Thread 715956373

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Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:14:36 PM No.715956373 [Report] >>715956518 >>715956793 >>715959208 >>715960139 >>715964267

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GO TO THE BATHROOM SAM
I CAN SMELL YOU

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:17:39 PM No.715956518 [Report]

>>715956373 (OP)
I'd angrily jam him up my ass like that guy with the wiimote.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:23:54 PM No.715956793 [Report] >>715958671

>>715956373 (OP)
>GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:24:57 PM No.715956837 [Report]

not yet

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:25:16 PM No.715956862 [Report] >>715958491

>Sam, did I ever tell you the story of how I took my daughter to a BT infested area and that she died?
>Did I also tell you that it was her Ka who took resident in this doll, but I kicked her out as it could only hold one Ka?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:02:58 PM No.715958491 [Report] >>715958652

>>715956862
I was skimming one of these threads and this anon said his story was le heckin sad. So when I got to his (optional?) story cutscene, his backstory just seemed so stupid for no reason.
I am a sucker for emotional shit, but it was stupid as fuck.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:05:24 PM No.715958604 [Report]

Death Stranding 2, and Death Stranding, are fucking retarded.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:06:29 PM No.715958652 [Report]

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>>715958491
he got his own daughter killed by having no sense of protecting his offspring
his story is more of a facepalm. also "narrator" doll sucks, explaining everything so no low IQ player is left behind understanding the way easier plot of the DS2 spinoff that invalidates the meaning of DS1

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:07:04 PM No.715958671 [Report]

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>>715956793
It is too late Dollman
I have become... Sam Shitter Britches

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:13:13 PM No.715958989 [Report]

I know it's kind of the point of the game, but I really don't like going out without my BB pod.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:15:05 PM No.715959076 [Report]

nahyehwhadahell

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:17:38 PM No.715959208 [Report]

>>715956373 (OP)
nrgngh get out

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:34:55 PM No.715960139 [Report]

>>715956373 (OP)
not yet

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:40:58 PM No.715960484 [Report] >>715960643

Have you ever actually sharted yourself though?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:43:07 PM No.715960597 [Report] >>715961248

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not yet

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:44:12 PM No.715960643 [Report] >>715960825 >>715961040

>>715960484
yes i was sick as fuck and my wife and mom were doing something while i was half unconcsious on the couch with my infant. felt a pressure and "i'm holding a small child" overwrote "do NOT fart, you are sick", so i pushed to relieve the pressure. totally shit myself.

that was over 10 yrs ago already though

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:47:52 PM No.715960825 [Report]

>>715960643
What if your baby sharted itself at the exact same moment though? You could have had that synchronized bowel release bonding experience together.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:51:40 PM No.715961040 [Report]

>>715960643
Did your missus or your mum get wind of it or did you manage to clean yourself up first?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:54:19 PM No.715961180 [Report] >>715961783

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Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:55:24 PM No.715961248 [Report]

>>715960597
This. I only shower after I've had a wank and I'm too busy playing games right now. Besides, waking hours are between 11pm and 4am.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 3:05:00 PM No.715961783 [Report]

>>715961180
Thats going right to the top of my gooning playlist. Gotta start out strong.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 3:28:03 PM No.715963263 [Report]

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Anonymous 7/20/2025, 3:42:38 PM No.715964267 [Report]

>>715956373 (OP)
is that supposed to be the joker guy