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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:56 PM No.715976721
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it kinda sucks, actually...
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:44:31 PM No.715976920
Yea...
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:45:47 PM No.715977013
lmao, dont know why i find this thread hilarious
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:52:47 PM No.715977572
I always thought breath of the wild sounds a bit lewd like having a hot wolf rapist exhaling his breath of the wild in your face to taunt you before going at your bumbum
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:05:03 PM No.715978487
>>715976721 (OP)
The entire purpose of the game is to be one giant emasculating humiliation ritual for Link
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:14:36 PM No.715979238
>8 years
>still seething
LMAO
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:22:07 PM No.715979846
>>715976721 (OP)
it's the greatest actually
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:53:04 PM No.715982219
Truke
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:53:55 PM No.715982283
>>715976721 (OP)
It's really good actually. But they need to move on and try something different, totk was a mistake.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:54:03 PM No.715982293
>>715978487
what do you mean, the fish, zelda, and impa's granddaughter are down bad.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:57:41 PM No.715982592
I just arrived at the Gerudo part and don't feel like continuing
>>715977572
Yiff in hell
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:58:47 PM No.715982682
>>715976721 (OP)
It is good, but it has some flaws (Not ncessarily in concept so much as values) and it rides off the first time experience.

TotK is carried entirely by how you feel about it basically being BotW+Nuts and Bolts, with most people i spoken to walking away with negativity.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:02:22 PM No.715982979
why does hyrule have such a homerotic vibe? ballson is the least gay thing about it
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:24:40 PM No.715984881
>>715976721 (OP)
You were there, zoom zoom. Sorry you missed it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:26:48 PM No.715985039
>>715976721 (OP)
I'm completely with ya nigga.
Im playin the game next to my white girl and I'm only doing it cus she's into it, so she'll let me do her after. Most boring game I've ever played for real
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:28:05 PM No.715985156
>>715985039
white hands attached to slender forearms typed this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:30:59 PM No.715985409
>>715976721 (OP)
Rented it from the library to try it out. Returned it the exact same day. Worse part is, they made another just like it. Link's Awakening, old and new one, is vastly superior. A Link to the Past is obviously top-tier though. Didnt have 64 or cube, so idk about that era of Link. Shame, because I actually like crafting and durability. But it wasnt up to par for my liking.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:34:23 PM No.715985693
There's literally no reason to play BOTW now that TOTK exists. Same map, same enemies, same locations, but way more content.

BOTW was a Beta Version of TOTK
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:39:25 PM No.715986095
>>715978487
Correct.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:50:50 PM No.715987049
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md5: 65a1e218e890bd5a96c1509403a03185🔍
>>715976721 (OP)
It's a 8/10 for like the first 40h of your first playthrough and 6/10 comfort game for any future playtime.
Sex with Riju and Gerudo women.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:55:25 PM No.715987487
>>715978487
>for Link
dont forget the players