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Anonymous No.715948349 [Report] >>715948739 >>715948812 >>715948892 >>715949027 >>715950820 >>715951718 >>715952775 >>715953079 >>715953275 >>715953382 >>715953948 >>715954027 >>715954117 >>715954289 >>715954438 >>715955007
Small changes that would drastically improve a game overnight.
Anonymous No.715948739 [Report] >>715950840 >>715951385 >>715952178 >>715953173 >>715955360 >>715955867 >>715956174
>>715948349 (OP)
using money as an anticheat method. every time you get banned from an online game you have to pay a fee to have the ban lifted. the more times you get banned the higher the fee gets.
Anonymous No.715948812 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
Silent Hill 3 Heather's skirt and jacket sleeves are slightly shorter.
Anonymous No.715948892 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
Escape is used as a unified "exit this screen" button across all games ever made.
Anonymous No.715949027 [Report] >>715950610 >>715950826
>>715948349 (OP)
Don't rip off your loyal customers only to bring down the price of the game a few months later.
It's such a stupid business practice.
if I'm the one preordering the game/getting the game around that time when the company actually makes money. I should be considered higher prioritity and second hand buyers should not be able to get what I have for a fraction of the price.
Anonymous No.715949056 [Report] >>715950028 >>715950901 >>715952775
Anonymous No.715950028 [Report]
>>715949056
pretty sure you need to solve the ban evasion problem first before you try to do tacky shit like that.
Anonymous No.715950610 [Report] >>715951339
>>715949027
>I should be considered higher prioritity
a higher priority for what? you already have the game
Anonymous No.715950820 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
Remove PvP from Souls games so comp niggers jump off a roof. Instead invasions are npcs that clone the kit of people nearby in other 'worlds' or whatever and toss them in instead.
Anonymous No.715950826 [Report] >>715951339
>>715949027
stop preordering games retard, problem solved.
Anonymous No.715950840 [Report] >>715950913 >>715951625 >>715955932
>>715948739
how would this counter alts
Anonymous No.715950901 [Report]
>>715949056
>brb wife aggro
>I don't have hours of free time each day, games should really consider that grown adults only have like 30 minutes per week to play videogames
>oh man my reflexes have gotten so bad, I wish you could automate some of this parrying/micromanaging mechanics
>RTS games are my jam! I love playing command and conquer games.
Anonymous No.715950913 [Report] >>715955102
>>715950840
make it an ip ban and also block vpns
Anonymous No.715951339 [Report] >>715951423 >>715953096
>>715950610
>>715950826
If im actually helping the company make money and buy the game full price.
Only for that game to drop in price not even half a year later and someone else buys it for a fraction of the price.
It encourages people to NOT buy the game when it comes out. It's fucking retarded as a business practice.
Anonymous No.715951385 [Report] >>715951493
>>715948739
this is the most retarded fucking thing i've heard you retarded faggot
Anonymous No.715951423 [Report] >>715951540
>>715951339
then vote with your wallet and stop preordering
Anonymous No.715951493 [Report] >>715953217 >>715955916
>>715951385
you're just mad because you know it would work.
Anonymous No.715951540 [Report] >>715951597
>>715951423
>Don't preorder a game from a franchise you love
>Watch it die all because everyone else is a broke ass punk socialist and doesn't care
How exactly does that help me?
Anonymous No.715951546 [Report] >>715951571
grappling hooks plus jetpack
Anonymous No.715951571 [Report]
>>715951546
Sounds like a QA testers nightmare.
Anonymous No.715951597 [Report] >>715951629
>>715951540
because you don't get ripped off anymore
Anonymous No.715951625 [Report]
>>715950840
1 license per account?
Anonymous No.715951629 [Report] >>715951687 >>715951764
>>715951597
But then I don't have anymore of the thing I enjoy.
How does that make sense? You're a moron.
Anonymous No.715951687 [Report] >>715951770
>>715951629
>You're a moron.
Anonymous No.715951718 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
More strong black women
Anonymous No.715951764 [Report] >>715951819
>>715951629
Trust me, you won't get any more of thing you enjoy even if you get another game. Unless you think enjoy stuff like nu GoW and Saints Row.
Anonymous No.715951770 [Report] >>715952110
>>715951687
No your image is reverse bait.
Your logic even make any sort of business sense.
>Don't buy anything new, buy it all used.
If everyone did that, then the thing I'm trying to support stops being a thing. That's the opposite effect of what outcome I want to happen.
Anonymous No.715951819 [Report]
>>715951764
Nu GOW is fine, anyone who wanted the game to be like the older titles is like the people who still listen to Korn.
Korn hasn't been decent in literally decades, you're old and that style does not appeal anymore.
Anonymous No.715952110 [Report] >>715952389
>>715951770
i rather lose the games i love than constantly have to overpay for everything.
Anonymous No.715952178 [Report] >>715952538
>>715948739
I mean... back in the day wouldnt they just ban the cd-key attached to the cheating account? The implication being that you can only get back in by re-buying the game and using another cd-key
Anonymous No.715952389 [Report] >>715952538
>>715952110
>I rather lose what I love
That about sums you up as a person.
Anonymous No.715952538 [Report] >>715952686
>>715952178
yeah, it's like a more modern version of that basically.
>>715952389
sorry i'm not married to gaming companies like you are.
Anonymous No.715952686 [Report] >>715952793
>>715952538
>sorry i'm not married to gaming companies like you are.
Then why use the word love?
We both know why
Because you don't know what that word actually means.
Anonymous No.715952775 [Report] >>715953119 >>715955076
>>715948349 (OP)
Revert the Meet Your Match update

