Hmm...

what the hell is nintendo's problem ?

We need barefoot kid versions of every princess. No, baby doesn't count.

It's awwwright.

>>715956161 (OP)
No dixie kong outfit.
No candy kong outfit.
No diddy kong outfit.

Its shit.

>>715956939
why would I want her to look like a slut

>>715956970
What the actual fuck, are you gay?
Actually, don't answer. You're on of those axewound abominations.

>>715957126
>monkey fucker going spastic
I forgot, weekends at /v/

>Cranky is arcade DK
>Arcade Pauline has officially been retconned as Lady given this costume
Will Nintendo seperate Jump Man and Mario next?

>>715957196
anon, mario wore luigi's clothes in odyssey

>>715956161 (OP)
>that right outfit
Paula?

>>715956939
Wait a minute

>>715957243

>>715956970
Because she certainly doesn't already look like a hooker in OP's pic

>>715956161 (OP)
report nintendo to collective shout and get this filth taken down

>>715957174
You're just mad they didn’t bring back DK's tie physics from Melee. Stay seething, banana boy.

>>715957196
Jumpman and Mario are two separate characters in the movie.

>>715957565
Nintendo would send their ninjas to assassinate the radfem christkeks.

Thats not a mod? they really want me to masturbate to this character huh

>Literally sings "UOOOOOH" to open sealed doors
So, this was definitely on purpose, right?

>>715956161 (OP)
According to Nintendo this is a 13 year old girl.

>>715957196
Actually the opposite of that, Cranky is officially... just a Crank and never appeared in the DK arcade game.

>>715956161 (OP)
Putting make-up on children is so fucking weird to me

>>715957772
The movie isn't canon.

>>715958928
fuck, I never connected the two together

>>715956161 (OP)
So I'll just come out and ask what we're all wondering: what can you see when you look up any of those dresses? If it works the way I think it does, that camera mode should make it super easy to check.

>>715959508
Kill yourself, pedo.

>>715956161 (OP)
ZAMN I didn't know Nintendo was so based.

>>715959508
If it was anything but a black void it would be all over the internet anon, definitely all over /v/
Its a black void for sure

>>715956161 (OP)
She looks hideous and there's nothing sexual about the design. Pedophiles are truly mentally ill freaks.

>>715959640
>>715959951
Hagfags BTFO.