Is there a game you've never actually played yourself, but you still feel very familiar with the setting and characters because you've watched so much porn of it? Like, I've never played FF7, but I've consumed so much Tifa and Cloud porn I'm pretty sure I could piece together the plot

>>715926512 (OP)
>I'm pretty sure I could piece together the plot
then fucking do it, it's the only interesting part of your dumb-ass thread and you left it out

>>715926512 (OP)
guhhh

>>715926512 (OP)
Darkstalkers. I want to fuck the cat.

>>715926512 (OP)
Kill yourself cumbrain tranny.

>>715926571
He can't and will just paraphrase some summary he reads.

>>715926512 (OP)
I have never played a single minute of Overwatch 1 nor 2 and I'm very familiar with some of their characters

Bless that fucking pose

>>715926571
>Science company named Shinra discovers an alien called Jenova
>Shinra scientist (Hojo?) uses Jenova's DNA to create Sephiroth
>Sephiroth serves in Shinra's PMC, SOLDIER, with Cloud
>Sephiroth learns the truth of his origins and wants to become a god and remake the world in his image
>Sephiroth burns down his (and Cloud's?) hometown Nibelheim
>Cloud joins an anti-Shinra terrorist group called AVALANCE and meets Barret and Tifa (they subsequently have many blacked threesomes)
>Sephiroth kills Aerith
>uhhh and I guess Cloud beats Sephiroth and saved the day
>Tifa gets railed by Samus Aran's futacock
How did I do?

>>715926512 (OP)
Built for Big Barret Cock

>>715926892
Based

>>715926892
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>715926886
>no mention of yuffie
your porn-fu is embarrassing

>>715926716
Have you seen the shorts? That's pretty much as far as Overwatch's "story" goes

>>715927030
Not my type

>>715926512 (OP)
ass

>>715926886
Pretty fucking bad man.

>>715927289
Go fuck yourself

>>715926512 (OP)
>but I've consumed so much Tifa and Cloud porn
I prefer Tifa on Red XIII, got a folder dedicated to it

>>715927345
You asked.

>>715927152
ah now i get it, when you said "tifa and cloud porn" you should have mentioned you were more into cloud than tifa

>>715926512 (OP)
Any semipopular gacha.

Coomers are fucking faggots and trannies and should leave or kys.

if a guy trips and falls on tifa while she's in that position, it would snap her spine in half btw

>>715927636
>faggots
it depends on what you coom for

>>715927687
i would snap her spine in half and i don't mean by tripping on her

>>715927765
Wtf, psycho

>>715926512 (OP)
Genshin Impact. I want to COOM in LOOM

>>715927742
No. You touch a dick every day and probably also watch other people have sex. You let drawings or real people hold power over you. You are mentally weak. It's all gay shit because it's not something a self-respecting man would do.

>>715927852
can't a man enjoy some toblerone without being judged anymore?

>>715926512 (OP)
No

>>715927945
You also touch a dick every day, whenever you piss

>>715927890
I want to impregnate

>>715926512 (OP)
>Character known for decades for her massive boobs
>Suddenly nigger ass
Why are americans so obsessed with asses?

>>715928235
Asses are simply better than boobs. They're bigger. You can actually fuck an ass. Titfucking is lame

>>715928307
Boobs are just fake asses

>>715928307
Brown hands typed thi-
>Anal
Definitely brown hands

>>715928521
faggot hands typed yours

>>715928521
I didn't mean anal. I just meant doggystyle

>>715928521
Only white people do anal though

>>715928235
because we worship women and liking boobs is unfair to them as not every woman can have nice tits. however at least some approximation of a nice ass can be gained through either time at the gym or becoming obese. thus, the posterior has been deemed what is safer and more ethical for men to lust after.
conveniently this is also inclusive for gays, who are valued by our pharmaceutical industry as they need medications to prevent AIDS in order to have sex with each other.

>>715928235
>>715929123
Conveniently this is also inclusive for blacks, who are known for liking big asses so having these women having exactly their favorite taste helps them integrate into the community

>>715929123
Asses are just aesthetically more appealing. They're bigger and the cheeks are closer together. Tits are small and there's an awkward gap between them. Plus asses immediately connect to the thighs and the pussy. All of the action is there. Tits connect to... your collar bones?

>>715926886
this is like, the basic setup of the story that's revealed within the first 5 hours + aerith dies
i feel like anyone on /v/ would know most of this just from basic cultural osmosis

>>715926512 (OP)
I still dont know assumis class.

>>715926512 (OP)
/v/:
>jews are poisoning our minds! they're all behind the degenerate porn sites!
Also /v/:
>spams coomer threads 24/7

>>715930413
3DPD porn is degenerate, gooner 2D porn isn't, simple as. Problem, morality officer?

>>715926512 (OP)
The blacked pose is so fucking cringe, it looks retarded

>>715931756
Why the fuck do you call it the "blacked" pose? It's called the Jack-O pose

>>715926512 (OP)
I never played Fire Emblem 3 Houses but I read alot of fanfictions of it

>>715931860
Idk, isn't that just what it is? It doesn't even look like a jack o lantern. Maybe if she wore orange or something

>>715932017
It comes from a Guilty Gear character named Jack-O

>>715932118
Right because some video game bimbo is the first female to ever bend over. My sister was doing that before you even knew how to tie your shoes

>>715932228
Your sister was doing the "blacked" pose? Erm, Anon...?

>>715932295
Luckily she was doing it before "blacked" was even a brand. So I think it doesn't count

>>715926512 (OP)
what a lovely set of cheeks

>>715932228
Pretty sure the Jack-O pose is almost physically impossible. It's like the downward dog yoga pose, except your chin is touching the ground. You'd have to be a contortionist to pull that shit off

nope. if I don't care about a game/character then I don't really have interest in porn of it

>>715932228
>>715932295
holy based

>>715926512 (OP)
I've got porn of characters from games I've never played. I'll try to guess the franchise's story.

>Krystal, fox & wolf from starfox
Fox and and his animal buddies are in some furry spaceforce. And they're trying to capture the big-bad criminal Wolf? And Krystal gets stranded on a jungle planet idk?

>striped fox guy and fox girl from ratchet&clank
Some kid (fox guy) tries to reunite a baby alien robot with its robot parents on their home world? And he fucks the fox girl.

>dinosaurs from Ark (I'm a monsterfucker)
Some guy gets stranded on an island that has dinosaurs, probably from a plane crash. That's it. He's just by himself on some island full of dinosaurs, trying to survive.