>>715949056
nah if you're talking about this place the solution is pic rel
Anonymous No.715952793 [Report] >>715952881
>>715952686
you're trying too hard.
Anonymous No.715952881 [Report] >>715952921
>>715952793
At what?
Anonymous No.715952921 [Report] >>715952969
>>715952881
fucking your mom.
Anonymous No.715952969 [Report] >>715953024
>>715952921
I see you gave up in actual conversation. Imagine my shock.
Anonymous No.715953024 [Report] >>715953084
>>715952969
>i see you gave up in taking my bait.
yeah.
Anonymous No.715953079 [Report] >>715955646
>>715948349 (OP)
buffing handcannoneers by slightly reducing their cost or their training speed.
Anonymous No.715953084 [Report] >>715953146
>>715953024
Are you retarded? If i was baiting, replying IS taking the bait.
You fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.715953096 [Report] >>715953282
>>715951339
>It encourages people to NOT buy the game when it comes out.
Yeah. And?

I still get the game, just a little later. I just wait for steam sales and pick up whatever I want for 75% off. I don't think I've paid more than $20 for a PC game since the Orange Box.

Thank you for subsidizing my cheap games with your desperate need to pre-order digital copies (are they going to run out? do you know why pre-orders exist in the first place?).
Anonymous No.715953119 [Report]
>>715952775
Yeah but that's true for literally everything in life, not just vidya.
Anonymous No.715953146 [Report] >>715953282
>>715953084
says the guy who likes preordering games.
Anonymous No.715953173 [Report] >>715953217
>>715948739
might be the most retarded thing I ever heard
Anonymous No.715953217 [Report]
>>715953173
>>715951493
Anonymous No.715953275 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
China and India are forced to be on their own internet with no way to access the rest of the world's internet.
Anonymous No.715953282 [Report] >>715953323
>>715953096
>>715953146
Just admit you're socialist morons.
Anonymous No.715953323 [Report] >>715953487
>>715953282
u mad?
Anonymous No.715953382 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
*I lean down and look up*
So you aren't wearing panties..
Anonymous No.715953487 [Report]
>>715953323
You think I'd nteract with you leftist pukes if I wanted to be happy?
Anonymous No.715953516 [Report] >>715953569 >>715953613
Every loading tip on competitive team games being "IF YOU GET MAD AT YOUR RANDOMLY ASSIGNED TEAMMATES INSTEAD OF GETTING YOUR OWN CLAN TO PLAY WITH YOU ARE A RETARD"
Anonymous No.715953569 [Report] >>715953729
>>715953516
This doesn't make sense, you're implying people wouldn't just get mad at their clan members.
Anonymous No.715953613 [Report] >>715953729
>>715953516
>Get a clan
>Want to play matches
>No one is on when I am
Oh wow, great idea jack ass.
Anonymous No.715953729 [Report] >>715953881 >>715953942
>>715953569
>>715953613
You don't have to play with a clan but you knew what you were getting yourself into when pressing solo queue. You can only blame yourself at that point so don't waste time screeching at your teammates sucking ass
Anonymous No.715953881 [Report] >>715955291
>>715953729
Wait so by your logic, people are not allowed to be disapointed by the failure and mistakes of their teamates?
Why not? When has it ever been a thing not to grill your team mate when everyone else is doing their best and the other person is lacking ?
Anonymous No.715953942 [Report] >>715955291
>>715953729
In other words don't play the video game to begin with.
Anonymous No.715953948 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
Anonymous No.715954027 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
add Butt Penis at the end of their names
lol
>Apex Legends Butt Penis
Boom, instant Labor of Love 2025 award
Anonymous No.715954117 [Report] >>715954139
>>715948349 (OP)
Remove inventory carry capacity in most games.
Anonymous No.715954139 [Report] >>715956887
>>715954117
So you want games to be easier.
Anonymous No.715954289 [Report] >>715954351
>>715948349 (OP)
Game remembers with monitor it was open last time.
Game just allows the cursor to move outside the game window.
Anonymous No.715954351 [Report] >>715954535
>>715954289
