DRIVING IN MY TRUCK RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI?
HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
ILL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR

>>715940015 (OP)
when the lights like golden stars
and the rumbling from afar
and the engine of a car
seem to get closer

there's something coming towards me
are those headlights can't you see
i'm the one, the deer asgore had struck
don't forget
i got hit by a truck

>>715940015 (OP)
>BMW

>>715942653
I drive a bmw and I can confirm
we drive like this

>>715942680
nah
>successfully passed one driver before crashing
he's way too good to be driving a beemer

>youtube content farm game

>>715940015 (OP)
Is this the thread ? :DDD

>>715940015 (OP)
>wheel still moves while your arms are doing other other things
>rearview mirror doesn't work
my autism can't abide this

>>715940015 (OP)

>>715942653
>>715942680
Black mans wheels. You laugh but that brand is secretly Hitlers revenge.

>>715944598
you have the wrogn kind of audism :DDD

>>715944598
>wheel still moves while your arms are doing other other things
OH SHIT FUCK FUCKING LUIGI-

Dude this webm is so fucking funny and makes me want to merge without looking

>>715940015 (OP)
Damn asgore looks like THAT?

>>715944598
he's steering with his knees. it's a well known beer cigarette combo technique.

can we talk about Deltarune anymore or are all these threads just going to amount to those threads of pepe burning a cigar on jannie's forhead.

>>715940015 (OP)
real footage

>>715940015 (OP)
Hobo Simulator dev issat you?

*Ahem ahem*
I just wanted to say this.
No, toby, I won't play your games, and the reason is plain simple.
I'm a gay man, I enjoy watching, playing, and shipping cute cisgender homosexual couples. Undertale and deltarune, have an OBVIOUS preference for lesbian couples, and this makes me mad, and my dick sad. Toby fox just likes his yuri and it shows, and that's fine for him, but I can't but feel jealous. I just can't get the appealing of watching two women (eugh) pretending they love each other so that they can't have lesbian sex later (which is not even real sex anyways). If I had at least one mayor male romantic interest or shipping then I would glaze over it, but nooooo.
In the first game there's only a minor gay couple, two literally-who characters with identical design. And don't even get me started about the papyrus romance bait. No. I'm sorry, I won't play deltarune.