>Mario Kart: The Crew, Forza Horizon
>Zelda: Minecraft, with breakable weapons, survival mechanics and periodic "chill ambiance music"
>Donkey Kong: Minecraft, but if it was more like a linear campaign you went through
>Animal Crossing: Minecraft, where you stack up your resources to craft items in the workbench, oh and your tools also break now.
It seems that Nintendo became aware that they'll miss the child audience if they never pivot to what they're playing now, and they've sacrificed each and every franchise to become something that's less unique, and more similar to something popular not made by Nintendo.
How do we feel about Nutendo, /v/?

>Why aren't these games designed for 5 year olds hard anymore?
The only good thing about this thead is that if you're posting here you're not talking to women

>>715929776 (OP)
Anybody else liking Donkey Kong: Tears of the Kingdom so far?

>>715930048
It has the same shitty sandpapered washed out look that games like Suicide Squad had. It makes me suspicious that a lot of women worked on it.

>>715930048
Wasn't there a Patrick star game last year that was also practically tears of the kingdom?

>AIDSrio Shart
Too bad they forgot to include breakable karts, and also locking the system from faggots who try evading the blue shell with the rewind method out of spite