Thread 715948349

Small changes that would drastically improve a game overnight.

>>715948349 (OP)
using money as an anticheat method. every time you get banned from an online game you have to pay a fee to have the ban lifted. the more times you get banned the higher the fee gets.

>>715948349 (OP)
Silent Hill 3 Heather's skirt and jacket sleeves are slightly shorter.

>>715948349 (OP)
Escape is used as a unified "exit this screen" button across all games ever made.

>>715948349 (OP)
Don't rip off your loyal customers only to bring down the price of the game a few months later.
It's such a stupid business practice.
if I'm the one preordering the game/getting the game around that time when the company actually makes money. I should be considered higher prioritity and second hand buyers should not be able to get what I have for a fraction of the price.

>>715949056
pretty sure you need to solve the ban evasion problem first before you try to do tacky shit like that.

>>715949027
>I should be considered higher prioritity
a higher priority for what? you already have the game

>>715948349 (OP)
Remove PvP from Souls games so comp niggers jump off a roof. Instead invasions are npcs that clone the kit of people nearby in other 'worlds' or whatever and toss them in instead.

>>715949027
stop preordering games retard, problem solved.

>>715948739
how would this counter alts

>>715949056
>brb wife aggro
>I don't have hours of free time each day, games should really consider that grown adults only have like 30 minutes per week to play videogames
>oh man my reflexes have gotten so bad, I wish you could automate some of this parrying/micromanaging mechanics
>RTS games are my jam! I love playing command and conquer games.

>>715950840
make it an ip ban and also block vpns

>>715950610
>>715950826
If im actually helping the company make money and buy the game full price.
Only for that game to drop in price not even half a year later and someone else buys it for a fraction of the price.
It encourages people to NOT buy the game when it comes out. It's fucking retarded as a business practice.

>>715948739
this is the most retarded fucking thing i've heard you retarded faggot

>>715951339
then vote with your wallet and stop preordering

>>715951385
you're just mad because you know it would work.

>>715951423
>Don't preorder a game from a franchise you love
>Watch it die all because everyone else is a broke ass punk socialist and doesn't care
How exactly does that help me?

grappling hooks plus jetpack

>>715951546
Sounds like a QA testers nightmare.

>>715951540
because you don't get ripped off anymore

>>715950840
1 license per account?

>>715951597
But then I don't have anymore of the thing I enjoy.
How does that make sense? You're a moron.

>>715951629
>You're a moron.

>>715948349 (OP)
More strong black women

>>715951629
Trust me, you won't get any more of thing you enjoy even if you get another game. Unless you think enjoy stuff like nu GoW and Saints Row.

>>715951687
No your image is reverse bait.
Your logic even make any sort of business sense.
>Don't buy anything new, buy it all used.
If everyone did that, then the thing I'm trying to support stops being a thing. That's the opposite effect of what outcome I want to happen.

>>715951764
Nu GOW is fine, anyone who wanted the game to be like the older titles is like the people who still listen to Korn.
Korn hasn't been decent in literally decades, you're old and that style does not appeal anymore.

>>715951770
i rather lose the games i love than constantly have to overpay for everything.

>>715948739
I mean... back in the day wouldnt they just ban the cd-key attached to the cheating account? The implication being that you can only get back in by re-buying the game and using another cd-key

>>715952110
>I rather lose what I love
That about sums you up as a person.

>>715952178
yeah, it's like a more modern version of that basically.
>>715952389
sorry i'm not married to gaming companies like you are.

>>715952538
>sorry i'm not married to gaming companies like you are.
Then why use the word love?
We both know why
Because you don't know what that word actually means.

>>715948349 (OP)
Revert the Meet Your Match update

>>715949056
nah if you're talking about this place the solution is pic rel

>>715952686
you're trying too hard.

>>715952793
At what?

>>715952881
fucking your mom.

>>715952921
I see you gave up in actual conversation. Imagine my shock.

>>715952969
>i see you gave up in taking my bait.
yeah.

>>715948349 (OP)
buffing handcannoneers by slightly reducing their cost or their training speed.

>>715953024
Are you retarded? If i was baiting, replying IS taking the bait.
You fucking idiot.

>>715951339
>It encourages people to NOT buy the game when it comes out.
Yeah. And?

I still get the game, just a little later. I just wait for steam sales and pick up whatever I want for 75% off. I don't think I've paid more than $20 for a PC game since the Orange Box.

Thank you for subsidizing my cheap games with your desperate need to pre-order digital copies (are they going to run out? do you know why pre-orders exist in the first place?).

>>715952775
Yeah but that's true for literally everything in life, not just vidya.

