake.

>>715924536 (OP)
Should have just been the first one. I don’t like the others.

Zebra and Elephant have the best music but basic monke form is the most fun

>>715924536 (OP)
Nintendo has been crazy with the nothing inspired soulless concepts lately

The big monke saw the most use in my playthrough.
Zebra is the most useless.
Birb is useless too except for the final boss fight.
Elephant is retarded and op.
>snek is kind of useless too.

>>715924810
Update: don't like the snake one. I don't like any of them with long necks, and I don't like that the lower half is actual snake. So the zebra form remains the most fuckable.

>>715925370
don’t sleep on the powerful elephant

These are just sunshine’s nozzles when you think about it

The music for all of them is so catchy

>>715924536 (OP)
I don't get it

The scat singing is so good lol

>>715924536 (OP)
Nintendo won't get away with these blatant racial caricatures.

>>715924536 (OP)
The banaza gimmick is the thing I like the least about the game. It just seems pointless and useless.

>>715924804
Kek

Did this game have to be about DK or could it have been a new IP?

>>715925756
Kind of. I only activated it when it was needed for certain. Didn’t bother otherwise

>>715925959
Donkey Kong Nuts and Bolts would not have sold with a different IP

Bananza and odyssey make me think the 3d mario team just wants to make a banjo kazooie game, they already made dk way more like banjo in terms of design, the pants, and the little red girl riding on his back

>>715924536 (OP)
I dont like them, the designs looks like bad yugioh cards.

design wise? I really like the snake.

>>715926289
someone in another thread said the game felt like it was made by people who grew up with rare and i agree. it shows.

>>715924536 (OP)
what happened to animal friends?
why is dk transforming now?

Zebra
ZEBRAAA
ZEBRAAAA
ZEBRAAAAA
(zebra zebra zebra)

>>715926936
animal friends are around in the game, and the kongs transforming into animals has been a thing since DKC2 with the animal barrels

>>715924536 (OP)
This looks like some Dreamworks animated slop what the fuck happened to Nintendo?

>>715924536 (OP)
Frankly, I am not really a fan of any of them.
>Kong
Just get bigger and able to punch through concrete. Nothing really unique or special or interesting.
>Ostrich
Probably the best one because it allows you to cheese a lot of bananas and flying is generally useful.
>Zebra
Pointless. Literally only useful because they made stupid terrain that you fall through if you don't use it. Feels completely artificial
>Elephant
Why? Why did they make one whose entire gimmick is sucking stuff up but DOESN'T spit it out? You just pull out chunks like normal. If it made it so your trunk was like a gun after sucking stuff up it could have been cool.
>Snake
Feels like SHIT to control thanks to its slow as fuck walk. The charged jump doesn't feel very smooth. Slowdown feels random and is mostly used for a few challenges.

Overall a disappointing gimmick that doesn't feel like it opens up the game's sandbox. Most of them feel like they're designed for the level you get them and then in certain specific sections. Only the Kong and Ostrich felt generally useful, with the Snake occasionally cheesing puzzles. Elephant and Zebra are total fails.

>>715927069
so they look like rare designs? mission accomplished

>>715924536 (OP)
For me it's Poppy

They look like Zeno Clash characters

>>715924536 (OP)
This shit is drag queen levels of homosexual.

>>715927245
They look nothing like Rare, they look like some Zootopia shit completely out of place in the game. DK's redesign does not look like Dreamworks shit for example.

>>715926098
Is it even selling with this IP?

>8 years for this
hard to believe tbqh. I’m sure they could’ve come up with a way better solution that’s actually fun and intuitive

>>715924536 (OP)
Why is this game so zesty?

>>715925959
Literally Wario fit better.

>>715927643
like: charging an attack morphs dk into the big monke for a little while, sprinting morphs him into the zebra, holding jump morphs him into the snake, pressing jump while airborne morphs him into the bird.
Or whatever idk

>elephant
Do I have to listen to whiny vacuum cleaner noise while sucking?

>>715927035
Based

>>715924536 (OP)
Elephant>Kong>{power gap}Zebra>Bird>{dogshit}>Snake

Zebra is also not very useful but moving inherently fast is more fun than the others also zebras music is better than the others. ostrich does sound like a retro anime ost though but its a bit too obnoxious.