Back in my day, even games for children were challenging

DK Bananza is so fucking easy compared to any Nintendo game I've played. Even fucking Kirby was harder than this slop

>>715934604 (OP)
this looks really bad

>>715934604 (OP)
why are you playing games made for children? grow up already.

Hey mods why don't you do your fucking job for once in your pathetic lives and get this retarded spam off the board
Fucking retards I swear to god a monkey could do a better job than you useless faggots

>>715934604 (OP)
The game's already out, there must be more than two webms to shitpost with at this point. Put some effort in.

>Hey mods why don't you do your fucking job for once in your pathetic lives and get this retarded spam off the board
Fucking retards I swear to god a monkey could do a better job than you useless faggots

I don't feel I "get" this game?

Like I'm not really enjoying it?

WHY ISN'T MY KIDS GAME HARD?
NINTENDO? NINTENDO???
HELLOOO? HOW CAN I ACTIVATE GUNZ MODE?

>>715936102
bot reply

Get new webms retard

>>715936102
saying something is for kids has never been a valid defense for it being shit.
kids deserve better than this slop.

>>715934604 (OP)
>Even fucking Kirby was harder than this slop
This is the most snoy shit Ive read all day.
And Im terminally online on /v/.

>>715934604 (OP)
>we have astro bot at home

>>715936221
I did the powerscaling between us and that makes me Malcolm

>>715934604 (OP)
Why did they redesign DK? Why does he look like that? He doesn’t even resemble his old design. He looks like a completely different character. Why did they do this? They could have redesigned him but still kept his essence, he looks like a completely different character now. That’s not donkey Kong

>>715934893
>>715936102
While it is true Nintendo’s target audience is kids old school nintendo games like donkey kong country could still be enjoyable for adults too because they were challenging. That’s why it’s disappointing that dk bananza seems to catered towards children only. I’m having fun with the game but it’s far too easy to be a 10/10.

>>715934604 (OP)
boomer here
I remember renting 7th Saga for a weekend (mistuned snes rpg) and I couldn't get anywhere with it. Neither could any of my friends.. not sure that was better

>>715936102
>why isn't my kids game hard?
This but unironically. I grew up playing SMB3 and World and had a ton of fun learning and getting better at them. I must've beaten the two upside of 50 times combined. I feel bad for kids that get shit like Bananza where they can drool on themselves and win and they never get to have the same experience of finding hidden shit or finally beating something they'd struggled with.

>>715936351
RETARD alert.
Last kirby game had boss fights with actual challenge that required you to learn all their moves and perfect no damage them to earn a waddledee.
Shitters could not get them all because of this.

meanwhile the banaza fights are so fucking short and braindead the bosses barely do anything..
this is the entire grumpy kong fight. you climb up, punch the fuck out of him (he attacks ONCE in the entire fight, and if you get hit by this you're literally retarded) then you punch the fuck out of him for another second and he's dead.

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!!!!

Shitposting aside, I want a serious answer:

Is it possible to tweak the game to be more difficult by just not using your skill points on any health or damage buffs? Can is intentionally leave a bunch of my points unused, or does it force you to use them?

Or even if I can do that, will that just lead to other kinds of balancing issues?

>>715937029
You may as well skip all the bananas too then since unlike Mario/collectathon collectables that are tied to progression, they're pointless here and only serve as exp.
But no the game starts off braindead easy and and gets even easier when you upgrade.
you will gain;
balloons - saves you from a fall
Fruit drink - auto refills your life if it hits 0
Just from playing the game. you don't even need to shop for them. doing just about anything fills your bananza guage too.
so the game will be incredibly easy even if you don't spend skill points.

There are moves like the klonoa jump you can unlock but in 99.9% of situations you don't need it and can just climb up a wall.

>>715934604 (OP)
>Even fucking Kirby was harder than this slop
Nah at least a few things are mildly challenging in Bananza, I don't think I died even once in Kirby

>>715934604 (OP)
What's "back in your day" because Nintendo games started becoming super easy with the N64.

>>715934604 (OP)
ZOMG WHAT IS THAT?!
A-A-A A BANANA?!!!
HOLY ZOINKERS KONG ITS A BANANA WE MUST GET IT RIGHT NOW KONG, GET CLOSE TO IT AND PRESS YOUR PUNCH BUTTON THREE TIME KONG, BUT DON'T PRESS TOO HARD TO NOT GET BLISTERS SWEETIE PIE, WHAT A FIND, A FREAKING BANANA IN A PIPE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

>>715934604 (OP)
Even a 5 year old kid would find this too easy

This game was designed for retarded children

>>715937457
this is mildly challenging? >>715936874

Nothing here even approaches the true arena fights in SSU or Forgoten land.
not to meantion you don't even need to NO HIT bosses in bananza but even if you did they're so much fucking easier than kirby they'd still be a god damn joke.

>>715937681
DKs tranny faces and Pauline's horridly bad anime voice acting makes me think this too.
nintendo has fallen so hard.

>>715937685
You know damn well they're talking about main story Kirby.

>>715937681
So Nintendo fans then?

>>715938002
the boss fights are part of the main story and they're still way harder than the braindead baby slop in bonanza.

>>715935939
no arrow therefore you look like and say that

>>715938306
only way you can think that is because they have more health, and even then, that makes the boss fights even worse considering its a slog to beat them in kirby

>>715938551
just because the fight isn't 3 seconds long like >>715936874 doesn't make it a slog.
There's no boss in kirby that's so braindead it only attacks once (with a long telegraph and the game literally telling you to "look out". nothing is easier than this baby slop.

>>715934604 (OP)
Games were a lot shorter back in your day, they had to be difficult so you didn't beat it quickly

>>715937029
i've managed to skip the ostrich so far, halfway through the level.

>>715937681
Imagine that. So was Odyssey and Wonder.

>>715937029
If you don’t upgrade hearts, you start taking a lot of damage so yeah it helps. I mean, the level design is still pretty easy and there’s only like 2 bosses you’ll have to watch out for if you play like this. The main problem is that you get tons of balloons without trying that much and if you fall off the level, they bring you back. Not at the checkpoint, no. Right where you fell off. And you can’t turn them off, you could waste them all but that’s such a chore.
>>715941414
I’ve skipped the snake, but I’m still in that level so idk if the boss will want me to use it. You can skip the Zebra with the Ostrich.

>>715941839
So the game fucking blows?
Then why is it getting 10/10's?

>>715942307
Because it’s Odyssey 2 and Odyssey got even more 10/10s.
In a lot of ways I like it more than Odyssey but there’s still stuff that pisses me off. Filler layers, just like filler kingdoms, exist. I’m not talking about the smaller ones, but the ones just used for a boss fight or one just used as a split path. This game was in development for so long, every layer should be its own level. There’s still some nothing bananas, but it’s a bit better than it was in Odyssey. Also the bosses are worse than Odyssey, especially the ones in the first three layers that you can one or two-cycle. Also I kinda liked how Odyssey had a bunch of minigames and races with online leaderboards, and this game hasn’t done that so far. On layer 1100 there is a unique racing minigame but I only did it once and then left.

yaaaaaaas discordsisters keep going we are definitely making an impact

>>715936874
You seem to have forgotten to post and talk about the part of the fight before you get to wail on the weakpoint, retard.

>>715942307
>So the game fucking blows?
No, it's pretty amazing. Just kind of easy.

>>715935348
Mods are getting paid to allow the shitpost.

>>715934604 (OP)
>Back in my day, even games for children were challenging
crayon eater detected

>>715934604 (OP)

>>715945428
still doing that shit you faggot?