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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:30:33 AM No.715951943
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Since the Mario movie was such a success, how well do you think a Zelda movie could do?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:35:25 AM No.715952159
my only question is will tingle be in it
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:59:12 AM No.715953103
>>715951943 (OP)
It will do well but there will be backlash once male fans realize that Nintendo (by orders from Blackrock most likely) made Zelda the lead protagonist of the movie and not Link. She has top billing
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:12:57 PM No.715953702
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>>715951943 (OP)
I have NO faith in this movie lmao.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:14:05 PM No.715953750
>>715951943 (OP)
Recycling OoT's plot would actually make me go to the theater.
Too bad it's gonna be about how White evil chud Link oppressing the poor PoC latinx trans negrofolx from Gerudo and strong indipendent wymen saving the day by twerking and rizzing ohio.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:18:42 PM No.715953973
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>>715951943 (OP)
I wonder how species like Zora and Gorons will look in live-action..
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:45:29 PM No.715955172
Reminder that this movie is made by the guy that produced Morbius
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:01:06 PM No.715955816
>>715951943 (OP)
>*deep orchestral backdrop*
>THIS SUMMER...
>*fleeting scene of link riding epona*
>THE LEGEND...
>*he reaches the top of a hill*
>COMES TO LIFE...
>*rears up and rides off into the distance*
>*record scratch*
>*he falls off the horse as he's hit in the head by an octorok
>*walkin' on sunshine plays*
>*scene cuts to happy go lucky Link wearing the bunny hood and cutting grass and breaking pots*
>"I've always dreamed that I was meant for something great in this life, Navi. I can feel it"
>*scene cuts to Zelda rolling her eyes as Link sneezes Navi's fairy dust toward the camera*
>Impa says in a confident tone "Only he who possesses Courage,
>*cuts to Link shuddering at a spider that got caught in one of his empty bottles, falling on his face in anxiety*
>Wisdom,
>*cuts to Link emptying his wallet so he can slowly count how many rupees he has*
>and Strength can truly claim the Triforce"
>*cuts to Link struggling to move a block*
>HE MIGHT NOT BE THE HERO WE NEED RIGHT NOW
>*cuts to Link blindfolded, trying to hit a deku nut with a deku stick, kokiri kids laughing at him*
>BUT HE'S THE HERO HYRULE DESERVES
>*Link and Zelda riding on horseback toward Hyrule Castle*
>*song fades out and a ominous track begins to play*
>*camera pans to the left, where a shadowy figure is watching them from afar*
>*his back to the camera so you can't see who he is*
>2026
>*black screen with maniacal laughter in the background*
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:13:04 PM No.715956313
>>715951943 (OP)
>live-action
automatically worse
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:28:06 PM No.715956984
>>715951943 (OP)
Isn't it going to be live-action this time? I doubt it's going to be as well received as the Mario movie, which was animated.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:30:00 PM No.715957045
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We haven't had a good fantasy flick in AGES since capeshit took over. It could work just off of that fact alone. Now I don't expect it to be Lord of the fucking Rings but at least a quarter of that would already be pretty good.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:35:09 PM No.715957280
>>715957045
Anon. It's live-action. In this day and age. It's going to be shit.
All of the talent during the days of Jurassic Park is gone.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:38:44 PM No.715957443
>>715957280
Oh calm down if they take their time and not rush VFX in some Indian sweatshop it's gonna be fine
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:40:22 PM No.715957518
>>715952159
He'll be played by Hunter Schafer
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:41:59 PM No.715957601
>>715951943 (OP)
it'll be a success because miyamoto will make sure it's not abysmal dogshit, at the cost of it being a boring, safe crowdpleaser.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:48:22 PM No.715957861
>>715951943 (OP)
The movie will be a success, but it will also be a controversial "woke" disaster, starring girlboss Zelda and her sidekick Link.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:49:58 PM No.715957940
>>715951943 (OP)
probably 50% success
it won't be lotr or got level because the story/lore isn't comparable
kids movies always do fantastic cause parents use the films as babysitters, they won't be taking 3 yr olds to see a goofy elf in a dress, and being live action will limit appeal

you can expect everyone who played the mainline games to go see the film, that's about it
non gamers won't like it that much, they'll say it's too simple
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:49:58 PM No.715957941
>>715953973
this is why it shouldn't be live action to begin with. every other race in the move is going to be cg. i guess except gerudo. if, by chance, the humans are humans (hylian) then what thr fuck is the point of live action actord
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:51:52 PM No.715958014
>>715957601
>success
has nothing to do with how good the film is, it has everything to do with appeal

>>715957941
I hope they cg over the actors and just use their base performances as reference for animation, similar to rango
honestly the actors picked looked like literal whos plucked from a random shopping mall
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:52:11 PM No.715958030
>>715955816
the joke is funny anon, but it wound up not being true for mario. it will be even less true for zelda
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:53:52 PM No.715958084
KEEP /TV/ SLOP IN /TV/
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:54:50 PM No.715958126
>>715958014
if the movie featured just one zora and goron, who would you cast as them
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:55:01 PM No.715958136
>>715957045
>It could work just off of that fact alone
most people don't care about fantasy shit at all

>>715956313
they should do puppets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_owZfYVR8

starfox should be puppets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdhsoRo83Lc
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:56:02 PM No.715958181
>>715958126
>zora
idris elba

>goron
jack black
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:56:41 PM No.715958221
>>715958181
ROCK JOCKEY!
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:59:24 PM No.715958339
>>715958221
he looks like a goron already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNeHbX8rKY
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:00:57 PM No.715958396
>>715958221
FIRST WE KOOLO
THEN WE LIMPAH
These are the magic words that Steve created himself.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:02:38 PM No.715958474
>>715958339
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj-wAcSW7hI
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:05:23 PM No.715958602
>>715958339
why would he cut his hair off? in my mind he looks like the fat teacher from school of rock. he looks stupid without the hair.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:07:48 PM No.715958705
>>715953750
>Recycling OoT's plot would actually make me go to the theater.
to do it properly, they should do 3 films, each part being a part of the triforce
film 1 child, ends with master sword cliffhanger
film 2 adult, forest, fire, water temples
film3 finale shadow spirit ganontower

but I'd rather see something brand new so even people who have played every zelda game have something fresh to see, they could borrow parts from all the zeldas
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:08:56 PM No.715958753
>>715958602
>in my mind he looks like the fat teacher from school of rock
lol...
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:09:23 PM No.715958783
>>715958705
not gonna happen, Zelda doesn't really participate in OoT's story, and even if you invent her adventures as Shiek that's disconnected from what Link does and it's not gonna make for a good movie
I imagine it will just be an original story.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:09:33 PM No.715958793
>>715958705
That's not a bad premise, but why did they cat Black to play a blond child
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:11:29 PM No.715958893
>>715958753
what's the alternative? him and kyle gass both look stupid. but black has an actual career.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:26:48 PM No.715959672
>>715958893
check who the lead actor in school of rock is lol
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:28:23 PM No.715959762
>>715958783
she participates in oot's story about as much as she does in any zelda, except spirit tracks
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:29:41 PM No.715959853
>>715959762
If there's one good thing that can come out of this movie is that it could finally convince Aonuma to stop letting Fujibayashi fridge Zelda in every fucking game and make her a real character already.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:30:23 PM No.715959896
>>715958181
Jack Black should play Tingle.