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Thread 715956373 - /v/ [Archived: 236 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:14:36 PM No.715956373

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GO TO THE BATHROOM SAM
I CAN SMELL YOU

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:17:39 PM No.715956518

>>715956373 (OP)
I'd angrily jam him up my ass like that guy with the wiimote.

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:23:54 PM No.715956793

>>715956373 (OP)
>GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:24:57 PM No.715956837

not yet

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:25:16 PM No.715956862

>Sam, did I ever tell you the story of how I took my daughter to a BT infested area and that she died?
>Did I also tell you that it was her Ka who took resident in this doll, but I kicked her out as it could only hold one Ka?

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:02:58 PM No.715958491

>>715956862
I was skimming one of these threads and this anon said his story was le heckin sad. So when I got to his (optional?) story cutscene, his backstory just seemed so stupid for no reason.
I am a sucker for emotional shit, but it was stupid as fuck.

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:05:24 PM No.715958604

Death Stranding 2, and Death Stranding, are fucking retarded.

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:06:29 PM No.715958652

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>>715958491
he got his own daughter killed by having no sense of protecting his offspring
his story is more of a facepalm. also "narrator" doll sucks, explaining everything so no low IQ player is left behind understanding the way easier plot of the DS2 spinoff that invalidates the meaning of DS1

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:07:04 PM No.715958671

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>>715956793
It is too late Dollman
I have become... Sam Shitter Britches

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:13:13 PM No.715958989

I know it's kind of the point of the game, but I really don't like going out without my BB pod.

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:15:05 PM No.715959076

nahyehwhadahell

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:17:38 PM No.715959208

>>715956373 (OP)
nrgngh get out

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:34:55 PM No.715960139

>>715956373 (OP)
not yet

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:40:58 PM No.715960484

Have you ever actually sharted yourself though?

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:43:07 PM No.715960597

compuatarchadde

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not yet

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:44:12 PM No.715960643

>>715960484
yes i was sick as fuck and my wife and mom were doing something while i was half unconcsious on the couch with my infant. felt a pressure and "i'm holding a small child" overwrote "do NOT fart, you are sick", so i pushed to relieve the pressure. totally shit myself.

that was over 10 yrs ago already though

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:47:52 PM No.715960825

>>715960643
What if your baby sharted itself at the exact same moment though? You could have had that synchronized bowel release bonding experience together.

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:51:40 PM No.715961040

>>715960643
Did your missus or your mum get wind of it or did you manage to clean yourself up first?

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:54:19 PM No.715961180