>>715953084
says the guy who likes preordering games.

>>715948739
might be the most retarded thing I ever heard

>>715953173
>>715951493

>>715948349 (OP)
China and India are forced to be on their own internet with no way to access the rest of the world's internet.

>>715953096
>>715953146
Just admit you're socialist morons.

>>715953282
u mad?

>>715948349 (OP)
*I lean down and look up*
So you aren't wearing panties..

>>715953323
You think I'd nteract with you leftist pukes if I wanted to be happy?

Every loading tip on competitive team games being "IF YOU GET MAD AT YOUR RANDOMLY ASSIGNED TEAMMATES INSTEAD OF GETTING YOUR OWN CLAN TO PLAY WITH YOU ARE A RETARD"

>>715953516
This doesn't make sense, you're implying people wouldn't just get mad at their clan members.

>>715953516
>Get a clan
>Want to play matches
>No one is on when I am
Oh wow, great idea jack ass.

>>715953569
>>715953613
You don't have to play with a clan but you knew what you were getting yourself into when pressing solo queue. You can only blame yourself at that point so don't waste time screeching at your teammates sucking ass

>>715953729
Wait so by your logic, people are not allowed to be disapointed by the failure and mistakes of their teamates?
Why not? When has it ever been a thing not to grill your team mate when everyone else is doing their best and the other person is lacking ?

>>715953729
In other words don't play the video game to begin with.

>>715948349 (OP)
add Butt Penis at the end of their names
lol
>Apex Legends Butt Penis
Boom, instant Labor of Love 2025 award

>>715948349 (OP)
Remove inventory carry capacity in most games.

>>715954117
So you want games to be easier.

>>715948349 (OP)
Game remembers with monitor it was open last time.
Game just allows the cursor to move outside the game window.

>>715954289
Is your arm that fat you cant just move your cursor that takes a whole wicked millisecond to do?

>>715948349 (OP)
dual wielding shields

>>715954351
You know both of these compound right? A game that opens in the wrong monitor is also unlikely to allow you to grab it and move it because the cursor is locked to the game area. And don't even get me started on games that run on fullscreen but can't remember the monitor and the res they used last.

>>715954535
Oh sorry, I didn't realize we were discussing a 3 second problem.

>>715948349 (OP)
>Small changes that would drastically improve a game overnight.
Game is massively moddable, but it's gameplay enhancing mods and not coomer mods.

>>715952775
Just write EU and US only match making. There are way more retarded countries out there, than those that cannot even connect due to high ping.

>>715950913
>what are dynamic IPs

>>715955102
>you know realize you quoted an underage tech illiterate ESL country anon
give it up, we are the only mid 30 people left on this site

>>715955161
*now

>>715955102
oh yeah. those are thing, for some reason....

>>715953881
Because its a sisyphean task. You think someone screaming BLYYYYAAAAD PUDKA SUKA because we gave up first blood is doing anything other than frying their nervous system?
>>715953942
If you get mad at strangers, yes

>>715948739
go back to dead, lowtax

>>715955291
>If you get mad at strangers, yes
How much of a wuss are you exactly?

>>715955531
Are you a yipping little dog?

Colin > Ryan > Drew > Wayne (not singing) > Greg > Random celeb guests >>>>> woman = Wayne (singing)

>>715953079
love you man
one day hand canoneer bros will have their revenge

>>715955646
<3. i hope we live to see that day.

>>715955604
>Random celeb guest worse than Greg
Robin Williams guest episode is still one of the best ever, get the fuck out of here
Also Greg sucks, Brad is better

>>715955745
I forgot brad, hea below greg

I kept the celeb guest low just for inconsistemcy based on who is was and im not listing them all. robin is great

>>715948739
fpwp

>>715955803
Yeah I'm half joking, most of the celeb guest sucks
Other than Robin Williams there's that Richard Simmons episode I guess

>>715955867
>>715951493

>>715950840
IP ban
Hardware ban
Verified phone number required
Credit card number ban.

Make the fucker build a new PC, buy a new phone and open a new bank account every time as punishment for cheating

>>715955932
this, minus the phone number.

>>715955576
Whoa anon, don't get so upset with strangers!

>>715948739
>Combating cheaters like this
Cum on, here's a better, radical idea: Devs now have a legal power to doxx your ass if you're caught cheating/hacking. Leave the justice to lynching mob

Removing snipers. You can improve every single multiplayer game with this.

>>715956174
People should literally be attacked over a video game? Are you fucking retarded?

>>715954139
I hope you get cancer and die within the next 6 months.

>>715956108
I come to /v/ to get upset at strangers