Is your arm that fat you cant just move your cursor that takes a whole wicked millisecond to do?
Anonymous No.715954438 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
dual wielding shields
Anonymous No.715954535 [Report] >>715954907
>>715954351
You know both of these compound right? A game that opens in the wrong monitor is also unlikely to allow you to grab it and move it because the cursor is locked to the game area. And don't even get me started on games that run on fullscreen but can't remember the monitor and the res they used last.
Anonymous No.715954907 [Report]
>>715954535
Oh sorry, I didn't realize we were discussing a 3 second problem.
Anonymous No.715955007 [Report]
>>715948349 (OP)
>Small changes that would drastically improve a game overnight.
Game is massively moddable, but it's gameplay enhancing mods and not coomer mods.
Anonymous No.715955076 [Report]
>>715952775
Just write EU and US only match making. There are way more retarded countries out there, than those that cannot even connect due to high ping.
Anonymous No.715955102 [Report] >>715955161 >>715955205
>>715950913
>what are dynamic IPs
Anonymous No.715955161 [Report] >>715955198
>>715955102
>you know realize you quoted an underage tech illiterate ESL country anon
give it up, we are the only mid 30 people left on this site
Anonymous No.715955198 [Report]
>>715955161
*now
Anonymous No.715955205 [Report]
>>715955102
oh yeah. those are thing, for some reason....
Anonymous No.715955291 [Report] >>715955531
>>715953881
Because its a sisyphean task. You think someone screaming BLYYYYAAAAD PUDKA SUKA because we gave up first blood is doing anything other than frying their nervous system?
>>715953942
If you get mad at strangers, yes
Anonymous No.715955360 [Report]
>>715948739
go back to dead, lowtax
Anonymous No.715955531 [Report] >>715955576
>>715955291
>If you get mad at strangers, yes
How much of a wuss are you exactly?
Anonymous No.715955576 [Report] >>715956108
>>715955531
Are you a yipping little dog?
Anonymous No.715955604 [Report] >>715955745
Colin > Ryan > Drew > Wayne (not singing) > Greg > Random celeb guests >>>>> woman = Wayne (singing)
Anonymous No.715955646 [Report] >>715955743
>>715953079
love you man
one day hand canoneer bros will have their revenge
Anonymous No.715955743 [Report]
>>715955646
<3. i hope we live to see that day.
Anonymous No.715955745 [Report] >>715955803
>>715955604
>Random celeb guest worse than Greg
Robin Williams guest episode is still one of the best ever, get the fuck out of here
Also Greg sucks, Brad is better
Anonymous No.715955803 [Report] >>715955905
>>715955745
I forgot brad, hea below greg

I kept the celeb guest low just for inconsistemcy based on who is was and im not listing them all. robin is great
Anonymous No.715955867 [Report] >>715955916
>>715948739
fpwp
Anonymous No.715955905 [Report]
>>715955803
Yeah I'm half joking, most of the celeb guest sucks
Other than Robin Williams there's that Richard Simmons episode I guess
Anonymous No.715955916 [Report]
>>715955867
>>715951493
Anonymous No.715955932 [Report] >>715956002
>>715950840
IP ban
Hardware ban
Verified phone number required
Credit card number ban.

Make the fucker build a new PC, buy a new phone and open a new bank account every time as punishment for cheating
Anonymous No.715956002 [Report]
>>715955932
this, minus the phone number.
Anonymous No.715956108 [Report] >>715957587
>>715955576
Whoa anon, don't get so upset with strangers!
Anonymous No.715956174 [Report] >>715956679
>>715948739
>Combating cheaters like this
Cum on, here's a better, radical idea: Devs now have a legal power to doxx your ass if you're caught cheating/hacking. Leave the justice to lynching mob
Anonymous No.715956646 [Report]
Removing snipers. You can improve every single multiplayer game with this.
Anonymous No.715956679 [Report] >>715956821
>>715956174
People should literally be attacked over a video game? Are you fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.715956821 [Report]
>>715956679
Anonymous No.715956887 [Report]
>>715954139
I hope you get cancer and die within the next 6 months.
Anonymous No.715957587 [Report]
>>715956108
I come to /v/ to get upset at strangers