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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:32:00 PM No.715959978
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>paulina is for some reason a loli
>paulina is for some reason the exact same size as diddy kong
>paulina is for some reason banging her chest like a monkey when celebrating with DK in some cutscenes
>paulina does acrobatics on top of DK in their idle animations
>diddy used to have a win animation where he rapps with a boombox, paulina uses music to open doors
>in coop mode, the second player gets a target that appears on screen that they can use to shoot [screams] at. Diddy's special ability in DK64 was his peanut gun.
>her story in the game feels incredibly tacked on and out of place
>Nintendo also released this official render alongside the game
you fags upset over DK's eyebrows were changed to move away from Rare's designs don't seem to be noticing the actually glaring obvious executive decision to replace one of Rare's most iconic characters with one of Nintendo's less popular characters.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:33:49 PM No.715960081
shes cute
diddy isnt cute
therefore im ok with this
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:34:43 PM No.715960128
>>715960081
Diddy is cute, he's just not cute and funny.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:38:13 PM No.715960334
>>715959978 (OP)
Diddy is the yoshi of the kong series
A tool for donkey to use
Also
Child feet SELLS more than a chimp
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:39:18 PM No.715960393
>>715960128
diddy is cute and funny
he's just not cute and funny and a grill
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:39:49 PM No.715960428
The entire game is permeated with the concept of magical music, what, is Diddy gonna fucking sing?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:47:41 PM No.715960815
>>715960428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfx2gTEJsS0
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:00:15 PM No.715961513
>>715960128
>>715960393
actually he's wild and silly
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:04:54 PM No.715961776
>>715960393
Eric your mothers calling she says stop being a homosexual
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:05:06 PM No.715961792
>>715960428
tacked on garbage plot that didn't need to be there and that dilutes the classic villain plotline they actually had
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:06:42 PM No.715961885
>>715961776
Wrong number hoss
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:30:24 PM No.715963430
>>715959978 (OP)
Unfortunate timing for diddy anything
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:45:47 PM No.715964520
>>715959978 (OP)
There's literally no reason to be upset about this, Diddyfag. It's a one time thing.

I know you're a little sensitive about being snubbed for Mario Kart World base roster, but you'll be okay.