Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:16:54 PM No.715989408
The ONLY reason Samus can kick ass is because of her power suit.
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This, once and for all, kills the notion that Samus is physically strong - /v/ (#715989408) [Archived: 211 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:24:59 PM No.715990114
It's simple:
Power Suit Samus
>physically strong, but clunky and slow
Zero Suit Samus
>nimble and agile, but physically weak
Power Suit Samus
>physically strong, but clunky and slow
Zero Suit Samus
>nimble and agile, but physically weak
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:27:04 PM No.715990281
kill yourself sybb
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:27:32 PM No.715990329
>Sybb thread #8502386
When are the jannies gonna get off their ass and permaban you.
When are the jannies gonna get off their ass and permaban you.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:31:25 PM No.715990637
>>715990114
Power Suit isn't clunky and slow, didn't you get the speed boots?
Power Suit isn't clunky and slow, didn't you get the speed boots?
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sage
7/20/2025, 10:00:14 PM No.715992821
>>715990281
>>715990329
give me the tl;dr on this sybb character, i've seen like 5 different samus threads today and i presume that they're his doing
>>715990329
give me the tl;dr on this sybb character, i've seen like 5 different samus threads today and i presume that they're his doing
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:03:41 PM No.715993079
>>715989408 (OP)
Decades of taking BBC gave her superhuman strength
Decades of taking BBC gave her superhuman strength
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:15:43 PM No.715993903
>>715992612
Stop telling me what to do
Stop telling me what to do
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:20:03 PM No.715994198
>>715992821
He’s the person making threads about Samus, PN03, and Nagatoro on /a/. He has a fixation on “flabby” asses.
>>>/a/280651934
He’s the person making threads about Samus, PN03, and Nagatoro on /a/. He has a fixation on “flabby” asses.
>>>/a/280651934
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:27:47 PM No.715994729
>>715989408 (OP)
she missed something at the gym
she missed something at the gym
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:36:46 PM No.715995374
>>715989408 (OP)
If she's weak, why is she able to kick ass in all the Smash Bros games? Have you considered the fact that the Space Pirates are like 9 foot tall aliens with physical abilities way beyond humans? Do you think Snake, Mario, or Kirby could fight them head on in their lowest states? Probably not.
If she's weak, why is she able to kick ass in all the Smash Bros games? Have you considered the fact that the Space Pirates are like 9 foot tall aliens with physical abilities way beyond humans? Do you think Snake, Mario, or Kirby could fight them head on in their lowest states? Probably not.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:40:06 PM No.715995646
>>715995374
Smash Bros. games are figurines coming alive, not the actual characters.
Smash Bros. games are figurines coming alive, not the actual characters.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:41:36 PM No.715995768
>>715989408 (OP)
Yeah, just like Halo's Master Chief
Yeah, just like Halo's Master Chief
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:44:17 PM No.715995954
>>715989408 (OP)
My mother's ass looks firmer than that doughy shit
My mother's ass looks firmer than that doughy shit
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:45:43 PM No.715996064
>>715989408 (OP)
She still has a fucking 30 foot vertical leap
She still has a fucking 30 foot vertical leap
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:46:46 PM No.715996139
>>715996064
Just like Super Mario
Just like Super Mario