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Anonymous 7/20/2025, 9:16:54 PM No.715989408 [Report] >>715993079 >>715994729 >>715995374 >>715995768 >>715995954 >>715996064
This, once and for all, kills the notion that Samus is physically strong
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The ONLY reason Samus can kick ass is because of her power suit.
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 9:24:59 PM No.715990114 [Report] >>715990637
It's simple:

Power Suit Samus
>physically strong, but clunky and slow

Zero Suit Samus
>nimble and agile, but physically weak
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 9:27:04 PM No.715990281 [Report] >>715992821
kill yourself sybb
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 9:27:32 PM No.715990329 [Report] >>715992821
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>Sybb thread #8502386

When are the jannies gonna get off their ass and permaban you.
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 9:31:25 PM No.715990637 [Report] >>715992571
>>715990114
Power Suit isn't clunky and slow, didn't you get the speed boots?
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 9:56:32 PM No.715992571 [Report] >>715992612
>>715990637
>t. retard
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 9:57:07 PM No.715992612 [Report] >>715993903
>>715992571
stop bumping sybb threads nigger
sage 7/20/2025, 10:00:14 PM No.715992821 [Report] >>715994198
>>715990281
>>715990329
give me the tl;dr on this sybb character, i've seen like 5 different samus threads today and i presume that they're his doing
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:03:41 PM No.715993079 [Report]
>>715989408 (OP)
Decades of taking BBC gave her superhuman strength
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:15:43 PM No.715993903 [Report]
>>715992612
Stop telling me what to do
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:20:03 PM No.715994198 [Report]
>>715992821
He’s the person making threads about Samus, PN03, and Nagatoro on /a/. He has a fixation on “flabby” asses.
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Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:27:47 PM No.715994729 [Report]
>>715989408 (OP)
she missed something at the gym
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:36:46 PM No.715995374 [Report] >>715995646
>>715989408 (OP)
If she's weak, why is she able to kick ass in all the Smash Bros games? Have you considered the fact that the Space Pirates are like 9 foot tall aliens with physical abilities way beyond humans? Do you think Snake, Mario, or Kirby could fight them head on in their lowest states? Probably not.
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:40:06 PM No.715995646 [Report]
>>715995374
Smash Bros. games are figurines coming alive, not the actual characters.
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:41:36 PM No.715995768 [Report]
>>715989408 (OP)
Yeah, just like Halo's Master Chief
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:44:17 PM No.715995954 [Report]
>>715989408 (OP)
My mother's ass looks firmer than that doughy shit
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:45:43 PM No.715996064 [Report] >>715996139
>>715989408 (OP)
She still has a fucking 30 foot vertical leap
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:46:46 PM No.715996139 [Report]
>>715996064
Just like Super Mario